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20 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

The Hobby Building had a major rat infestation.  It was so bad you couldn't leave food on your desk because rats would come out during the workday for a snack.

When my wife quit working in that building, she brought home her little dorm fridge she kept in her office and there were two dead rats under it.

Start with a roux…

 

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what about all the individual agency and division policies for WFH before covid hit?? i assume that's all out the window too... that's really holy shit territory 😳 people pre-covid that had set schedules of WFH one or two days a week for years...

yeah, there's about to be some serious brain drain in Texas agencies, especially in IT. wow.

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Friend of mine works for a state agency and has/had written/official permission to permanently work remotely, would still go into office in Austin when requested (and on his own dime) but that was not super often. Mentioned this to him and he said wasn't sure if it would apply to him yet... really hoping he doesn't get rat fucked by Abbott but that would not be the most surprising thing in the world at this point...

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32 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Friend of mine works for a state agency and has/had written/official permission to permanently work remotely, would still go into office in Austin when requested (and on his own dime) but that was not super often. Mentioned this to him and he said wasn't sure if it would apply to him yet... really hoping he doesn't get rat fucked by Abbott but that would not be the most surprising thing in the world at this point...

We have some exclusions as well, who will continue to be excluded "for now".

The largest population that loses is working mothers. That is the only population that stands out as affected when these wfh policies get rescinded. Caring for elderly parents is another population that takes a hit here, but not near as statistically significant as working mothers. Fragile white male leadership still scared of the female boogie man.

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We have some exclusions as well, who will continue to be excluded "for now".
The largest population that loses is working mothers. That is the only population that stands out as affected when these wfh policies get rescinded. Caring for elderly parents is another population that takes a hit here, but not near as statistically significant as working mothers. Fragile white male leadership still scared of the female boogie man.

I don’t see how a single parent could do it these days the way traffic is
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this thread as good as any in CR for this news i guess.

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/07/texas-am-system-chancellor-glenn-hegar/

he was a not terrible boss and didn't come across as a fanatical asshole as Abbott, Patrick, etc... but he's definitely had to swing farther to the right to keep pace which was disappointing to witness. i know he had higher elected aspirations but those fuckers are entrenched. 

bet he'd secretly like to roll someone off a cliff himself lol

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5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

this thread as good as any in CR for this news i guess.

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/07/texas-am-system-chancellor-glenn-hegar/

he was a not terrible boss and didn't come across as a fanatical asshole as Abbott, Patrick, etc... but he's definitely had to swing farther to the right to keep pace which was disappointing to witness. i know he had higher elected aspirations but those fuckers are entrenched. 

bet he'd secretly like to roll someone off a cliff himself lol

Couple of friends worked for him over the years. One left in the mid teens and caught up with hegar a couple yrs ago… said he had turned from semi normal to raging ideologue shit head idiot in that period. 

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33 minutes ago, mchookem said:

this thread as good as any in CR for this news i guess.

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/07/texas-am-system-chancellor-glenn-hegar/

he was a not terrible boss and didn't come across as a fanatical asshole as Abbott, Patrick, etc... but he's definitely had to swing farther to the right to keep pace which was disappointing to witness. i know he had higher elected aspirations but those fuckers are entrenched. 

bet he'd secretly like to roll someone off a cliff himself lol

 

he'll do as he is told 

i have an engineering degree from a newer tamu school (90 yo college of engineering) and can verify they follow the abbott budgeting method - no money and figure it out on your own 

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Following pressure from health officials in Texas and around the country to address the growing measles problem in his state, Abbott said the following:

 

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i know he had higher elected aspirations but those fuckers are entrenched

It started with Perry, but the Governor not moving up or out delays everything.  It doesn’t help that Perry and Abbot are too narcissistic to think anything other than POTUS is worth their post-governor aspirations.  

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The Comptroller is taking over aggy.  It'll be interesting to see which mouth breather Abbott appoints as the interim to fuck up one of the few state agencies that is largely apolitical.  Putting a MAGA disciple in charge of what is effectively the bank of Texas for a few months can't have any negative effects, right?

