Who on here does not have a degree from UT Austin?

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Just curious

[mdmost 43000]

Do you want to add Surly tags for degree holders?

[Upgrayedd 5810]

Nice try cop.

[Guest Lobo]

You know Texags had pieces of flair they make the non-graduates wear. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

SQUEEEEEEEZE!

[Guest]

What if I told you... I attended classes at UT one fewer semesters than Kevin Durant?

[atomheartbevo 89628]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

You know Texags had pieces of flair they make the non-graduates wear. 

More of a brooch, really

[atomheartbevo 89628]

I'd be more curious to know how many have had a mid-life crisis, and pondered  the idea of taking a semester or two at Texas State, just to hang around the coeds.

[immamac 42837]

I don't. I could get one though. 

[Hate 20106]

I would never go to a school much less graduate from a school that has such a racist school song. 

[ztejas 43411]

Does dropping out midway through my first semester at UT Dallas count?

[South Austin 52454]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'd be more curious to know how many have had a mid-life crisis, and pondered  the idea of taking a semester or two at Texas State, just to hang around the coeds.

Do you need a roommate?

[RPM 26317]

I went to University of The Aleutians, Class of '79.

[Herpa Derpa 6123]

On 10/15/2020 at 6:24 PM, slorch said:

What if I told you... I attended classes at UT one fewer semesters than Kevin Durant?

What if I told you...you're wrong.

[SimonBolivar 10957]

I did take a course through UT Extension that I never finished.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

I spent a few summers living in the Dobie Center for high school debate camp.  It was my first time to drop acid too. Does that count? 

[Guest Lobo]

And what did you do that one time at debate camp?  

[Beau Vine 54208]

On 10/15/2020 at 7:19 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I'd be more curious to know how many have had a mid-life crisis, and pondered  the idea of taking a semester or two at Texas State, just to hang around the coeds.

I did it bigger than that.

[LonghornSean 3989]

On 10/15/2020 at 2:35 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

Just curious

I don't.

[Bateshorn 9927]

I threw up behind a dumpster on campus once. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

I fucked your mother

[NAVY 6740]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I fucked your mother

Was it on campus ? 

[shakahorn 1645]

On 10/15/2020 at 6:04 PM, ztejas said:

Does dropping out midway through my first semester at UT Dallas count?

csb - back when I worked for an IBM business partner, there was an IBM'er that everyone said was gonna be the next CEO of IBM.  Young guy but not too young, looks good in a suit (NTTAWWT), tall, well spoken, typically gregarious.  Sales guy of course. We're at a company golf outing and he's there and I see that he has Longhorn headcovers.  So of course, I go over, tell him I'm a Longhorn too, ask him when he was there, if he'd been back to Austin lately, all that stuff you do when you see a fellow Horn.  He basically gives me the silent treatment, mumbles a couple of responses.  I think, whatever dick, you think you're better than me, piss off.  FF a couple weeks he comes across my LinkedIn feed and his degree is from UT-D.

[seven 1367]

I visited Austin once for a night when driving down to Padre for spring break in 2003. It was a good time and the campus was beautiful. 

Other than being a fairly reliable football win for K-State, that's the only tie I have to UT. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Are you trying to seduce me?

[High Plains Drifter 11031]

 

two degrees

five years full time staff

total number of years slouching around the 40 = 13.5

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

I got a parking permit this year.  Is that anything?  Of course there’s no cars on campus so may not be as cool as i thought.  

[Js1 85283]

I have one.

Do I know where it is?  Nope.  Not sure I ever took it out of the envelope and I've moved 5 times since I got it. 

[Guest Lobo]

There’s a good chance after five moves, it may have expired.  But take solace in the fact that you could still get library checkout privileges.  But you gotta really know somebody to have access to the periodicals.  

[workswithseed 2090]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I fucked your mother

I've see hotter mothers on campus.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Got my degree in 3 years and got out before I turned 21.  Why? Because I'm a fucking idiot. 

