Abbott being Abbott

[elfenix 34238]

need a full on bunny suit to go into that petri dish

[Yuk 1532]

 

[atomheartbevo 89657]

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Purely for political entertainment, how does that crazy fuckstick Huffines use this against Abbott?

Thoughts and Prayers

 

[atomheartbevo 89657]

but @South Austin earlier in the day, and yesterday, this was Huffines raging at Greg over masks.

 

[South Austin 52485]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Thoughts and Prayers

 

He’s going to be pissed at the person on his communications staff who sent out that tweet.

[South Austin 52485]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

but @South Austin earlier in the day, and yesterday, this was Huffines raging at Greg over masks.

 

I mean, I love that the number of school districts mandating masks keeps growing and Huffines keeps trolling Abbott for not suing all of them fast enough.

[JimmyJames 12271]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Thoughts and Prayers

 

Mary Catherine sounds ugly.

[High Plains Drifter 11046]

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

and just think about all the people with whom he was in close contact last night, many of whom, no doubt, are anti-vaxxers.

congrats, greg, you probably killed at least a handful of your supporters.

fucking cretin. i hate him.

 

Hopefully, its a lot more than a handful.

 

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

8 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Mary Catherine sounds ugly.

[brakeman 28362]

 

[mchookem 16330]

12 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Mary Catherine sounds ugly.

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Motherfucker

 

Does Jimmie steal Stevie Ray’s licks the same way his brother stole them from Jimi?

[Foosters 17855]

Is Abbott supposed to be appearing at any football games this fall? I'll fly in and buy a ticket to the game just to boo that motherfucker.

[HenryJames 66048]

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does Jimmie steal Stevie Ray’s licks the same way his brother stole them from Jimi?

[TexArcher 37774]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

3 hours ago, Da Fino said:

This is fucking incredible. 

Shit, maybe there is a downside to ignoring posters

[JimmyJames 12271]

28 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does Jimmie steal Stevie Ray’s licks the same way his brother stole them from Jimi?

Umm. 
 

Wut?

[Sawbonz 27548]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Purely for political entertainment, how does that crazy fuckstick Huffines use this against Abbott?

Be unvaccinated, get covid, and not die. Wins in a landslide, or at least walks away with the nomination

Edited August 18, 2021 by Sawbonz

[jimmyjazz 45912]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Thoughts and prayers.  I wish him a quick, painless death at home.

Well, half of him won't feel any pain.

[cmontexas 3271]

51 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does Jimmie steal Stevie Ray’s licks the same way his brother stole them from Jimi?

Ive never negged somebody but goddamn

[jimmyjazz 45912]

52 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does Jimmie steal Stevie Ray’s licks the same way his brother stole them from Jimi?

Do you actually know . . . anything . . . about the Vaughan Brothers?

[Born to Run 6569]

I fully admit that I'm not being a very good person right now, but upon seeing that news update pop up on my phone, my reaction was, "Fuck you Abbott. I hope you fucking suffer."

I don't.
But to be fair.

Prominent R deaths prior to Vaccine saves lives.
Now, it'd another reason not to vaccinate. I hope the turd comes out and says how the Vaccine made it pretty uneventful, but I have my doubts. He will get the best care and be fine, all while pushing narratives and policy to make it worse...

[South Austin 52485]

53 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does Jimmie steal Stevie Ray’s licks the same way his brother stole them from Jimi?

Ohio trolls are the best trolls.

[HenryJames 66048]

22 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Be unvaccinated, get covid, and not die. Wins in a landslide, or at least walks away with the nomination

[brakeman 28362]

 

[brakeman 28362]

 

[South Austin 52485]

1 minute ago, brakeman said:

 

I’ll be damned if the folks in Paris, Texas outlawyered us all.

[YChang 3443]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does Jimmie steal Stevie Ray’s licks the same way his brother stole them from Jimi?

Dude, I get that you hate all things Texas, but come on man….

[conVINCEd 21469]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’ll be damned if the folks in Paris, Texas outlawyered us all.

I had relatives in Roxton until 10 years ago.  Close to home and all that.

[bluto 4927]

If Paris is turning their masked noses up then just take the damn L.

[HenryJames 66048]

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’ll be damned if the folks in Paris, Texas outlawyered us all.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

(T)Ride or die, fellas.(Hujone)

Edited August 18, 2021 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Sawbonz 27548]

You sure it was masks and not hoods?