 

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On 3/7/2025 at 3:19 PM, CooterBrown said:

The Comptroller is taking over aggy.  It'll be interesting to see which mouth breather Abbott appoints as the interim to fuck up one of the few state agencies that is largely apolitical.  Putting a MAGA disciple in charge of what is effectively the bank of Texas for a few months can't have any negative effects, right?

 

They gonna convert the rainy day fund to bitcoin.

 

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On 3/6/2025 at 6:20 AM, CleverNickname said:

I manage abiut 15 people. I bet we end up having 50% turnover from this one RTO decision. Nobody (on a state salary) under 35 lives closer than an hour to HQ. And the eligible and rehired retirees are gone. And the folks with small children. So really it will just be golden handcuff people like me (pension seekers), and the childless folk who are able to live in old Austin who stay.

RTO combined with the doge committee asking if agencies can be moved out of austin to save on rent seems about right for our dumb leadership

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16 minutes ago, elfenix said:

RTO combined with the doge committee asking if agencies can be moved out of austin to save on rent seems about right for our dumb leadership

I hear San Angelo is lovely this time of year. 

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3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I hear San Angelo is lovely this time of year. 

 

bloomington, tx

san diego, tx

irran, tx

lot of good options 

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Private companies have been dumping WFH too.   Even those that had some kind of WFH pre-covid.  My company is making most people come in 5 days a week now.  

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24 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I hear San Angelo is lovely this time of year. 

 

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

bloomington, tx

san diego, tx

irran, tx

lot of good options 

I kinda like San Angelo! But I also really like Amarillo so …

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On 3/7/2025 at 3:19 PM, CooterBrown said:

The Comptroller is taking over aggy.  It'll be interesting to see which mouth breather Abbott appoints as the interim to fuck up one of the few state agencies that is largely apolitical.  Putting a MAGA disciple in charge of what is effectively the bank of Texas for a few months can't have any negative effects, right?

 

Huffines is throwing his (little) hat in the ring 

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Paxton = fraud + abuse + waste
Abbott = waste + abuse
Patrick = waste

Holy shit, things are fucked to Bolivia when Danny Goeb is the least pathetic of the top 3 politicos in TX.

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Seriously, we used to have Ann Richards as a governor who was plucked out of a Larry McMurty novel. Now we have these dweebs in charge. Not to mention the brisket defiler and Rafael the Canadian.

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23 minutes ago, F250 said:

Seriously, we used to have Ann Richards as a governor who was plucked out of a Larry McMurty novel. Now we have these dweebs in charge. Not to mention the brisket defiler and Rafael the Canadian.

"Do you remember when Texas men were MEN?" may be a winning strategy. 

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An easy response is to document all of the cuts to health and human services, foster care, workers comp, and the ability to exercise your 7th amendment rights and have a fair trial when something terrible happens to you. “When he shows compassion for Texans, i’ll show compassion to him.”
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What's Abbott's fax number?  I have a list for him.

 

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List of nicknames used by Donald Trump

 

 

 

