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2020 just 2020'ing again.

Damn, I've been laughing for 5 minutes.  "I thought I had muted the Zoom video."  Uh . . . there's still some 'splaining to do, Jeffrey.

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It looks like virtual meetings have fully entered into the second phase of widespread technology adoption....... the one where men start getting in trouble for doing something with their dick to it.

A truism as old as human existence.

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I think the bigger lesson here for all of us (thanks to Mr. Toobin) is...wear clothing that is not easily accessible, even on a Zoom meeting.

Sure, we all want to sit around in our Hane's and just scratch our junk at will during a meeting....but think of the children.

 

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Yeah, if you can see both your face and your dick in the same screen shot, you’re either really out of focus or really flexible for your age. 
 

that reminds me, I need more electrical tape and yoga classes

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6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Sounds like Junior could have a fight on his hands for the GOP presidential nomination in 2024 if Toobin pulls a Senior and pretends he never was a Dem.

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Clearly the Russians are at fault.

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I’m gonna put $20 worth of Toobinstank on the jukebox! /rafi

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3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

And that's why you unplug your webcam when you aren't using it. That's rookie work-from-home shit

both my laptops are equipped with a little switch. even when that thing is closed, and my webcam is off, i'm still not standing up and pulling my dick out. wtf man

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13 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

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Probably a bad workplace idea, but I see the dilemma. 

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

why do the olds have so much trouble with the angle on zoom calls?

Seriously.  I could be getting blown by a pair of midget hookers and no one would know.  Hypothetically.

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25 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

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Attractive woman per photo, the fuck would she hook up with him for?  She lose a bet? 

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What really makes me uncomfortable is the idea that before there was video conferencing there was just conference calls... So how many dudes had their wang out while doing business over the phone... 10%? 40%?

Shit I feel weird writing emails on the toilet.  

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

both my laptops are equipped with a little switch. even when that thing is closed, and my webcam is off, i'm still not standing up and pulling my dick out. wtf man

So you only stand up and pull your dick out when the webcam is on and the thing is open?  Party on, Garth! 

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

both my laptops are equipped with a little switch. even when that thing is closed, and my webcam is off, i'm still not standing up and pulling my dick out. wtf man

One day, we are going to wake up to an email or voicemail or text message, explaining that somebody had captured video from various cameras on devices that we thought were off, with examples of said captures, and they want us to pay up.  It's going to be a part of a massive operation that went on for a few years, to the point where there is a massive database of nudes and various other behaviors from hundreds of millions, if not billions of devices.

When that is, I don't know, we still have two full months of 2020 left.



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