Edited August 18, 2021 by Sawbonz

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

59 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Umm. 
 

Wut?

Really? You can’t hear it? Were you distracted by the cowboy hat and the junkie sweat? Come on, man. If you celebrate Jimmy Ray over Jimi Hendrix then that’s sort of the height of provincialism; don’t you think?

Lol. Maybe I replied to the wrong person. 

Edited August 18, 2021 by WhatTheBuck

[Zepol87 9185]

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’ll be damned if the folks in Paris, Texas outlawyered us all.

For real. How the fuck did Paris, TX figure this out before anyone else in the state ?

Edited August 18, 2021 by Zepol87

[Bookman 4639]

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

For real. How the fuck did Paris, TX figure this out before anyone else in the state ?

Probably a TASB lawyer.

[Blotto 23498]

4 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Is he swam? Like is that what’s happening 

My theory is that Tahoe Horn and Rocko were supposed to meet up for donuts and a quick bench press, but ended up fucking instead resulting in their mentally disabled love child we know as Donkey. 

[staboner 4969]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Because fuck you, peon, that's why.

Member of The Party gets: daily testing, immediate access to sledgehammer treatment for COVID.

The schoolchildren of Texas get: good luck, little fuckers!

 

The MAGA crowd crows against "the elites, who don't care about the little guy!".....and then proceed to rapaciously fellate The Party elites who are openly telling them "I don't give a fuck about any of you!"  The stupidity...it burns.

don't forget the school shooting drills too for the kiddos

and i guess, the school shootings as well now that i say that.

well, if the left one don't get you...

[JimmyJames 12271]

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Really? You can’t hear it? Were you distracted by the cowboy hat and the junkie sweat? Come on, man. If you celebrate Jimmy Ray over Jimi Hendrix then that’s sort of the height of provincialism; don’t you think?

Lol. Maybe I replied to the wrong person. 

When you’re in a hole, stop digging man. Nobody has ever argued jimmy ray was a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix. 
 

You accused Stevie ray vaughn from “stealing” from Jimi Hendrix. That’s such a dumb take that nobody is gonna take the time to bother to refute it. Especially me. 

[RDCanecutter 26426]

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

 

Everything I learned in High School came from library books that I read while ignoring the teachers.

[mchookem 16330]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does Jimmie steal Stevie Ray’s licks the same way his brother stole them from Jimi?

 

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Really? You can’t hear it? Were you distracted by the cowboy hat and the junkie sweat? Come on, man. If you celebrate Jimmy Ray over Jimi Hendrix then that’s sort of the height of provincialism; don’t you think?

Lol. Maybe I replied to the wrong person. 

look man...my husband is from Cincinnati and i have visited OH a bunch and i have learned to make and actually appreciate Cincinnati chili for what it is and Ohio itself is very pretty and lush and green in the summertime and Over-the-Rhine is a super cool neighborhood with some fun spots, but fuck you. 

 

[RDCanecutter 26426]

45 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’ll be damned if the folks in Paris, Texas outlawyered us all.

Paris Texas, sending an armored column through the Ardennes.

[ultimaton 2978]

Is this going to be like last time, where Abbott praised everyone for finally cracking his super-secret code to masks and social distancing?

[Sawbonz 27548]

2 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Is this going to be like last time, where Abbott praised everyone for finally cracking his super-secret code to masks and social distancing?

He can’t reverse course on this one. Primary is too close

[burntorangebongos 10710]

54 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

I bet Abbott gets all PISD about their clever end around.

[CooterBrown 18007]

I bet Abbott gets all PISD about their clever end around.

Will he? That’s a deep red location. Does he ignore that one?

[burntorangebongos 10710]

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Will he? That’s a deep red location. Does he ignore that one?

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Ohio trolls are the best trolls.

He’s worthy of crowd bannination. Fuck that guy.

[brakeman 28362]

59 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

When you’re in a hole, stop digging man. Nobody has ever argued jimmy ray was a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix. 
 

You accused Stevie ray vaughn from “stealing” from Jimi Hendrix. That’s such a dumb take that nobody is gonna take the time to bother to refute it. Especially me. 

JImi is the bos. I love them both and will never die on this hill but SVR version of jimi's little wing is better.

[brakeman 28362]

3 hours ago, Yuk said:

 

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