Struggling reporter suing BEVO

[BurntOrange&White 40,044]

2 years after the fact, dude must be strapped for cash 

[Gravy Train 974]

The Statesman provides ZERO press value to the University.  Texas Monthly offers a better, equally dishonest, digital presence over the Statesman, and even they don't publish Curt Bowels shitposts.  Revoke their access until a more responsible staff are employed. 

Edited October 20, 2020 by Gravy Train
Kirk, Curt, Cunt, it's all the same

[Goodman 3,273]

Fuck the Statesman, fuck Nick & his lawyer.

Edited October 20, 2020 by Goodman

[Deej 76,946]

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

2 years after the fact, dude must be strapped for cash 

He has to support the love child he fathered with Kurt Bowels.

 

[Kyle 207]

Pretty much sums up today's estromen.

[Fastbreak 3,996]

Take the loss, pussy. 

[SDG 3,319]

Looks life threatening.

 

 

[Herpa Derpa 6,132]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

2 years after the fact, dude must be strapped for cash 

Nah, typical for a PI claim to be filed right before SOL. 

[TwiceHorn 31,557]

2 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Nah, typical for a PI claim to be filed right before SOL. 

Yep.  Probably means negotiations are ongoing with insurance cos. over medical bills.  Gotta preserve rights.

[Knighthawk 284]

Just offer the guy some filets and ribeyes and be done with it. 

[OU Sucks 8,917]

I have permanent injuries stemming from watching a decade of gross negligence on the field, but you don't see me suing anyone.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

I guarantee those aren’t from fingernails, Nicko.

[dcar00 14,378]

 

[Horn Dogg 3,976]

That was badass when Bevo attacked that bulldog......just sayin!

[52-80 19,264]

1:47

 

this fucking guy must be kiddin us

 

 

[DaggerHorns 3,102]

This isn’t frivolous as many of you may think.

I heard from a friend of a friend that Wagner is having irregular periods and has suffered some ovarian dysfunction.

[MirrOlure 14,848]

Kneels down on the ground, with his back to a 2000 pound animal that is armed with giant spears.

And it’s someone else’s fault.

Fuck this douchebag. Wish Bevo had gored him and then stepped on his head.

[Wally Fairway 5,589]

here is the long version of the incident - go to 1:30 for the interaction, then they show several replays
Bevo should sue for the photographer being in the way

[Wally Pryor 5,263]

Yeah, the photographer looks badly injured.  Smiling and pretty damn mobile after he gets nudged by Bevo.

Permanent damage?   You'd have a better case for making that claim after watching the third quarter of the OU game. 

[Zeus 6,168]

You look over there at Austin and the media and it just SCREAMS football!

Scares you to death!

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

Twitter bio says this dude is a Minnesotan, so perhaps not conversant in Texas livestock. You're out of your element, Sven. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,415]

Too bad his pussy hurts.  

[BabaYaga 15,328]

Oh, for fucks sake.  Grow a pair you giant vag.

[Droopy 2,626]

The only response to the twitter pic is pure gold.

"It’s not funny. I’ve read elsewhere that among his permanent injuries are irregular minstrel cycles and moodiness. T&P to this fallen hero. 😔

LOfuckingL

[hookem17 485]

Pulled up the lawsuit. Wagner is represented by an attorney who has only been practicing for 3 years. The petition has the trademark sloppiness of pleadings filed by small, personal injury firms in Texas state courts. This thing will settle at mediation for a relatively small amount. 

[Horn80 6,134]

3 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

This isn’t frivolous as many of you may think.

I heard from a friend of a friend that Wagner is having irregular periods and has suffered some ovarian dysfunction.

The horror.

Edited October 20, 2020 by Horn80

[HtownHorn 14,786]

2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Kneels down on the ground, with his back to a 2000 pound animal that is armed with giant spears.

And it’s someone else’s fault.

Fuck this douchebag. Wish Bevo had gored him and then stepped on his head.

Is he the one in the gray hat that is laughing about it after it occurred and seen walking around without any issues?

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

permanent injury...

Texas monthly said he “was a little scratched up”

 

”This act of aggression from a mascot was thrilling to watch, especially as no creature was seriously hurt in the attack (Austin American-Statesman photographer Nick Wagner got a little scratched up).

