OK deadbeats, time to stop with the alligator arms. Support surly

[Sbbruin 21858]

Putting in DT for more eyeballs.  There are only about 120 people that financially support this site.  And I’m talking pennies.  But there are over 6800 active users. As a result, the site is operating at a loss.  That’s just stupid.  This is a call to arms.  Get it together and donate $3.50/mo.  
 

 

[Upgrayedd 5813]

I’ve got some Best Buy coupons 

[boknowstecmo 216]

But then I couldn't afford to support my favorite Twitch superstar. 

Edited October 17, 2020 by boknowstecmo

[woohorn 1131]

Please link ur onlyfans...

[workswithseed 2112]

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/subscriptions/

[South Austin 52515]

Just dropped a cool million.

[millhouse 2610]

Done, please don't doxx me

[Sbbruin 21858]

21 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Done, please don't doxx me

Too late.  Found your pic online.

 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Alligator arms?  I’ve never heard that saying before.   What’s it mean?  Being stingy? 

[immamac 42857]

[phdhorn 6224]

What brought this on? Are you Lebowskiing for the site landlords? Do they have compromising pictures of you?

The check is in the mail!

[Sbbruin 21858]

7 minutes ago, Xian said:

Alligator arms?  I’ve never heard that saying before.   What’s it mean?  Being stingy? 

Welcome to America.

 

[Sbbruin 21858]

1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

What brought this on? Are you Lebowskiing for the site landlords? Do they have compromising pictures of you?

The check is in the mail!

They won’t stoop to begging, but when you find out that this place is operating at a loss, mostly because they intentionally leave ads out to improve the experience, it’s shameful.  Everyone’s got a coupe of bucks to cover the bullshittery they spew on here.

[66BUFF 2564]

Done. Did the annual sub.

[Deej 76800]

Cloak Room bots ain't gonna pay. 

[Pam Cummings 9644]

I paid just so we can keep CR.

[phdhorn 6224]

13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

They won’t stoop to begging, but when you find out that this place is operating at a loss, mostly because they intentionally leave ads out to improve the experience, it’s shameful.  Everyone’s got a coupe of bucks to cover the bullshittery they spew on here.

Okay, but I don't think there be anybody who would have a problem with an upfront announcement once a year to renew.  if I recall we did our first go around in March '18 and I haven't seen anything since then. There was the Tree Fiddy and all that too which was kind of fun. Don't be hesitant to do it again! That's not begging, that's getting your deserved returns. The cheapskates can continue to not put in but people who want to can get reminders like that.

James the Apostle said, You don't receive because you don't ask," (Jas 4:2) and of course he was the brother of Jesus, who we all know could hit a curveball better than anybody in history.  So don't be afraid to ask, boys!

Deposit made in memory of good Texas football.

 

Edited October 17, 2020 by phdhorn

[Sbbruin 21858]

Consider this like a PBS telethon.

[ztejas 43463]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Consider this like a PBS telethon.

Will there be cock fighting and a fajita buffet?

[Covri 6249]

This is the DT, you have to put (no politics) in the title to attract the posters.

[RPM 26322]

Look at how much we saved without a Lee Harvey's tab!

I'm in for another tree fiddy if needed.

[Continental Op 3934]

Don't tell me what to do 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Funny title. But might want to put the link in your original post.

[UTGrad98 2276]

I am not a horrible person but I have never donated any money to any cause ever. My wife donates to Habitat for Humanity and she signs all of our Christmas cards and that's good enough for me.  I told her this morning I was thinking of supporting this site since I am here so much and she said, "So the first thing you are ever going to donate to is a football board?" It hit me that maybe Im not a great person. Anyway...subscribed....

[kibbles 70]

Subscribed.  Thank you for all that you do to your bodies.  

[Sbbruin 21858]

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Will there be cock fighting and a fajita buffet?

Indeed

 

[bad_teammate 13205]

Go full Twitch.

- Special sub emotes
- Avatar badge denoting how many months subscribed
- Sub-only forum

[Sbbruin 21858]

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Funny title. But might want to put the link in your original post.

I can’t be bothered with details.  I’m just acting like Moose and Rocko.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Go full Twitch.

- Special sub emotes
- Avatar badge denoting how many months subscribed
- Sub-only forum

shut up, groverat, this isn't somethingawful.com 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

36 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Will there be cock fighting and a fajita buffet?

other way around

[Deej 76800]

48 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Consider this like a PBS telethon.

Do we get tote bags?

[Neonmoon 38129]

Did my part. Don’t take away my fake internet friends 

[Underdog 28688]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Will there be cock fighting and a fajita buffet?

Spoiler

 

[Deej 76800]

Plenty of cock fighting in CR. Just tiny cocks, though.

[troph 24810]

A Bruin asking Longhorns to support a Longhorn site. This is more embarrassing than 66-3.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

30 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

shut up, groverat, this isn't somethingawful.com 

mmmm...Flash Tub. 

[Anastasis 23474]

 

[Huckleberry 32882]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Cloak Room bots ain't gonna pay. 

Pretty sure active Cloak Room posters have donated a lot more than the pussies who ran away. 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

I get a lot more than 3.50 out of this place. I'll piss that much away on breakfast any given morning. A whole month of this buncha assholes?

I'd call that a bargain. 

[South Austin 52515]

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Don’t take away my fake internet friends 

[ztejas 43463]

41 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Don’t take away my fake internet friends 

New banner?

[ztejas 43463]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Indeed

 

Gentlemen. To evil.

[Sbbruin 21858]

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I'd call that a bargain. 

The best I’ve ever had.

[phdhorn 6224]

Donated today, would donate more if you could open a thread up where you get 10¢ per line to throw every name imaginable at the CR dipshits, and 5¢ a line if they come out of their CR cage to stink up a thread (a la EOT).  Hell I might even pay a buck a line for that.  I might personally make Surly a Fortune 500 company if we had that donate-a-thon.  Just once, just once, c'mon.  Once...

Oh, and I'll stand by this for eternity... anyone who posts primarily (or only) in CR is a worthless piece of garbage with no redeeming social value except eventually fertilizing whatever plot of land they're buried in, or sprinkled on, or whatnot.  There.  Deal with it.

Edited October 17, 2020 by phdhorn

[DaggerHorns 3085]

#surlyelite

Edited October 17, 2020 by DaggerHorns

[Orange&White 5528]

Just paid up. Thanks for the reminder. I admittedly don’t keep track of when I haven’t paid in a while. Thanks for providing the site.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The best I’ve ever had.

[Dewey 3286]

Do we get fuel points with each payment? 

[RDCanecutter 26446]

A'ight, I went to the link to get a year's subscription. I was happy to do it. I wanted to use my Paypal balance.

What happened was, Paypal says I got to link up my actual fucking bank checking account so a robot can access my actual fucking bank checking account once a year. This is not going to happen.

If I overlooked some way that I can pay using my Paypal balance, once a year, when I press the button, I am all ears.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Yes, I understand your hesitation to use a dirty robot. I will access your bank account on behalf of the site. PM your details.