Fuck your face

[elfenix 34662]

mother fucker

[Js1 86981]

shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. 

[Celery Man 21076]

south austin mother fucker

[Jerry Callo 8956]

I concur

[ztejas 44114]

subscribed

[TheStoicPaisano 9949]

Say word?

[C-Man 27692]

Looks like I can sit with us. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

[Pato del Muerto 53346]

Why would I want to be a part of any group that would have me?

[SquishMitten 10493]

Before I accept the role of top contributor, what job responsibilities does this entail? 

[Herpa Derpa 6325]

Now this is the top drawer discourse I've been thirsting for.

[Hefeweizen 5420]

What the fucking fuck is this shit?  I’m completely disoriented.

 

In other words business as usual.

 

Fuck the 1 percent too.  Fucking rep whores.

Edited October 19, 2020 by Hefeweizen
Fuck you that’s why

[Kilgorehorn 308]

What defines a top contributor?

[elfenix 34662]

[SimonBolivar 11040]

17 minutes ago, Kilgorehorn said:

What defines a top contributor?

We're dumb enough to donate or dumb enough to post too much. I guess take your pick.

[C-Man 27692]

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

We're dumb enough to donate or dumb enough to post too much. I guess take your pick.

[Red Five 41607]

[Capn81 396]

I thought the 1% club would look a bit different.

 

Shit, guess this isn’t the 1% club.

[Pato del Muerto 53346]

11 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

I thought the 1% club would look a bit different.

 

Shit, guess this isn’t the 1% club.

It is not. 

[markstanco 12773]

1 hour ago, Kilgorehorn said:

What defines a top contributor?

If you have to ask........

[jimmyjazz 46988]

I read the forum as "You Can't Shit With US", which frankly makes more sense.

[RPM 26568]

Is this where Top Men have discussions?

[mdmost 43854]

Ah, this must be the new Douchebag Central.

[Neonmoon 38130]

This is a trap

[NAVY 6910]

In on page 1 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[Wanker Bob 379]

I made the cut? This can't be very exclusive

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

This has a very Dinner for Schmucks vibe to it.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

 

[Bateshorn 9989]

[bolverk 30247]

Is this the new SSS where we put shit on blast?

[luke duke 6447]

Ah, this must be the new Douchebag Central.

My thoughts as well.

Hi.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Checking in

[Sbbruin 22090]

Where am I and how did I get here?  I feel like Butch Patrick who fell into the magician's hat in Lidsville and ended up in some bizarro world.

['stache 22118]

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Where am I and how did I get here?  I feel like Butch Patrick who fell into the magician's hat in Lidsville and ended up in some bizarro world.

We proudly bought our way in. Immamac needed about tree fiddy.

[mchookem 16736]

wait...is this a secret club?? is this what treefiddy gets you?? AWESOME. i love secret clubs! 

 

[immamac 44208]

750 rep or treefiddy. ~top 10% of registered users. This is the "heart" of surly, about 80% of the content comes from the people who have access to post here.

[RDCanecutter 26856]

You're not gonna eat your cornbread.

[ztejas 44114]

11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

wait...is this a secret club?? is this what treefiddy gets you?? AWESOME. i love secret clubs! 

 

Yeah there's like a buttload of secret clubs on this site. This one kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

[TonyTexas 10685]

Can we have a board where the surly elite can’t post?  If so, I want to be in that group. 

[Sbbruin 22090]

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

750 rep or treefiddy. ~top 10% of registered users. This is the "heart" of surly, about 80% of the content comes from the people who have access to post here.

What's that 1%er board?  I can't post, therefore it is invalidated.

[BrazilHorn 6795]

Hey. I made the grade!

Is there a newsletter?

[ztejas 44114]

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What's that 1%er board?  I can't post, therefore it is invalidated.

You had to have cleared $3.5M in 2018. Guess your 1040 didn't make the cut.

[TonyTexas 10685]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You had to have cleared $3.5M in 2018. Guess your 1040 didn't make the cut.

ChiTownDoc is the only member. The only topic is to discuss how rich he is 

Edited October 19, 2020 by TonyTexas

[ztejas 44114]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

ChiTownDoc is the only member. The only topic discusses how rich he is 

It's just him, superchef Bobby Flay, and Mark Cuban.

[TwiceHorn 31996]

Spooge.  Balls.  Bloody vaginal belch.

Crap-filled vagina.

[Francisco 2.0 32545]

[Continental Op 3934]

Fuck my face?  I've hardly done anything else since March.  Glad I saw COVID coming and had those ribs removed during February. 

Edited October 19, 2020 by Continental Op

[Francisco 2.0 32545]

[Hate 20232]

Spooge.  Balls.  Bloody vaginal belch.
Crap-filled vagina.

We’re just making a point. You don’t have to celebrate it.

[Francisco 2.0 32545]