Abbott being Abbott

[Bama Chick 28596]

Y’all’s governor is an ASSHOLE.

[HenryJames 66046]

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all’s governor is an ASSHOLE.

[Radical Larry 28588]

It is known. 

[Satchel 6938]

Lester Maddox Abbott is on a roll.

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55 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

They have the same face.

[JimmyJames 12271]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all’s governor is an ASSHOLE.
 

Trumplicans are known for hating dogs so not a surprise.

[JimmyJames 12271]

Abbott hates Austin FC because it’s symbol celebrates trees. He hates the trees.

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16 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Abbott hates Austin FC because it’s symbol celebrates trees. He hates the trees.

His bank account loves the tree.

Honestly, I thought the symbol was the Treaty Oak or something, instead of whatever bullshit they made up.  I actually thought that was cool and made a lot of sense.

 

[Beau Vine 54215]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Everything that’s wrong with Austin in one pic !

Was the beeper guy from the baseball game in that pic, too?  Wow...

[Bama Chick 28596]

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

That wouldn’t stop the Proud Boys or the Oath Keepers or the Three Percenters. Anyone who considers themselves a patriot can go anywhere and do anything regardless of ideology. Right?

Well, unless they’re black, of course. 

Edited June 21, 2021 by WhatTheBuck

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 6/19/2021 at 5:48 PM, elfenix said:

Say what you will about Donald Trump, the man has a world class FUPA

Yuuuuge

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2663]

I have worked next to the Capitol for a couple of decades and I've never seen them restrict any group from assembling on the steps/front like that. Seems like a legit First Amendment issue.

[Js1 85316]

14 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I have worked next to the Capitol for a couple of decades and I've never seen them restrict any group from assembling on the steps/front like that. Seems like a legit First Amendment issue.

Since when does the GQP care about that amendment? It’s not the gun one

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

1 hour ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I have worked next to the Capitol for a couple of decades and I've never seen them restrict any group from assembling on the steps/front like that. Seems like a legit First Amendment issue.

Umm, the First Amendment just says I don't have to bake a cake for the gays. It doesn't say anything else.

[hayden_horn 11362]

On 6/19/2021 at 9:14 PM, HenryJames said:

um, is she his daughter?

[Brisketexan 105101]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

um, is she his daughter?

I'll have to reflect on that for a moment.....

[Guest Lobo]

"And for a long time, I thought it was just the two of us that had 'the Shine' on us."  

-Fitlump 

[StassneyHorn 6575]

The BLM rally last summer had the Capitol grounds blocked off from the steps all the way to congress ave

[C-Man 27219]

On 6/19/2021 at 9:14 PM, HenryJames said:

Reminds me of this:

 

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13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

"And for a long time, I thought it was just the two of us that had 'the Shine' on us."  

-Fitlump 

Make that three that have the Shine

 

[Guest Lobo]

Good lord, George.  Who told you that watch goes with a soccer jersey?  Trump? 

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21 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Good lord, George.  Who told you that watch goes with a soccer jersey?  Trump? 

It's an Apple Watch with a reflection off of the display.

[Guest Lobo]

Well okay then, that makes some sense.  It looked like a white dress watch.  

[tantric superman 4667]

Well, he's just an asshole for wearing an Apple watch, then.

 -- Signed, an old guy who can barely read his iphone SE.

 

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2663]

I've come to the conclusion that George P Bush is on my radar as one of the world's most punchable faces 

[hornmpa96 2618]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Make that three that have the Shine

 

Is this exhibit #1 in Paxton’s ads that George P is just too Latin for Texas?

['stache 21805]

On 6/19/2021 at 5:48 PM, elfenix said:

Say what you will about Donald Trump, the man has a world class FUPA

To follow trump's example, Abbott also skips leg day.

Edited June 21, 2021 by 'stache

[Chooky 13307]

Did P Bush get blown by fitlump? I think it'd be irresponsible to assume he didn't. 

[Beau Vine 54215]

Many people are saying that fitlump sucked GeorgeP's dick.

[Guest Lobo]

Abbott squeezing George P. to "turn over" state lands to the new "The Wall" project, in exchange for an endorsement.  

I know they shut down recording/reunion rumors, but there has to be a fucking Pink Floyd album in here somewhere . 

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1 hour ago, hornmpa96 said:

Is this exhibit #1 in Paxton’s ads that George P is just too Latin for Texas?

Probably.

"This is George P. Bush, he watches soccer games IN AUSTIN.  Would you vote for this librool?"

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Many people are saying that fitlump sucked GeorgeP's dick.

If you see her in a photo with a male politician, she sucked his dick. 

[tx 3 putt 76925]

34 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Probably.

"This is George P. Bush, he watches soccer games IN AUSTIN.  Would you vote for this librool?"

typical non white Latino, loving soccer. You know who else loves soccer, hugo

chavez !!!!!!

[DigglerontheHoof 21194]

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you see her in a photo with a male politician, she sucked his dick. 

So you're saying the lump is a FUPA callous?

[Chooky 13307]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you see her in a photo with a male politician, she sucked his dick. 

She's into malakas, Dino.

[Guest Lobo]

Do you believe that?    hehehehehehehe   You can say that again! 

Edited June 21, 2021 by Lobo

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On 6/19/2021 at 9:35 PM, Bama Chick said:

Y’all’s governor is an ASSHOLE.

 

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Some of my harder R-leaning relatives are pretty pissed about this.  I pointed out that the puppy mills have a right to lobby and donate to Abbott, and they didn't appreciate that.

It's funny the things that really piss them off.  My aunt, a lifelong Republican, has publicly sworn to vote for whatever (D) is on the ticket. Some of the Trumpers bitched at her and she pointed out that she had changed their diapers and knew plenty of things about them that would cause their spouses/friends to look at them differently, which was fucking hilarious. 

I just want to ask "so you had no problem with all of the other shit, with what Trump did before last November, with what Mitch did, what Republicans in Texas did, but you draw the line at heavy chains around dogs necks or whatever?"  You care more about animals than your fellow Americans?

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[4th&Five 41526]

Let people freeze in their houses? No biggie. 
 

Leave dogs on a chain? NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR!!!!

[Js1 85316]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Let people freeze in their houses? No biggie. 
 

Leave dogs on a chain? NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR!!!!

The trashy base of the GOP will not have anyone infringe on their FREEDUMB to abuse animals. 

Edited June 22, 2021 by Js1

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The trashy base of the GOP will not have anyone infringe on their FREEDUMB to abuse animals. 

Yeah, the Rs in my family bitching about it, the Sarah McLachlan commercials will bring a tear to their eyes, while the Rs cheering Abbott on probably have dogs on chains in their backyard.

[JimmyJames 12271]

Abbot hates trees, people that freeze in their own house (because it’s their own damn fault) and people who oppose dog torture.

Abbott in 2022!

[tx 3 putt 76925]

trump hates dogs, so abbott hates dogs 

[Post Oak 20211]

I assume running into an unchained dog keeps Abbott up at night.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Roll that fucker under some fucked up post oaks after a storm. craaaaack!

[Post Oak 20211]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

Roll that fucker under some fucked up post oaks after a storm. craaaaack!

All we want is another chance.

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19 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Roll that fucker under some fucked up post oaks after a storm. craaaaack!

[jimmyjazz 45907]

25 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

All we want is another chance.

User name definitely checks out.