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Posted
3 hours ago, freyguy said:

Middle finger girl....

 

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long...

Cake. Always bringing the strong lyrics...

Posted
58 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

I feel like Im remembering some stacked UT chick at a basketball game maybe 10 or more years ago that got on camera and was semi internet famous for a minute. Anybody remember this?

Kansas home game I believe 

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The problem is ... for this person born in 1958 ... your desires and urges remain the same. But, the women keep getting younger and younger every year.

And then you find yourself in the Creeper Zone.

Blue hair and wrinkles boys ... blue hair and wrinkles. (sigh)

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

The problem is ... for this person born in 1958 ... your desires and urges remain the same. But, the women keep getting younger and younger every year.

And then you find yourself in the Creeper Zone.

Blue hair and wrinkles boys ... blue hair and wrinkles. (sigh)

The older you get the more you need to squeeze every drop of joy out of life you can. And by squeeze I mean boobs.

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Posted
11 hours ago, ajax said:

Look at her mouth. She's saying "oh my gosh". Also, the cross.

To be honest, I particularly liked what she was saying “Oh my god” about.  I was in the stands as well.

Posted (edited)
45 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

There can be only one.....the amazing Jenn Sterger.  

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She got a nice little SI job out of this, and a picture of Brett Favre's dick.

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

My LinkedIn invitation awaits her. 

Hey shoot me a pm - I think you're going about this the wrong way but I don't want to put you on the spot in front of everyone else.

Posted
13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Oh my god girl was definitely my favorite

 

 

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13 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I believe Oh My God girl was the hottest but also found to be most likely to be a cold fish in bed based on her social media at the time that seemed to indicate she was rather pious. 

 

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

I like all her accessories. She seems kind of fun and kooky. Like you could go on a camping trip with her and just fuck her brains out for a week while neither of you shower.

 

11 hours ago, dcar00 said:

is that a WWTSD band?

The cross and WWJD wristband, she probably also took an abstinence pledge, meaning only bjs and anal.

 

Posted
10 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Didn't see my favorite. Chica with the shade on her dome.

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So what is that guys body count up to now?

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Posted
2 minutes ago, ABSR said:

So what is that guys body count up to now?

We call this capturing the moment the drugs have kicked in.  Dude's off in another universe....

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Posted
14 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Jenn Sterger doesn't count because she got her tits done, put on some slutty rags, and put herself in front of the camera every game to try and be famous. She's the Tim Tebow of hot stand girls. 

The best chicks are the ones who never intended to be on camera at all but won our hearts anyways. 

Yep.  100%.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Does the LSU basketball fan with the dark, curly hair count for this subject? Can't find the video, but she's my favorite.

Most likely in prison

Posted
2 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:
4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:
To be honest, I particularly liked what she was saying “Oh my god” about.  I was in the stands as well.

2010 UCLA right? The beginning of the end tbh.

Indeed.  Y'all were very gracious hosts.

Posted
1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Jenn Sterger doesn't count because she got her tits done, put on some slutty rags, and put herself in front of the camera every game to try and be famous. She's the Tim Tebow of hot stand girls. 

The best chicks are the ones who never intended to be on camera at all but won our hearts anyways. 

I definitely agree that the "amateur" caught on camera is a more compelling hottie, but Sterger is not overrated, don't care about fake tits or attention whoring, she's smoking. I have no idea how she's aged though, haven't seen her since she was a Jets sideline girl.

Posted
1 hour ago, Roofle said:

 

I don't know man, there's some ghettoness that isn't quite doing it for me. Cute for sure, up there for sure, but the others on here are far superior, especially the ISU cheerleader chick.

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Posted
2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Jenn Sterger doesn't count because she got her tits done, put on some slutty rags, and put herself in front of the camera every game to try and be famous. She's the Tim Tebow of hot stand girls. 

The best chicks are the ones who never intended to be on camera at all but won our hearts anyways. 

Still wouldn't kick her out of my basement

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I agree this thread should not die. I wish we had more to offer. The best I can recall are the Bobik sisters from a million years ago. They were kinda cute.

Hooray For Everything!!!: January 2008

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