What's Jeffrey Toobin's surly handle?

[SizzleChest 8291]

Humanizing Chronic Masturbators was not on my 2020 bingo card.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

7 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Humanizing Chronic Masturbators was not on my 2020 bingo card.

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL ...... I AM A HUMAN BEING !!!!

[Pescado_Rojo 19453]

8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Humanizing Chronic Masturbators was not on my 2020 bingo card.

define chronic...

[Buzzrock 15026]

For every Jeffrey Toobin who gets caught, imagine how many other ordinary people have done the same thing.
IIRC a school district had to issue a directive to parents to wear clothes and stop smoking blunts in the background of their kid's online classroom meetings.
 

[CooterBrown 18089]

Also lulz.
 

I’m gonna guess that if you’ve got a hot coworker on that zoom video call, the chances are pretty high.

The boss move is doing it while sharing a home office with your wife.

[DDD Dad 14369]

I’m gonna guess that if you’ve got a hot coworker on that zoom video call, the chances are pretty high.

The boss move is doing it while sharing a home office with your wife.

Disturbingly specific.

[Gil Bang 26099]

 

[Dnaguy 12327]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Dick move.

[Guest Lobo]

Seems like he got yanked from his position prematurely.  

[Dnaguy 12327]

Sacked.

[Dnaguy 12327]

Just rubs me  the wrong way.

[Captainant 27970]

shafted

[Dnaguy 12327]

Hard to take.

[hookemATL 11973]

Very diplomatic. I totally would have blown my load. 

[DigDug 1709]

no jerking around 

[SameSame 1711]

That took balls

[smuggs 9354]

Happy trails.

[ndawg 1242]

I wouldn't worry about his future. I'm sure he's already going back-and-forth furiously with his agent figuring out his next gig.

[Dnaguy 12327]

To just be yanked and pulled from your profession like that.

A true stroke of bad luck.

[TexArcher 38409]

24 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Sacked.

Tossed

Unloaded

Whacked

Discharged

Edited November 11, 2020 by TexArcher

[Dnaguy 12327]

3 minutes ago, ndawg said:

I wouldn't worry about his future. I'm sure he's already going back-and-forth furiously with his agent figuring out his next gig.

Then I guess it’ll just be a happy ending after all.

[BearSchlong 8136]

I just gotta say, I'll bet that was a hard tweet to type.  Hard and short.  I'm sure he wrestled with it for a long time.

I actually kind of envy him.  I mean, the entire world knows he got caught jerking off on a zoom call.  After processing that realization, I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Sounds liberating.

Also, I have a fantasy about living in a nudist colony.

Edited November 11, 2020 by BearSchlong

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

On 10/21/2020 at 12:56 PM, Anastasis said:

Also lulz.

 

[SameSame 1711]

Guy was hosed

[immamac 43555]

Serious question though: Couldn't this guy just write on his own blog and make a decent living anyway?

[Dnaguy 12327]

I’m sure he’ll reach around to others in his profession and find a load of new opportunities.

[BearSchlong 8136]

I chortled.

 

 

Edited November 11, 2020 by BearSchlong

[BearSchlong 8136]

guys a pro at the self pwn. What a fucking clown.

 

 

Edited November 11, 2020 by BearSchlong
I can't twitter correctly

[NameAlreadyInUse 5138]

On 10/21/2020 at 12:56 PM, Anastasis said:

Also lulz.

 

I have absolutely whipped my dick out while on a zoom call, but that was while the call was going on safely in another room and I needed to take a piss.  Only thing you have to worry about in that situation is the mute button, though.

[Anastasis 23498]

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I have absolutely whipped my dick out while on a zoom call, but that was while the call was going on safely in another room and I needed to take a piss.  Only thing you have to worry about in that situation is the mute button, though.

Double mute engaged before pinching anything off, Work at Home rule #1. Buying a camera blocker for video is #2. KVM switch is #3.  

Edited November 11, 2020 by Anastasis

[BearSchlong 8136]

Airgap is foolprooof, though

[Brisketexan 105569]

Being a staff writer isn't what got him in trouble....being a staff yanker, that turned out to be a bit of an issue.

[Dnaguy 12327]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Being a staff writer isn't what got him in trouble....being a staff yanker, that turned out to be a bit of an issue.

[BrazilHorn 6651]

He was just passing on a hot tip. 

[Deej 77162]

I blame the New Yorker for having the Asian intern tell him he was needed on a Zoom meeting regarding the election. 

[jimmyjazz 46470]

Heady move by The New Yorker.

[TwiceHorn 31677]

He got the shaft.

[Beau Vine 54837]

[Neonmoon 38130]

That escalated quickly 

 

[Gil Bang 26099]

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