Nickname

Personal name Notes
Sloppy Steve[6][7][8][9] Steve Bannon Former White House chief strategist and senior counselor to the president
Crooked Joe[10] Joe Biden 46th president of the United States; 47th vice president of the United States; former U.S. senator from Delaware; Trump's opponent who defeated him in the 2020 United States presidential election
Joe Hiden'[11]
Sleepy Joe[12]
Slow Joe[13]
Mini Mike Bloomberg[14][15] Michael Bloomberg 108th mayor of New York City; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate; former CEO of Bloomberg L.P.
Da Nang Dick[16][17][18] Richard Blumenthal U.S. senator from Connecticut; 23rd attorney general of Connecticut
Fat Alvin[19][20] Alvin Bragg 37th District Attorney of New York County
Gov. Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown[21][a] Jerry Brown 34th and 39th governor of California; 31st attorney general of California; former secretary of state of California, 6th chair of the California Democratic Party
My Bush[23][24][b] George P. Bush 28th land commissioner of Texas
Low Energy Jeb[1] Jeb Bush 43rd governor of Florida; 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Alfred E. Neuman[27] Pete Buttigieg Former mayor of South Bend, Indiana; 19th U.S. secretary of transportation; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Coco Chow[28][29] Elaine Chao 24th U.S. secretary of labor and 18th U.S. secretary of transportation
Low IQ War Hawk[30] Liz Cheney Vice-Chair of the House January 6 Committee; former member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Wyoming
Sloppy Chris Christie[31][32] Chris Christie 55th governor of New Jersey, former United States attorney for the District of New Jersey, 2016 and 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Crazy Hillary[33] Hillary Clinton Former first lady of the United States; former U.S. secretary of state; former U.S. senator from New York; Trump's opponent whom he defeated in the 2016 United States presidential election
Crooked Hillary[1] (retired)[10]
Lyin' Hillary[34][35]
Beautiful Hillary[36]
Leakin' James Comey[37] James Comey Former director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation fired by Trump; former United States deputy attorney general; former United States acting attorney general
Lyin' James Comey[38]
Shadey James Comey[39]
Slimeball James Comey[40]
Slippery James Comey[41]
Liddle' Bob Corker[42] Bob Corker Former U.S. senator from Tennessee
Lyin' Ted[1] (retired)[43] Ted Cruz Former solicitor general of Texas; U.S. senator from Texas; 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Rob[44] Ron DeSantis 46th governor of Florida; 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Ron DeSanctimonious[45] (retired)[46]
Ron DeSanctus[47]
Meatball Ron[48] (denied by Trump)[49]
Tiny D[50]
Ditzy DeVos[51][52] Betsy DeVos 11th U.S. Secretary of Education; former chair of the Michigan Republican Party
Sneaky Dianne[53][54] Dianne Feinstein Former Senator from California
Jeff Flakey[6][55] Jeff Flake Former U.S. Senator from Arizona; former member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Arizona
Al Frankenstein[53] Al Franken Former Senator from Minnesota
Birdbrain[56][57] Nikki Haley 116th Governor of South Carolina; 29th United States Ambassador to the United Nations; 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Comrade Kamala[58] Kamala Harris 49th Vice President of the United States; former U.S. Senator from California; 32nd Attorney General of California; Trump's opponent whom he defeated in the 2024 United States Presidential election
Crazy Kamala[59]
Laffin' Kamala[60]
Lyin' Kamala Harris[61]
Kamabla[62][63][64]
Aida Hutchinson[65] Asa Hutchinson 46th Governor of Arkansas; 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Peekaboo[66] Letitia James 67th Attorney General of New York
Big Jim[67][68] Jim Justice United States senator from West Virginia; 36th Governor of West Virginia
1 for 38[1][6][69][c] John Kasich 69th Governor of Ohio; 2016 Republican presidential candidate; former U.S. representative from Ohio's 12th district
1 for 44[69][c]
Mad Dog[d] James Mattis 26th U.S. Secretary of Defense
My Kevin[71][72] Kevin McCarthy Former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives; former House Minority Leader; former House Majority Leader
Broken Old Crow[73][74] Mitch McConnell U.S. Senator from Kentucky and Senate Minority leader; former Senate Majority leader
Evan McMuffin[75][76] Evan McMullin Former Central Intelligence Agency operations officer; 2016 Independent presidential candidate
Fat Jerry[77][78] Jerry Nadler U.S. representative for New York's 12th congressional district; ranking member and former chair of the House Judiciary Committee
Wacky Omarosa[51][79] Omarosa Manigault Newman Former The Apprentice contestant; aide to Trump
My Peter[80][81] Peter Navarro Senior Counselor for Trade and Manufacturing; former Director of the White House National Trade Council; former Director of the Office of Trade and Manufacturing Policy
Governor Newscum[82][83] Gavin Newsom 40th Governor of California; 49th Lieutenant Governor of California; 42nd Mayor of San Francisco
Cheatin' Obama[53] Barack Obama 44th President of the United States
Evita[84] Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez U.S. representative from New York
Crazy Nancy[85] Nancy Pelosi 52nd Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives; former House Minority leader
Nervous Nancy[86]
Liddle Mike Pence[87] Mike Pence 48th Vice President of the United States, 2024 Republican presidential candidate
My Mike[88] Mike Pompeo Former Director of the Central Intelligence Agency and 70th U.S. Secretary of State
Wacky Jacky[89][90] Jacky Rosen U.S. Senator from Nevada, former U.S. representative from Nevada's 3rd congressional district
Mr. Peepers (denied by Trump)[91] Rod Rosenstein Former United States Deputy Attorney General
Little Marco[1] Marco Rubio U.S. Secretary of State in the 2nd Trump administration; former U.S. Senator from Florida; former Speaker of the Florida House of Representatives; 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Crazy Bernie[92] Bernie Sanders U.S. Senator from Vermont; 2016 and 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Little Ben Sasse[93][94] Ben Sasse Former U.S. Senator from Nebraska
Liddle' Adam Schiff[95] Adam Schiff U.S. Senator from California; former U.S. representative for California's 28th congressional district; chair of House Intelligence Committee; former California State Senator
Adam Schitt[96]
Pencil Neck[97][98]
Shifty Schiff[99]
Sleazy Adam Schiff[100]
Watermelon Head[101]
Cryin' Chuck[102] Chuck Schumer U.S. Senator from New York and Senate Majority leader; former Senate Minority leader; a Jew
Palestinian[103][104]
Mr. Magoo (denied by Trump)[105] Jeff Sessions 84th U.S. Attorney General; former U.S. Senator from Alabama; former Attorney General of Alabama
Deranged Jack Smith[106][107] Jack Smith Special counsel in both cases involving the federal prosecution of Donald Trump
Weirdo Tom Steyer[108] Tom Steyer Businessman; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Big Luther[109][e] Luther Strange Former U.S. Senator from Alabama; 47th Attorney General of Alabama
Tampon Tim[110] Tim Walz 41st Governor of Minnesota; Democratic nominee for Vice President in the 2024 United States presidential election.
Goofy Elizabeth Warren[111][112][113] Elizabeth Warren U.S. Senator from Massachusetts; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Pocahontas[1][114]
Low-IQ Maxine Waters[115][116] Maxine Waters U.S. representative for California's 43rd congressional district
Ice Maiden[117] Susie Wiles 32nd White House Chief of Staff

