What's Jeffrey Toobin's surly handle?

[Gil Bang 26252]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Sorry for Toobin’ ?

[DDD Dad 14663]

[usmc0331horn 1001]

Zoom crimes and misdemeanors? 

[jimmyjazz 47334]

2020 just 2020'ing again.

Damn, I've been laughing for 5 minutes.  "I thought I had muted the Zoom video."  Uh . . . there's still some 'splaining to do, Jeffrey.

[Gap03 3395]

[usmc0331horn 1001]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13743]

If you put electrical tape over your laptop camera, double check to ensure its covering the lens not the light to indicate it's on.

 

[ndawg 1242]

Look, remote work may sound good on the surface, but there's a real dark side to it. The male brain was just not designed to be constantly presented with a difficult choice between paying attention to a really boring meeting or masturbating, day-in, day-out.

[Francisco 2.0 32613]

NowThis

[TexArcher 39078]

Arresting me for what?!  I thought this was America!  Huh?!  Isn't this America?!

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Lazy. 
they have hands free shit.

[Dnaguy 12723]

It looks like virtual meetings have fully entered into the second phase of widespread technology adoption....... the one where men start getting in trouble for doing something with their dick to it.

A truism as old as human existence.

[henrygandorf 29229]

why do the olds have so much trouble with the angle on zoom calls?

[Francisco 2.0 32613]

I think the bigger lesson here for all of us (thanks to Mr. Toobin) is...wear clothing that is not easily accessible, even on a Zoom meeting.

Sure, we all want to sit around in our Hane's and just scratch our junk at will during a meeting....but think of the children.

 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, if you can see both your face and your dick in the same screen shot, you’re either really out of focus or really flexible for your age. 
 

that reminds me, I need more electrical tape and yoga classes

[Jive Turkey 13019]

[Jive Turkey 13019]

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1279]

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Sounds like Junior could have a fight on his hands for the GOP presidential nomination in 2024 if Toobin pulls a Senior and pretends he never was a Dem.

Edited October 19, 2020 by TheRealRonWeaver?

[Captainant 28601]

And that's why you unplug your webcam when you aren't using it. That's rookie work-from-home shit

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

['stache 22147]

More like Jeffrey Toobsteak, amirite?

[Michael Knight 13239]

Jeffrey Toobout

[Guest Russians, Ruskies, Damn it]

Clearly the Russians are at fault.

[Guest Lobo]

I’m gonna put $20 worth of Toobinstank on the jukebox! /rafi

[NAVY 6973]

37 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Pics of daughter not showing up

[Jive Turkey 13019]

10 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Pics of daughter not showing up

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

[dcar00 14997]

Jeffrey Toob snake boogie-in

[Queen Bitch 1692]

 

[PsychMike 1553]

Toobin fair, I think it was somewhat of a "Challenge Accepted!" situation:

 

[hayden_horn 11403]

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

And that's why you unplug your webcam when you aren't using it. That's rookie work-from-home shit

both my laptops are equipped with a little switch. even when that thing is closed, and my webcam is off, i'm still not standing up and pulling my dick out. wtf man

[Biff Tannen 46205]

32 minutes ago, Guest Russians, Ruskies, Damn it said:

Clearly the Russians are at fault.

Username checks out?  WTF guest account?

[NAVY 6973]

13 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

Probably a bad workplace idea, but I see the dilemma. 

[DaysOff 8222]

The people v. OJ Simpson was a really good read. Also, nobody wants to see your 60 year old wang.

[TexArcher 39078]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

why do the olds have so much trouble with the angle on zoom calls?

Seriously.  I could be getting blown by a pair of midget hookers and no one would know.  Hypothetically.

[workswithseed 2205]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Seriously.  I could be getting blown by a pair of midget hookers and no one would know.  Hypothetically.

This is a safe space. You can tell us.

[Underdog 29223]

I hear Zoom camera adds a few inches, per friend of mine. 

[Underdog 29223]

25 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

Attractive woman per photo, the fuck would she hook up with him for?  She lose a bet? 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

What really makes me uncomfortable is the idea that before there was video conferencing there was just conference calls... So how many dudes had their wang out while doing business over the phone... 10%? 40%?

Shit I feel weird writing emails on the toilet.  

[Pancho 46372]

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[Brisketexan 107035]

Quote

during a break-out session during an election simulation

Jeffrey, dude....it was a SIMulation, not a STIMulation.

[Pescado_Rojo 19593]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

I'm not saying it was right...but I understand. 

[C-Man 27834]

[NameAlreadyInUse 5178]

That's one extra layer of clothing.

[ChiTownDoc 21350]

LOL, Do people still bury time capsules?  I'm sure 99.9% of them are boring af but imagine somebody opening up a 2020 capsule.  That will be the holy grail.  

[ftf82 496]

He thought it was an erection simulation?

[Continental Op 3934]

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

both my laptops are equipped with a little switch. even when that thing is closed, and my webcam is off, i'm still not standing up and pulling my dick out. wtf man

So you only stand up and pull your dick out when the webcam is on and the thing is open?  Party on, Garth! 

[atomheartbevo 90679]

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

both my laptops are equipped with a little switch. even when that thing is closed, and my webcam is off, i'm still not standing up and pulling my dick out. wtf man

One day, we are going to wake up to an email or voicemail or text message, explaining that somebody had captured video from various cameras on devices that we thought were off, with examples of said captures, and they want us to pay up.  It's going to be a part of a massive operation that went on for a few years, to the point where there is a massive database of nudes and various other behaviors from hundreds of millions, if not billions of devices.

When that is, I don't know, we still have two full months of 2020 left.

[SizzleChest 8314]

[burntorangebongos 10826]

So Toobin was loobin.......on an election simulation call?