Jiu Jitsu starring Nicholas Cage (2021)

[ajax 2620]

Looks like a less than accurate story of jiu jitsu.

[Continental Op 3934]

Nic Cage has been doing some batshit crazy stuff lately, even by Nic Cage standards.

[UT_OB1 2224]

 Ninja Predator?  I hate Nicolas Cage, and I ashamed to say think I want to watch this. 

[elfenix 34331]

kickpuncher 16: shot on iphone

[CooterBrown 18022]

This may be the biggest movie of the year.

[Wiler77 1567]

10 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

 Ninja Predator?

More like Ninjago Predator

[Nivek 16981]

From the director of Kickboxer: Retalliation, a film that earned $101,000 at the box office.....  sign me the fuck up.

[aggie08 21525]

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

From the director of Kickboxer: Retalliation, a film that earned $101,000 at the box office.....  sign me the fuck up.

I would like to have a one-on-one discussion with all 6,312 people who paid $16 to go watch that movie in a theater.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4977]

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I would like to have a one-on-one discussion with all 6,312 people who paid $16 to go watch that movie in a theater.

If you give them each one hour and did it full time, it would take just over three years.

[Texas_Rocks 347]

This is going to be sooo good!

[Sawbonz 27584]

I have always felt nic cage gets a pass for anything because of valley girl, raising Arizona, and leaving Las Vegas. I may have to rethink that

[Nivek 16981]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I have always felt nic cage gets a pass for anything because of valley girl, raising Arizona, and leaving Las Vegas. I may have to rethink that

IIRC, dude went into debt so he had to take on everything he could to pay off debts and the IRS.  

[BigDHornfan 6549]

Is that the Crabman at 0:37?

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2739]

Looks like a less than accurate story of jiu jitsu.

This is correct. Gymkata would be the accurate story.

[Herpa Derpa 6129]

5 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Is that the Crabman at 0:37?

I believe so.

This looks so terrible it might just be...terrible.

[HornOnTheBayou 8945]

12 hours ago, Nivek said:

From the director of Kickboxer: Retalliation, a film that earned $101,000 at the box office.....  sign me the fuck up.

Meh, Kickpuncher was better.

[Sam Lin 3560]

I'm in. As a longtime fan of movie-making excellence like Two-Headed Shark Attack and Komodo vs Cobra, this is my jam.

[NWBuck 8583]

But it's from the director of Kickboxer: Retaliation. It's got to be good!