Foreign leaders

Nickname Personal name Notes
Rocket Man[1] Kim Jong Un Supreme Leader of North Korea
Little Rocket Man[6][118][119]
Juan Trump[120][121][122] Andrés Manuel López Obrador 65th President of Mexico
Governor Trudeau[123][f][124] Justin Trudeau 23rd Prime Minister of Canada

Media figures

Nickname Personal name Notes
Crazy Mika Brzezinski[125] Mika Brzezinski Co-host of Morning Joe; wife of Joe Scarborough
Dumb as a Rock Mika[126]
Dopey Graydon Carter[127][128][129] Graydon Carter Former editor of Vanity Fair
Allison Cooper[130] Anderson Cooper Host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360°
Fredo[131] Chris Cuomo Former host of Cuomo Prime Time on CNN; Host of Cuomo on NewsNation
Maggot Hagerman[132][133][134] Maggie Haberman American journalist, White House correspondent for The New York Times.
Crazy Megyn[126] Megyn Kelly Host of The Megyn Kelly Show, former host of The Kelly File and Megyn Kelly Today
Sloppy Michael Moore[135] Michael Moore Filmmaker and political documentarian
Morning Psycho[136] Joe Scarborough Co-host of Morning Joe; former U.S. representative from Florida; husband of Mika Brzezinski
Psycho Joe[1]
Lil' George[g][137][138][139] George Stephanopoulos Chief anchor and chief political correspondent of ABC News; former White House communications director and senior advisor to President Bill Clinton
George Slopadopolus[140][141]
Fake Tapper[142][143] Jake Tapper Host of The Lead with Jake Tapper on CNN
Sleepy Eyes[1][144] Chuck Todd Former moderator of Meet the Press
Lyin' Brian[145][146] Brian Williams Former anchor of NBC Nightly News; former host of The 11th Hour
Little Jeff Zucker[1] Jeff Zucker Former president of CNN Worldwide

