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Greg Abbott puts his pants on with one humiliating and degrading motion like you're shaking a pillow into a case and then he has to be rolled to one side to have everything buttoned and zipped and the

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A lesbian, a cripple and an Alzheimer's patient walk into a bar...

I forget how the rest goes, but the last guy's wife is a whore.

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Well yeah...duh.  You think Abbott invited him down here and footed the bill so the two of them could do a border fun run?  

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random take, I don’t think many are publicly saying it now. Please Poke holes in this hypothesis

Abbot is in a spot nationally that will hurt him in regards to 2024. DeSantis and Noem will take the gloves off and use these empty gestures to pivot from it being a Biden issue at the border to an Abbott issue if he runs for Pres in 2024 (not a Texas issue, not a Republican issue despite 20 years of mostly unchecked rule).

He accepts their empty gestures of 50ish natl guard members now and the narrative grows legs (teehee) of its own, and they remind everybody on Fox News and debates how they helped rescue Texas from the browns, but can’t be too over the top about it. That’s what Huffines and West will do.

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Abbott is not going to campaign for President.  He's merely jockeying for a cabinet or SCOTUS appointment in 2024, 2028 at the latest.  

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

They only pick a VP from Texas if they think Texas is in play.

Oh, Greg is rolling hard in the paint on this border thing so he can be VP and bludgeon Harris for not fixing it as VP. Making himself seem more capable.  They found an issue they can use to beat Biden-Harris over the head for 3 more years  

Trump is 100% playing him, Desantis and Noem against each other.  It’s just an awful reality show.  

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44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not so sure.  Trump beat Biden 52.1-46.5 . . . is it going to get any closer?

Depends on whether they can hold together the qanon block and get them out to vote.  Most of the Qanon types I know, when you check their voting record, it's spotty as fuck.

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You should probably tell Abbott that, because he's sure as hell acting like Texas is in play.  And Trump ain't on the ballot next year, which means the Qanon crowd might not show up at the polls.

Abbott is basing everything he does on what his internal polling is showing.

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You should probably tell Abbott that, because he's sure as hell acting like Texas is in play.  And Trump ain't on the ballot next year, which means the Qanon crowd might not show up at the polls.
Abbott is basing everything he does on what his internal polling is showing.

Abbott is not acting like Texas is in play. Abbott is acting like Cult 45 might primary him.
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2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Abbott is not acting like Texas is in play. Abbott is acting like Cult 45 might primary him.

If West was still running the TRP and weaponizing it against Abbott, I would be more inclined to agree with you.

West is out of the picture, George P is hunting down Paxton, and Abbott is better positioned than Huffines with Trump's early endorsement. 

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15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If West was still running the TRP and weaponizing it against Abbott, I would be more inclined to agree with you.

West is out of the picture, George P is hunting down Paxton, and Abbott is better positioned than Huffines with Trump's early endorsement. 

If you want to see how Abbott and Republicans act when they think Texas is in play, look at the 2019 legislative session, after Democrats made big gains. Look at Abbott coming down with a mask mandate and closing bars in summer 2020, when the talk was that Texas could be competitive in the election, and that Trump could sink the GOP in the statehouse.

Compare to Abbott-GOP 2021: The MAGA Boogaloo. They aren't worried about Democrats. They're all trying to one up each other in placating their idiot base.

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4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

If you want to see how Abbott and Republicans act when they think Texas is in play, look at the 2019 legislative session

The 2021 legislative session with their voting restriction legislation, and the fact that Abbott is desperate to use an emergency session this month to push it through tells me everything I need to know.

They are fucking scared.

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47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If West was still running the TRP and weaponizing it against Abbott, I would be more inclined to agree with you.

West is out of the picture, George P is hunting down Paxton, and Abbott is better positioned than Huffines with Trump's early endorsement. 

Speaking of Huffines, I drove to Dallas tonight and he has billboards up and down 35 that are pure maga fantasy talking points. It’s sad. 

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23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or as my friend Chance would say, "Give Chance a piece"

There was a porn actress who went by the name of Chance that I wouldn’t have minded having a piece of. I don’t think she’s still active. I’m pretty sure she only had a brief career. But she was a cutie  

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15 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Abbott is not acting like Texas is in play. Abbott is acting like Cult 45 might primary him.

This. Trump America ain't voting for no cripple for VP. Abbott is a feckless tool who is trying to stay one step ahead of Huffines and the rest of the Q loons.

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12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Speaking of Huffines, I drove to Dallas tonight and he has billboards up and down 35 that are pure maga fantasy talking points. It’s sad. 

I went this weekend and meant to mention that.  ABOLISH PROPERTY TAXES!

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There was a porn actress who went by the name of Chance that I wouldn’t have minded having a piece of. I don’t think she’s still active. I’m pretty sure she only had a brief career. But she was a cutie  

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Ohio, not even once.

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