OK deadbeats, time to stop with the alligator arms. Support surly

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

6 hours ago, immamac said:

It's only for the internationals. It's a private server too so unless you tattle we are fine. 

Now that I know your little secret, I think it’s YOU that should pay ME $3.50 a month to keep quiet. 

[NoRagrets 1125]

I’m in. $3.50 is a damn bargain. I probably spend 20 hours on here per week and learning absolutely nothing, but it’s worth it.
 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

IF I pay can i change my screen name, and will blacklab stop following me around the board and banning me for things everyone else does every day?  asking for a friend 

[troph 24781]

How much for VIP and how much for VVIP?

[Js1 85269]

Done.

But if anyone shows up at my place from the internet asking about my posting history, I know who to blame. 

[UpperWestside 6160]

On 10/18/2020 at 12:09 AM, Celery Man said:

i want my fucking tote

I want a coffee cup! 
 

I remember a childhood friend whose dad was working one of those PBS telethons growing up and that was the item they gave out. He was on whatever channel PBS is on for the Cen-Tex area and was giving away coffee mugs for donating a certain amount. It may have been channel 46 on the antenna if memory serves correct.

[YoungCounty 165]

Did the year.  I don't post on here much at all, but I spend entirely too much time on here every day.  Wife gets pissed at me when I am paying more attention to surly than her.  Now she will be even happier to know I am paying this place.

Thanks for all you do.  

[Armybrat 40822]

22 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

I have another question. What does one need to do to become a "full member"?

I just realized after reading responses in this thread that people had different shit under the little picture things 

Fap a lot to all the nude wife & gf pics in NSAA.

[Armybrat 40822]

2 hours ago, troph said:

How much for VIP and how much for VVIP?

Vivid?

You sly girl, you!

[bad_teammate 13185]

10 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

I’m in. $3.50 is a damn bargain. I probably spend 20 hours on here per week and learning absolutely nothing, but it’s worth it.
 

I get to...

- waste dozens of hours of my vanishing life
- have everyone hate me and yell at me and neg me

For only $3.50? So much cheaper than hiring a dominatrix.

[Thatguy 8671]

  Man, that's my bad. With all the money all of us make, it's embarrassing to not at least donate. I tossed in a quick 20, and I will click the 3.50 link. Sorry immamac.

[bad_teammate 13185]

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

  Man, that's my bad. With all the money all of us make, it's embarrassing to not at least donate. I tossed in a quick 20, and I will click the 3.50 link. Sorry immamac.

$250k/yr & 8.3" is the AVERAGE Surly poster

[Thatguy 8671]

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

$250k/yr & 8.3" is the AVERAGE Surly poster

I am built like an Asian so......

 

 

Edited October 19, 2020 by Thatguy

[Kyle 207]

How much to send everyone in the Cloak Room to CHOP / CHAZ?

[bad_teammate 13185]

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I am built like an Asian so......

It's not the size of the seed but the sway of the stalk.

 

[Enchubben 5510]

24 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I get to...

- waste dozens of hours of my vanishing life
- have everyone hate me and yell at me and neg me

For only $3.50? So much cheaper than hiring a dominatrix.

Negged!

[Mdhorn 5945]

Done.

[RDCanecutter 26379]

Salute me, your newest yearly subscription overlord.

 

And remember to burst into tears as you call me "Sir."

[bad_teammate 13185]

I hope sb is getting a cut

[NAVY 6740]

Sure is a lot of new tree fiddy-ers up in here. Good work fam

[SimonBolivar 10957]

Didn't know we were struggling. I updated from TreeFiddy to SepTreeFiddy. If I can give god damn public radio $15/month then I can give it here too.

Edited October 19, 2020 by SimonBolivar

[CowboyFred 1151]

my bad vatos forgot I had to get a new credit card issued and never updated the information here.  

[Goodman 3273]

Left $100 in unmarked $1's at the Pease Park drop spot. I'll look for your signal when next payment is due. 

[Hefeweizen 5310]

12 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

I’m in. $3.50 is a damn bargain. I probably spend 20 hours on here per week and learning absolutely nothing, but it’s worth it.
 

User name definitely checks out

[RPM 26315]

On 10/18/2020 at 12:43 PM, immamac said:

New member -> full member -> certifiably surly

Legacy members were anyone that signed up the first month basically

Day 1 P1 here

['stache 21792]

I've been proudly tree fiddy since it was offered. This is really the only message board I participate in regularly, well worth it. I do miss following the craziness of both tacos and lumpy threads from the old board. Maybe they exist and I'm just not surly enough for entrance. Either way, I get my tree fiddy worth every month and am happy to contribute.

[G650 14229]

Well done @Sbbruin

[Sbbruin 21829]

Getting next month's payment together now.

[Dendox 102]

not sure how i wasn't paying previously.  Swear I clicked the paypal link last time the hat was passed.  Apparently not.  

[Okie State 3804]

Well, you guilt tripped me into it. So congrats!

[tbone_ 14106]

How much do I have to give to get into the 1%er circle jerk?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Is there a PO Box? Somewhere I can mail payment or is it PayPal or bust? I've not used that before.

[RollLeft 5040]

On 10/17/2020 at 2:22 PM, Sbbruin said:

They won’t stoop to begging, but when you find out that this place is operating at a loss, mostly because they intentionally leave ads out to improve the experience, it’s shameful.  Everyone’s got a coupe of bucks to cover the bullshittery they spew on here.

They should raffle off who we ban for a month or three.  They would make millions.  

[Armybrat 40822]

On 10/17/2020 at 2:22 PM, Sbbruin said:

They won’t stoop to begging, but when you find out that this place is operating at a loss, mostly because they intentionally leave ads out to improve the experience, it’s shameful.  Everyone’s got a coupe of bucks to cover the bullshittery they spew on here.

Hugo & BT should get Soros to chip in a few mil. 😉

[Sbbruin 21829]

13 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Is there a PO Box? Somewhere I can mail payment or is it PayPal or bust? I've not used that before.

[tantric superman 4667]

I had assumed that with membership my avatar would become a gif.

And my signature "ion feel Texas is the right fit for me right now" would be a banner below said avatar.

[RPM 26315]

On 10/22/2020 at 5:22 PM, tbone_ said:

How much do I have to give to get into the 1%er circle jerk?

Tree fiddy and a piece of your soul.

[tbone_ 14106]

That’s too bad because I don’t have a soul

[Carl Spackler 3479]

I am no longer a deadbeat.  Do I get some kind of award for that?

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

Had no idea this was a thing. Thanks for the post, SBB. 

This site is a great resource, accompanied by lots of fuck you's. It's just my type of reading. Fuck a book

[Guest]

On 10/18/2020 at 10:19 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Now that I know your little secret, I think it’s YOU that should pay ME $3.50 a month to keep quiet. 

Let me get this straight, you think that our mod, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating posters to a pulp with his keyboard, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 10/17/2020 at 9:10 PM, immamac said:

So the Discord is Sub-Only and the gameday experience there is really a lot better than having to F5 all the time. It updates in realtime and you can use it more like chat if you like or just post on the site and watch replies in the discord. I also stream all the games in discord if anyone shows up.

Rep is completely unlocked for subs, unlimited daily rep

Editing your posts is completely unlocked for subs, unlimited time can pass and you can still edit your own posts.

100GB of storage in attachments or just if you want to use our encrypted storage also comes with it (which is competitive with any cloud drive) 

There's actually a lot of cool shit that comes with the sub and I have highlighted it various different places, but maybe people just don't realize it.

I see no mention of hookers and blow, why am I not seeing mention of hookers and blow... can we get hookers and blow ?