Groups of people

Nickname Group members Notes
13 Angry Democrats[147]
 
Names of attorneys
Attorneys working on Robert Mueller's investigation of potential ties between the Trump campaign and Russia. The press identified thirteen of the seventeen attorneys as either being registered to vote as Democrats or making contributions to Democratic candidates. Those not identified as such are denoted with a star().[148] It is unclear whether this was the criterion Trump used to distinguish 13 out of 17 individuals since Trump did not detail which thirteen individuals he included in the nickname.
17 Angry Democrats[149]
AOC Plus 3[150][h] The Squad (2018–2021):
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Ilhan Omar
Ayanna Pressley
Rashida Tlaib
Informal political grouping of four Democratic members of the U.S. House of Representatives elected in 2018
Biden crime family[152][153][154] Joe Biden

Family of Joe Biden

Joe Biden, the 46th president of the United States, and his family

Other people

Nickname Personal name Notes
Little Mac Miller[155] Mac Miller Rapper; released the song "Donald Trump" in 2011, which caused Trump and Miller to feud for years, with Trump demanding royalties since Miller used his name
Jeff Bozo[156] Jeff Bezos Chairman of Amazon; Owner of the Washington Post, which frequently criticized Donald Trump
Horseface[157][158] Stormy Daniels Pornographic actress whom Trump paid to cover up an alleged affair[159]
Alexander the Great[160][161] Alexander Ovechkin National Hockey League captain for the Washington Capitals
Dopey Sugar[162][163] Lord Sugar British business magnate and politician; host of the BBC reality competition series The Apprentice
Marble Mouth Meyers[164] Seth Meyers Host of Late Night with Seth Meyers
Tim Apple[165][166] Tim Cook CEO of Apple Inc. (2011–present)

Organizations

Nickname Official name Notes
Americans for No Prosperity[167] Americans for Prosperity Libertarian conservative political advocate group
Globalist's Club for NO Growth[168] Club for Growth Conservative organization
Clinton News Network[169][i] CNN Multinational cable news channel owned by Warner Bros. Discovery
Fake News CNN[171][j]
Low ratings CNN[173]
Communist Left[174] Democratic Party American political party
Democrat Party[175][k]
Lunatic Left[176]
Radical Left Democrats[177]
Radical Left Lunatics[178]
Lincoln Pervert Project[168] The Lincoln Project Political action committee working against the reelection of Trump, which targets conservatives
Failing Forbes Magazine[179][180] Forbes American business magazine
MSDNC[181] MSNBC American news-based pay television cable channel owned by NBCUniversal
Failing New York Times[1] The New York Times Newspaper
Amazon The Washington Post[182] The Washington Post Newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos, founder and former CEO of Amazon
Unselect Committee[183] United States House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack A select committee of the U.S. House of Representatives to investigate the attack on the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021
Concast[184][185][186] Comcast American multinational telecommunications and media conglomerate
ABC Fake News[187][188] ABC News News division of ABC owned by The Walt Disney Company

Television programs

Nickname Official name Notes
Deface the Nation[189] Face the Nation A weekly political talk show on CBS
Meet the Fake Press[190] Meet the Press A weekly talk show on NBC
Meet the Depressed[191]

Other

Nickname Official name Notes
A very stable genius[192][193] Donald Trump Self-epithet, antonomasia. Trump repeatedly described himself as "a very stable genius" from 2018 through 2019.[194][195][196][197] A Very Stable Genius, a 2020 book by Philip Rucker and Carol Leonnig about Trump's presidency used the nickname.[194]
Green New Scam[198] Green New Deal Biden's policies to fund renewable energy projects, to infrastructure projects like bridges and dams.[199]
Kung Flu[200] SARS-CoV-2 A virus whose first case was diagnosed in China.

 

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1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

Good for her.

Fuck them and fuck their faux outrage.

Pussy ass shit from the Dallas Observer: https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/dallas-rep-crockett-calls-abbott-hot-wheels-delights-the-right-21993779

Memo to Rep. Jasmine Crockett: We Love You, But Please STFU

One of our favorite members of Congress mocks Gov. Greg Abbott's wheelchair. Sounds like a little DEI counseling is in order.

