Things Tom Herman is in charge of

[Marfa Low Crown 2565]

Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team.
Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The
players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The
coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this
mess of that much I'm certain.

So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of?

Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else? 

[nunna yo bizness 1690]

I believe TH is clearly in charge of infantile gimmicks. 

[SA-KC_Horn 1298]

Currently in charge of a........

[52-80 19379]

It's piss

[Deej 77901]

He's in charge of the piss chart. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

He's in charge of PR to spread the false narrative that its really hard to win games at Texas.

[Scheiss Meister 8477]

He's in charge of fucking up our Saturdays.

ETA He's also in charge of wasting talent.

Edited October 14, 2020 by Scheiss Meister

[nineliveslost 3013]

the binder - DUH

[TexArcher 39080]

I'll take "Sucking" for one thousand, Alex.

 

[Spankytoes 1748]

The amount of chicken Chipotle considers a serving.

[ButtFumble 5291]

he can't even shop for fucking groceries

that actually made me nervous right after he was hired

I mean even Nick Saban can probably get to the store and find enough shit to make a decent sandwich or some burgers

toms cart looked like a fucking 9yo was sent to the store

[markstanco 12814]

He is in charge of keeping recruiting for 2021 in the top 10....errrr i mean top 60. But that's months away, and he will do his best to screw that up as well.

Grass eater got fired after game 4, it didn't seem to hurt lsu. I'm looking at you cdc.

[smoky 842]

He's rolled out the following slogans recently to start the season:

"1-0" (he actually used this two years in a row. We lost to Maryland both times.)

"We Are One" (spoiler alert, we aren't)

[General Specific 3508]

Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team.
Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The
players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The
coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this
mess of that much I'm certain.

So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of?

Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else? 

Carrying the bag of dicks for Lincoln?

Towel boy for Gary?

Character witness for Gundy being a man?

I’ll see myself out.

[DougO 5269]

Herman is the Mr. Fancypants of college coaches.

 

 

[Huckleberry 34751]

3 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team.
Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The
players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The
coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this
mess of that much I'm certain.

So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of?

Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else? 

I mean I get the idea but if we had a roster full of Sam Ehlingers we'd be 0-4, giving up 70 points per game, and scoring maybe 7 per game. Maybe. All against UTEP.

[ClubWhatever 12324]

Supposedly he really is in charge of punt team

[lemonandaturd 4289]

shit

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

Does continuing to bring fire to the dumpster that is Texas football qualify? Is that on is resume yet?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3905]

Tom is in charge of licking the cream pie out if Michelle that the pool boy leaves in there daily 

[Mossyhorn 143]

Give him some credit, Herman is in charge of recycled cliches, trite sayings, and chugging free water at pressers.  

Edited October 15, 2020 by Mossyhorn

[Wanker Bob 379]

Next to the orange thief in the pale house no one steals money like Tom Herman. 

[Davis Lane 6014]

Sunday practice.

[Bigbend1812 13063]

Dick.

 

He’s in charge of Dick.  

 

 

[66BUFF 2608]

5 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Next to the orange thief in the pale house no one steals money like Tom Herman. 

Take this shit to CR you fucking wanker.

[B00M 6737]

are we sure he's not talking about Mack with the orange wedges? 

Tom is in charge of offensive meddling and enriching his friends and former colleagues.

[ABSR 5373]

Losing

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

Making sure the football office is nice and tidy for Urban Meyer 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

From where I’m standing in ain’t in charge of shit.

[ousux 5649]

Supplying Lincoln Riley AND Bob Stoops with bags of dicks, along lube before each RRS...(hint, it's never used)

[PsychMike 1553]

 

Edited October 17, 2020 by PsychMike

[6th Street 6708]

In charge of losing football games

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

When we canned Mackovic we put him in charge of parking. So maybe parking?

[Bullneck 19599]

On 10/14/2020 at 7:40 PM, Spankytoes said:

The amount of chicken Chipotle considers a serving.

[Tex Pete 21522]

On 10/16/2020 at 2:07 AM, Wanker Bob said:

Next to the orange thief in the pale house no one steals money like Tom Herman. 

Took me a few seconds to even figure out what the fuck you were talking about. Keep the political shit on the correct board, fucking douche.