[TwiceHorn 31439]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Got my degree in 3 years and got out before I turned 21.  Why? Because I'm a fucking idiot. 

Ya big dummy.

I, on the other hand, went to law school, which almost ruined it all for me.  I sometimes wonder if an engineering graduate degree would have been a better move.  Only a year or two and no law students.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ya big dummy.

I, on the other hand, went to law school, which almost ruined it all for me.  I sometimes wonder if an engineering graduate degree would have been a better move.  Only a year or two and no law students.

I’d have gone to law school there if not for the baseball team. Long story again related to me being a dumbass. At least I didn’t miss the national title I was convinced was gonna happen in 2001. 

[atomheartbevo 89628]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I did it bigger than that.

You dumped your wife and married one of those coeds?

[StruggleBus 3922]

I somehow graduated from UT while attending roughly 8.6% of my classes through 4.5 years.

[Blotto 23490]

Couple degrees -five years, 2 summers. Shoulda spaced that out a couple of more years, especially knowing how fucking cheap it was in the early 90's. Fucked up by listening to responsible people who encouraged "graduation" and "getting a job". Fuck you parents.

Edited October 19, 2020 by Blotto

[SHOOTER12 8800]

I didn't, was too big of a screw up, but I'm proud to say that I paid for two degrees for my beautiful, bleed burnt orange daughters.  If nothing else in this life, I can say I raised them right.

Hook 'Em

[Trey3216 15345]

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

And what did you do that one time at debate camp?  

He let NowThis use the flute 

[52-80 19147]

Bill Cosby has over 50 honorary degrees, 3 from the state of texas, including from baylor university...for the ultimate lol

[Guest Lobo]

That is actually quite humorous, the degree from Baylor.  I wonder how many of those 50 have been rescinded.  

Fun bar trivia---no institution in the UT System gives out honorary degrees.  But that doesn't mean none of them ever did.  For a ride in a slightly used Corvette and a decent handjob---who can tell us the last honorary degree granted by a UT System university?  (hint, the school was not a part of UT System at the time) 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I killed a guy with a trident.

[Guest Lobo]

I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that.  You should probably lay low for awhile.  

[Deej 76755]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

For a ride in a slightly used Corvette and a decent handjob---

Rocko?

[North of Walburg 30]

I only lurk, but since you asked, no. Accepted but chose the small private college route. Dad graduated from UT, wife got her masters there, and my son is a freshman this fall.

[PhillyD 1257]

I have a degree from UT.  I don't know about anyone else, but I'm pretty embarrassed that one of the worst posters on this site (I'm looking at you OP) has one too.

[52-80 19147]

11 hours ago, Lobo said:

That is actually quite humorous, the degree from Baylor.  I wonder how many of those 50 have been rescinded.  

Fun bar trivia---no institution in the UT System gives out honorary degrees.  But that doesn't mean none of them ever did.  For a ride in a slightly used Corvette and a decent handjob---who can tell us the last honorary degree granted by a UT System university?  (hint, the school was not a part of UT System at the time) 

UT Rio Grand Valley to Lou Diamond Philips

[futureman 22444]

On 10/15/2020 at 7:35 PM, immamac said:

I don't. I could get one though. 

 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Goddamn greenspoint is a whiny bitch.

I am betting he is an only child too. Just petulant.

And yes, I have two degrees from Texas.

[BearSchlong 8083]

I was such a mess coming out of high school that my family had to money whip Baylor into taking me. I don't remember if I applied to Texas.

Edited October 21, 2020 by BearSchlong

[Horn80 6114]

On 10/19/2020 at 12:53 PM, Lobo said:

I got a parking permit this year.  Is that anything?  Of course there’s no cars on campus so may not be as cool as i thought.  

It use to be known as a “Hunting” permit not parking.

Edited October 21, 2020 by Horn80