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Pussy ass shit from the Dallas Observer: https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/dallas-rep-crockett-calls-abbott-hot-wheels-delights-the-right-21993779

Memo to Rep. Jasmine Crockett: We Love You, But Please STFU

One of our favorite members of Congress mocks Gov. Greg Abbott's wheelchair. Sounds like a little DEI counseling is in order.

That guy can STFU.  He didn't get the memo:  Republicans can clean their own house before they give any shit about ours.  Because they've been stacking up shit for years. 

Zero fucks given.

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15 hours ago, miguelito said:

What's Abbott's fax number?  I have a list for him.

 

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List of nicknames used by Donald Trump

 

 

 

Nickname

Personal name Notes
Sloppy Steve[6][7][8][9] Steve Bannon Former White House chief strategist and senior counselor to the president
Crooked Joe[10] Joe Biden 46th president of the United States; 47th vice president of the United States; former U.S. senator from Delaware; Trump's opponent who defeated him in the 2020 United States presidential election
Joe Hiden'[11]
Sleepy Joe[12]
Slow Joe[13]
Mini Mike Bloomberg[14][15] Michael Bloomberg 108th mayor of New York City; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate; former CEO of Bloomberg L.P.
Da Nang Dick[16][17][18] Richard Blumenthal U.S. senator from Connecticut; 23rd attorney general of Connecticut
Fat Alvin[19][20] Alvin Bragg 37th District Attorney of New York County
Gov. Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown[21][a] Jerry Brown 34th and 39th governor of California; 31st attorney general of California; former secretary of state of California, 6th chair of the California Democratic Party
My Bush[23][24][b] George P. Bush 28th land commissioner of Texas
Low Energy Jeb[1] Jeb Bush 43rd governor of Florida; 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Alfred E. Neuman[27] Pete Buttigieg Former mayor of South Bend, Indiana; 19th U.S. secretary of transportation; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Coco Chow[28][29] Elaine Chao 24th U.S. secretary of labor and 18th U.S. secretary of transportation
Low IQ War Hawk[30] Liz Cheney Vice-Chair of the House January 6 Committee; former member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Wyoming
Sloppy Chris Christie[31][32] Chris Christie 55th governor of New Jersey, former United States attorney for the District of New Jersey, 2016 and 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Crazy Hillary[33] Hillary Clinton Former first lady of the United States; former U.S. secretary of state; former U.S. senator from New York; Trump's opponent whom he defeated in the 2016 United States presidential election
Crooked Hillary[1] (retired)[10]
Lyin' Hillary[34][35]
Beautiful Hillary[36]
Leakin' James Comey[37] James Comey Former director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation fired by Trump; former United States deputy attorney general; former United States acting attorney general
Lyin' James Comey[38]
Shadey James Comey[39]
Slimeball James Comey[40]
Slippery James Comey[41]
Liddle' Bob Corker[42] Bob Corker Former U.S. senator from Tennessee
Lyin' Ted[1] (retired)[43] Ted Cruz Former solicitor general of Texas; U.S. senator from Texas; 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Rob[44] Ron DeSantis 46th governor of Florida; 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Ron DeSanctimonious[45] (retired)[46]
Ron DeSanctus[47]
Meatball Ron[48] (denied by Trump)[49]
Tiny D[50]
Ditzy DeVos[51][52] Betsy DeVos 11th U.S. Secretary of Education; former chair of the Michigan Republican Party
Sneaky Dianne[53][54] Dianne Feinstein Former Senator from California
Jeff Flakey[6][55] Jeff Flake Former U.S. Senator from Arizona; former member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Arizona
Al Frankenstein[53] Al Franken Former Senator from Minnesota
