Dudes I Want to Party With: The Cocaine & Hookers Baller of Lubbock

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

Sightings are documented on a Lubbock Reddit board:

He's described as a tall white male Door Dasher. Surely Vic can find his Facebook. 

[Guest Lobo]

Every epic night begins at a Red Robin.  Or a Chili’s will suffice.  

[Guest]

never ending steak fries and daddy issues...

[Lat22 4,014]

You gotta love a Town Car.

[Al Czervik 1,229]

The Waxahachie Playboy Would laugh in that guys face, in between doing tributes with his Bood Lighs.  
I don’t want to party with that guy but I wished some of you had and had it documented. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

2 hours ago, Lat22 said:

You gotta love a Town Car.

If he's door dashing with that thing his margins must be pretty thin after gas and wear & tear. Of course I doubt a guy that would plaster Cocaine & Hookers on the back window of his car thinks about such things. 

[Lat22 4,014]

I have fond memories of Town Cars in Lubbock.  Back in the day, we'd always wait too late to book a flight out there for our game.  We'd wind up renting a Town Car and making the long drive. Drinking the whole way from San Antonio.  Unbelievable we're still here.

[tbone_ 14,127]

Those town cars will run 3-400k miles no problem. It’s a shame they don’t make them anymore.

[DonkeyCigars 143]

Back in the day a Lincoln Town car meant you had some real money.

[Guest Lobo]

I read that Lincoln is discontinuing both the just recently relaunched Continental and the MKZ for the 2021 model year.  Thus killing off the last two sedans that Lincoln offers.  The brand that brought us the Town Car, the Mark VI, the MKS, and the Continental.......will now exclusively be in the SUV/Crossover business.  

Pour out a quart of liquor and a quart of motor oil for you bois at Lincoln this weekend.  

Still, I wanna party with any crew that starts out at Red Robin with a B.J.'s Brewhouse just across the way...because you see...We build to that. 

[DougO 5,250]

I have never been to a Red Robin. Probably why I have never been around cocaine and hookers.

Edited December 15, 2020 by DougO

[DougO 5,250]

51 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Back in the day a Lincoln Town car meant you had some real money.

I drove a Lincoln Town car about 20 years ago, and for a couple of years. But it was because my truck got wrecked and it was my mom's old car. It was a smooth ride, though.

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

On 10/20/2020 at 11:06 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Sightings are documented on a Lubbock Reddit board:

He's described as a tall white male Door Dasher. Surely Vic can find his Facebook. 

Is that JT, or whatever his name was?

[squib 1,120]

Have seen that car around town multiple times. Always get a chuckle. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,507]

Son, he said, you’re gonna drive me to cocaine and hookers if you don’t stop driving that hot. Rod. Lincoln. 

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

15 hours ago, DougO said:

Probably why I have never been around cocaine and hookers.

Why do you hate life?

[Dennis Taylor 18,829]

On 10/20/2020 at 11:06 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Sightings are documented on a Lubbock Reddit board:

He's described as a tall white male Door Dasher. Surely Vic can find his Facebook. 

Good thing they blurred the plate because he clearly keeps a low profile 

[MissingInAction 25,104]

17 hours ago, DougO said:

I have never been to a Red Robin. Probably why I have never been around cocaine and hookers.

I too have never been to a Red Robin, but have had more than my share of cocaine and hookers.

[RPM 26,322]

18 hours ago, Lobo said:

I read that Lincoln is discontinuing both the just recently relaunched Continental and the MKZ for the 2021 model year.  Thus killing off the last two sedans that Lincoln offers.  The brand that brought us the Town Car, the Mark VI, the MKS, and the Continental.......will now exclusively be in the SUV/Crossover business.  

I own an MKS. Should be named POS. Electrical demons out the ass.

[Guest Lobo]

Was that the one that was based on the Jaguar S or X-type, whichever was that notoriously shitty one even by British standards back when Jaguar and Ford were all in bed together?  I just remember it being a good seller for Lincoln in that kind of in between stage when they weren't really focused on making Continentals or Town Cars?  

Theirs has been a strange path at Lincoln.  But they're still here making reasonably good vehicles.  Or at least some of the last decent American vehicles.  

Lincoln is kind of the Red Robin of car makers these days.  Better than GM/Five Guys Burgers.  But they're all bad for us and going out of business slowly.  

[TwiceHorn 31,489]

13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Was that the one that was based on the Jaguar S or X-type, whichever was that notoriously shitty one even by British standards back when Jaguar and Ford were all in bed together?  I just remember it being a good seller for Lincoln in that kind of in between stage when they weren't really focused on making Continentals or Town Cars?  

Theirs has been a strange path at Lincoln.  But they're still here making reasonably good vehicles.  Or at least some of the last decent American vehicles.  

Lincoln is kind of the Red Robin of car makers these days.  Better than GM/Five Guys Burgers.  But they're all bad for us and going out of business slowly.  

The X-type was a tarted up Contour, I think their reliability was pretty solid for a Jag.

In the event, though, the MKS is a tarted up Taurus and is a more recent model.

I think complete elimination of cars from lineups is a mistake.  They need to come on over to the home team and wait for this SUV craze to blow over.

Edited December 15, 2020 by TwiceHorn