Edited October 20, 2020 by Doc Reeves

[hookem17 485]

Also, since this is clearly a cash grab, I’m surprised he didn’t throw in a premises liability claim against the operator of the Super Dome and claim against the Sugar Bowl Committee. 

[TwiceHorn 31,557]

As a lawyer, and using the McDonald's case as an example, I know and the royal we should kind of know that what looks like it isn't a big deal could actually be kind of a big deal, especially if the defendant/insurance company is being a dick.

[n64ra 1,091]

4 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Also, since this is clearly a cash grab, I’m surprised he didn’t throw in a premises liability claim against the operator of the Super Dome and claim against the Sugar Bowl Committee. 

Those are coming next, pal.

Source: I'm his attorney.

[MIkeHoncho 1,931]

https://www.facesoflawsuitabuse.org

[Covri 6,253]

 

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

What a pussy. Literally only suing to get some money. Fuck him and fuck the Statesman. 

[Underdog 28,786]

Will they call Bevo to the stand to testify?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,943]

Should have sued UGA X.  He instigated it.

[Par4 146]

Tough start to the day waking up and finding out I am getting sued. Haven't worn my spurs since 1990, but my bad decisions continue to follow me around I guess. 

By the way, what does the Spurs Alumni Association have to do with anything? The only involvement we have is writing checks and buying hats. 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13,845]

can i sue for all the money ive spent on travel and tickets to watch the shit product 

[DanTheHorn 4,966]

12 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

I have permanent injuries stemming from watching a decade of gross negligence on the field, but you don't see me suing anyone.

Maybe we should file a class action lawsuit.

[jeevsie 3,740]

oblig:

[MirrOlure 14,848]

Here is the pussy's petition:

https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/longhorn.pdf

And here's the assclown Howdy-Doody-meets-Ahab-the-Arab goofy ass lawyer:

[Droopy 2,626]

I know it’s horseshit, but my spider sense says the insurance companies are being asshats. I only think that because insurance companies are asshats. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,357]

2 hours ago, hookem17 said:

Pulled up the lawsuit. Wagner is represented by an attorney who has only been practicing for 3 years. The petition has the trademark sloppiness of pleadings filed by small, personal injury firms in Texas state courts. This thing will settle at mediation for a relatively small amount. 

obligatory Tree-Fiddy

[RPM 26,360]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Should have sued UGA X.  He instigated it.

If the University of Georgia had not brought a predator within close proximity of Bevo, he would not have had to take a defensive posture. We all know the best defense is a good offense. Fuck Uga and fuck that guy for getting in the way. 

Case dismissed.

Edited October 20, 2020 by RPM

[El Squared 1,813]

To be fair, Bevo was targeting the AASS "photographer"...wanting to send a message to Cork Bowels that he is tired of Cork using up perfectly good oxygen on this planet.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

Here is the pussy's petition:

https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/longhorn.pdf

And here's the assclown Howdy-Doody-meets-Ahab-the-Arab goofy ass lawyer:

another victim...

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/03/business/tailored-brands-mens-wearhouse-bankruptcy.html

[TwiceHorn 31,557]

2 hours ago, Droopy said:

I know it’s horseshit, but my spider sense says the insurance companies are being asshats. I only think that because insurance companies are asshats. 

That petition is fucking awful.  Full of typos (Austin American-StatesmEn), headings referring to other parties, referring to the Bakers under headings referring to SSAA.  Bad, sloppy, shitty work.

I had originally thought that maybe this was to preserve rights during ongoing negotiations with insurance.  But by that time, the parties should be known.  This may be an opening salvo.  

Besides, limitations don't run until 1/1/21.

Gross.  Lawyers should be ashamed.

[Viper 12,112]

4 hours ago, Par4 said:

Tough start to the day waking up and finding out I am getting sued. Haven't worn my spurs since 1990, but my bad decisions continue to follow me around I guess. 

By the way, what does the Spurs Alumni Association have to do with anything? The only involvement we have is writing checks and buying hats. 

 

I think you answered your own question

[Sbbruin 21,898]

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Should have sued UGA X.  He instigated it.

I do like UGA's shit eating grin afterwards.  All like "hehe, you mad bro?"

[Sbbruin 21,898]

3 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Here is the pussy's petition:

https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/longhorn.pdf

And here's the assclown Howdy-Doody-meets-Ahab-the-Arab goofy ass lawyer:

A standard "/noracist" tag after the comment would have given you racist immunity.