hero steals coors truck

[elfenix 34596]

http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/8242265-181/nearly-naked-man-suspected-of?artslide=3&sba=AAS&slide=GAL

 

 

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A man wearing nothing but boxer shorts in the pattern of the American flag and sneakers got behind the wheel of a beer delivery truck idling in front of a liquor store in southwest Santa Rosa on Thursday and drove away, according to police.

 

someone send him an invite.  that's exactly the kind of steely-eyed drunk we should have fill our ranks.

 

 

no word on what burt reynolds was doing that day.

 

Edited April 20, 2018 by elfenix

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19531]

Has anyone heard from Phlegm?

[GhostRider 169]

This dude is just the patsy.  Big and Little Enos were really behind the theft attempt.

 

[Don Keibals 113]

were there no trucks with good beer around?

[Dewey 3320]

It was a beer truck that was left unlocked and running, you dont think, you react.

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[tx ind 7037]

1 hour ago, Don Keibals said:

were there no trucks with good beer around?

How dare you besmirch the beautiful and refreshing  beer brewed with pure cold rocky mountain spring water.

Edited April 21, 2018 by tx ind
p.s. I’ll give you my Silver Bullet when you pry it from my cold dead hands

[Brothahorn 10096]

Hold my beer, while I steal da beer truck.

[markstanco 12745]

How dare you besmirch the beautiful and refreshing  beer brewed with pure cold rocky mountain spring water.

You know all the ingredients in that swill, I'm impressed.

[elfenix 34596]

were there no trucks with good beer around?

Free beer is best beer

[Radical Larry 28762]

7 hours ago, GhostRider said:

This dude is just the patsy.  Big and Little Enos were really behind the theft attempt.

 

I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

[freyguy 4354]

REAL AMERICAN HEEERROOOOOOO!!!

[RollLeft 5057]

 

[HenryJames 66815]

Not all heros wear shirts.

[honolulu horn 6191]

[honolulu horn 6191]

[ABSR 5346]

He’s not only th hero we need, he’s the hero we want!

[Jim Tom Pinch 120]

On 4/20/2018 at 4:04 PM, elfenix said:

http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/8242265-181/nearly-naked-man-suspected-of?artslide=3&sba=AAS&slide=GAL

 

 

 

someone send him an invite.  that's exactly the kind of steely-eyed drunk we should have fill our ranks.

 

 

no word on what burt reynolds was doing that day.

 

I must be drunk because everything I read in that story makes perfect sense.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

On 4/21/2018 at 8:42 AM, honolulu horn said:

Boys are thirsty in Altanta

[Buzzrock 15074]

were there no trucks with good beer around?

Dude, it’s the coldest tasting beer in the WORLD!

Definitely my favorite ridiculous American beer marketing slogan (what does it even mean?!).

[Gardner Barnes 1565]

I can’t believe this was not the first response. What is wrong with some of you?

[Steamboat1874 4262]

A real hero would have driven that shit off of the nearest cliff.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Cause he's thirsty dummy.

[GopherRock 1773]

How much class was in the trailer? 400 cases worth?

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[bularry1 23]

On 4/21/2018 at 11:07 AM, ABSR said:

He’s not only th hero we need, he’s the hero we want!

BINGO

[RDCanecutter 26771]

On 4/20/2018 at 5:24 PM, Don Keibals said:

were there no trucks with good beer around?

We were up in Cloudcroft workin on the cabin. Water tank started pissing out algae. Luckily, somebody had left a case of Coors.

Y'all can laugh and call it water. Y'all can laugh and say it's got no taste. I can tell you, when the water tank is pissing algae, that Coors will always have my thanks.

We made coffee with it. We made soup with it. We brushed our teeth with it. Pure, clean, sweet water.

[High Plains Drifter 11141]

Before I even opened the thread, I knew he would be shirtless.

Back when I was a kid, there was a beer joint down the street. When the beer man would make his deliveries, he would leave the sliding door open on the side of his truck. Me and my running buddies would grab a sixer each, haul ass on our bikes, and get drunk in the woods near our house.

 

tldr: But for the grace of God, there go I.