A new board for those who have reached legendary status

[immamac 44282]

~top 50 members with regards to rep, threshold is 6000 to have access to post topics and replies here. Everyone else can only read. Moderators can't even post here, with the exception of the site administrators.

[Biff Tannen 46145]

I don't know if I'm proud or embarrassed to be here.

[Deej 77758]

I thought the place would be a bit nicer. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

I still have my jacket from the old site. I'm going to need to dust it off. 

[Sbbruin 22139]

Bring me my 100 year old scotch from my private collection, please.

Edited October 19, 2020 by Sbbruin

[SydneyCarton 49474]

The existence of this board just serves to cement the fact I’m never posting in the “can’t sit with us” forum. Or the football forum. Because I can’t stand the peasantry. 

[Sbbruin 22139]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't know if I'm proud or embarrassed to be here.

[SydneyCarton 49474]

StruggleBus seems jelly. 

[Deej 77758]

This forum should have its own theme song. 

 

[ChiTownDoc 21342]

Wait I can make fun of how poor TonyTexas is and he can’t post anything here?

I guess I’ll be staying a while...
 

Jokes aside...I really was wondering when I should open up the Pappy 23.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

15 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The existence of this board just serves to cement the fact I’m never posting in the “can’t sit with us” forum. Or the football forum. Because I can’t stand the peasantry. 

[RPM 26603]

[RPM 26603]

Edited October 20, 2020 by RPM

[4th&Five 41943]

[Sbbruin 22139]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I trust our guards are trained to shoot first and ask questions later.

[RPM 26603]

We should build a wall.

[Sbbruin 22139]

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

We should build a wall.

[Sbbruin 22139]

It appears someone is not pleased about being one of the unwashed.

[RPM 26603]

It's a bold strategy

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It appears someone is not pleased about being one of the unwashed.

Yes, we should create another forum. The 1% of the 1%.

[RPM 26603]

Out of curiosity, what is the threshold for "this bit is old"? 20, 30 negs? 

Asking for a friend.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Just now, RPM said:

Out of curiosity, what is the threshold for "this bit is old"? 20, 30 negs? 

Asking for a friend.

Point to the doll where the bad man touched Struggle Bus.

[RPM 26603]

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Point to the doll where the bad man touched Struggle Bus.

He looked at my 8k rep in a lustful way. I felt violated. I feel... dirty.

[Sbbruin 22139]

It'll be a long ride on the Struggle Bus to reach legendary status.

[ChiTownDoc 21342]

The struggle is real.  

[ChiTownDoc 21342]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Out of curiosity, what is the threshold for "this bit is old"? 20, 30 negs? 

Asking for a friend.

I think if we all incessantly rep eachother in here it will just piss him off even more.  Sounds like a winning strategy.  And let’s be honest, we didn’t end up in these digs by losing.  

Edited October 20, 2020 by ChiTownDoc
Derp

[Deej 77758]

[Deej 77758]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think if we all incessantly rep eachother in here 

Cloak Room 2: Electric Boogaloo?

[Beau Vine 55854]

I'm leaving if Johnny Sack is here, too.

[ztejas 44178]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm leaving if Johnny Sack is here, too.

I have worse news for you.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

21 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

And let’s be honest, we didn’t end up in these digs by losing.

Yeah, but $10 is $10.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22270]

I'm not sure that I want to be a member of any club that lets me in

Edited October 21, 2020 by NeverMarryAStripper

[SydneyCarton 49474]

13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm not sure that I want to be a member of any club that let's me in

A strip club is still a club, sir.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22270]

I was going to say that I'm not a member of any strip clubs, but then I remembered that I have VIP memberships to two

[Sbbruin 22139]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm not sure that I want to be a member of any club that let's me in

I'm not sure that I want to be a member of any club that would let you in either.

[South Austin 53214]

Is this the thread where you guys finally post pics of your wives?

[Beau Vine 55854]

The Longhorn band has set the football board on fire.  Full-blown texags over there.

[Burt Macklin 19227]

Is this where we talk about all the super secret discussions we have on the Surly 1%er board the plebs aren’t allowed to read?
Should we tell them about how the Surly 1%ers already secured Urban, and now we’re just smoking Cubans, drinking Pappy 23, and banging only 10’s until it gets officially announced? 

[4th&Five 41943]

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

Is this the thread where you guys finally post pics of your wives?

or we just compare pictures of your mom.

[South Austin 53214]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

or we just compare pictures of your mom.

There’s already a thread for that reserved for the Surly .1%. 

[ztejas 44178]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The Longhorn band has set the football board on fire.  Full-blown texags over there.

I wonder how many students in the band couldn't care less about the eyes but aren't fond of the idea of spending 6 hours on a 90 degree Saturday in October watching our shit-ass football team stumble over their own dicks for 4 quarters. There have to be a couple.

"Hang on, I can have my voice heard AND free up my Saturday? Count me in."

Edited October 22, 2020 by ztejas

[ChiTownDoc 21342]

Considering the current state of the football board and CR bleeding out into the other forums, the timing could not have been better for our new VIP lounge.  I need to start dropping it in more convos though.  You hate us cuz you anus.  

[TwiceHorn 32046]

I had begun to think that I was a legend only in my own mind./rico

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I had begun to think that I was a legend only in my own mind./rico

Dude, you're a legend. You're one of the more thoughtful posters on this board. I'm just here to post Seinfeld gifs. 

[ztejas 44178]

I've only been here a couple years and I've seen TwiceHorn hand out thousands of dollars in free legal advice.

Maybe he's keeping a ledger so he can start calling in tabs when things get lean.

And that's not true @Cheeseweasel - aren't you head of the party planning committee for the Liverpool Surly fanclub?

Edited October 23, 2020 by ztejas

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

aren't you head of the party planning committee for the Liverpool Surly fanclub?

I need Jerry Seinfeld to buy Liverpool so I can consolidate my posting.

[ztejas 44178]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I need Jerry Seinfeld to buy Liverpool so I can consolidate my posting.

What's up with VAR? 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

What's up with VAR? 

[Brisketexan 106862]

The good thing is that we've all already been introduced, so we'll have plenty to talk about.

[RPM 26603]

47 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've seen TwiceHorn hand out thousands of dollars in free legal advice.

I thought he was pre-med?