Things Tom Herman is in charge of

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team.
Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The
players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The
coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this
mess of that much I'm certain.

So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of?

Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else? 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

I believe TH is clearly in charge of infantile gimmicks. 

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

Currently in charge of a........

[52-80 19098]

It's piss

[Deej 76574]

He's in charge of the piss chart. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

He's in charge of PR to spread the false narrative that its really hard to win games at Texas.

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

He's in charge of fucking up our Saturdays.

ETA He's also in charge of wasting talent.

Edited October 14, 2020 by Scheiss Meister

[nineliveslost 2710]

the binder - DUH

[TexArcher 37531]

I'll take "Sucking" for one thousand, Alex.

 

[Spankytoes 1736]

The amount of chicken Chipotle considers a serving.

[ButtFumble 5158]

he can't even shop for fucking groceries

that actually made me nervous right after he was hired

I mean even Nick Saban can probably get to the store and find enough shit to make a decent sandwich or some burgers

toms cart looked like a fucking 9yo was sent to the store

[markstanco 12517]

He is in charge of keeping recruiting for 2021 in the top 10....errrr i mean top 60. But that's months away, and he will do his best to screw that up as well.

Grass eater got fired after game 4, it didn't seem to hurt lsu. I'm looking at you cdc.

[smoky 837]

He's rolled out the following slogans recently to start the season:

"1-0" (he actually used this two years in a row. We lost to Maryland both times.)

"We Are One" (spoiler alert, we aren't)

[General Specific 3235]

Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team.
Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The
players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The
coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this
mess of that much I'm certain.

So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of?

Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else? 

Carrying the bag of dicks for Lincoln?

Towel boy for Gary?

Character witness for Gundy being a man?

I’ll see myself out.

[DougO 5239]

Herman is the Mr. Fancypants of college coaches.

 

 

[Huckleberry 32705]

3 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team.
Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The
players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The
coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this
mess of that much I'm certain.

So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of?

Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else? 

I mean I get the idea but if we had a roster full of Sam Ehlingers we'd be 0-4, giving up 70 points per game, and scoring maybe 7 per game. Maybe. All against UTEP.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Supposedly he really is in charge of punt team

[lemonandaturd 4285]

shit

[Funk Doctor Spock 11927]

Does continuing to bring fire to the dumpster that is Texas football qualify? Is that on is resume yet?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Tom is in charge of licking the cream pie out if Michelle that the pool boy leaves in there daily 

[Mossyhorn 143]

Give him some credit, Herman is in charge of recycled cliches, trite sayings, and chugging free water at pressers.  

Edited October 15, 2020 by Mossyhorn

[Wanker Bob 379]

Next to the orange thief in the pale house no one steals money like Tom Herman. 

[Davis Lane 5553]

Sunday practice.

[Bigbend1812 12894]

Dick.

 

He’s in charge of Dick.  

 

 

[66BUFF 2555]

5 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Next to the orange thief in the pale house no one steals money like Tom Herman. 

Take this shit to CR you fucking wanker.

[B00M 6280]

are we sure he's not talking about Mack with the orange wedges? 

Tom is in charge of offensive meddling and enriching his friends and former colleagues.

[ABSR 5289]

Losing

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Making sure the football office is nice and tidy for Urban Meyer 

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

From where I’m standing in ain’t in charge of shit.

[ousux 5587]

Supplying Lincoln Riley AND Bob Stoops with bags of dicks, along lube before each RRS...(hint, it's never used)

[PsychMike 1539]

 

Edited October 17, 2020 by PsychMike

[6th Street 6357]

In charge of losing football games

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

When we canned Mackovic we put him in charge of parking. So maybe parking?

[Bullneck 19000]

On 10/14/2020 at 7:40 PM, Spankytoes said:

The amount of chicken Chipotle considers a serving.

[Tex Pete 20183]

On 10/16/2020 at 2:07 AM, Wanker Bob said:

Next to the orange thief in the pale house no one steals money like Tom Herman. 

Took me a few seconds to even figure out what the fuck you were talking about. Keep the political shit on the correct board, fucking douche.