Birdbrain[56][57] Nikki Haley 116th Governor of South Carolina; 29th United States Ambassador to the United Nations; 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Comrade Kamala[58] Kamala Harris 49th Vice President of the United States; former U.S. Senator from California; 32nd Attorney General of California; Trump's opponent whom he defeated in the 2024 United States Presidential election
Crazy Kamala[59]
Laffin' Kamala[60]
Lyin' Kamala Harris[61]
Kamabla[62][63][64]
Aida Hutchinson[65] Asa Hutchinson 46th Governor of Arkansas; 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Peekaboo[66] Letitia James 67th Attorney General of New York
Big Jim[67][68] Jim Justice United States senator from West Virginia; 36th Governor of West Virginia
1 for 38[1][6][69][c] John Kasich 69th Governor of Ohio; 2016 Republican presidential candidate; former U.S. representative from Ohio's 12th district
1 for 44[69][c]
Mad Dog[d] James Mattis 26th U.S. Secretary of Defense
My Kevin[71][72] Kevin McCarthy Former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives; former House Minority Leader; former House Majority Leader
Broken Old Crow[73][74] Mitch McConnell U.S. Senator from Kentucky and Senate Minority leader; former Senate Majority leader
Evan McMuffin[75][76] Evan McMullin Former Central Intelligence Agency operations officer; 2016 Independent presidential candidate
Fat Jerry[77][78] Jerry Nadler U.S. representative for New York's 12th congressional district; ranking member and former chair of the House Judiciary Committee
Wacky Omarosa[51][79] Omarosa Manigault Newman Former The Apprentice contestant; aide to Trump
My Peter[80][81] Peter Navarro Senior Counselor for Trade and Manufacturing; former Director of the White House National Trade Council; former Director of the Office of Trade and Manufacturing Policy
Governor Newscum[82][83] Gavin Newsom 40th Governor of California; 49th Lieutenant Governor of California; 42nd Mayor of San Francisco
Cheatin' Obama[53] Barack Obama 44th President of the United States
Evita[84] Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez U.S. representative from New York
Crazy Nancy[85] Nancy Pelosi 52nd Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives; former House Minority leader
Nervous Nancy[86]
Liddle Mike Pence[87] Mike Pence 48th Vice President of the United States, 2024 Republican presidential candidate
My Mike[88] Mike Pompeo Former Director of the Central Intelligence Agency and 70th U.S. Secretary of State
Wacky Jacky[89][90] Jacky Rosen U.S. Senator from Nevada, former U.S. representative from Nevada's 3rd congressional district
Mr. Peepers (denied by Trump)[91] Rod Rosenstein Former United States Deputy Attorney General
Little Marco[1] Marco Rubio U.S. Secretary of State in the 2nd Trump administration; former U.S. Senator from Florida; former Speaker of the Florida House of Representatives; 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Crazy Bernie[92] Bernie Sanders U.S. Senator from Vermont; 2016 and 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Little Ben Sasse[93][94] Ben Sasse Former U.S. Senator from Nebraska
Liddle' Adam Schiff[95] Adam Schiff U.S. Senator from California; former U.S. representative for California's 28th congressional district; chair of House Intelligence Committee; former California State Senator
Adam Schitt[96]
Pencil Neck[97][98]
Shifty Schiff[99]
Sleazy Adam Schiff[100]
Watermelon Head[101]
Cryin' Chuck[102] Chuck Schumer U.S. Senator from New York and Senate Majority leader; former Senate Minority leader; a Jew
Palestinian[103][104]
Mr. Magoo (denied by Trump)[105] Jeff Sessions 84th U.S. Attorney General; former U.S. Senator from Alabama; former Attorney General of Alabama
Deranged Jack Smith[106][107] Jack Smith Special counsel in both cases involving the federal prosecution of Donald Trump
Weirdo Tom Steyer[108] Tom Steyer Businessman; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Big Luther[109][e] Luther Strange Former U.S. Senator from Alabama; 47th Attorney General of Alabama
Tampon Tim[110] Tim Walz 41st Governor of Minnesota; Democratic nominee for Vice President in the 2024 United States presidential election.
Goofy Elizabeth Warren[111][112][113] Elizabeth Warren U.S. Senator from Massachusetts; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Pocahontas[1][114]
Low-IQ Maxine Waters[115][116] Maxine Waters U.S. representative for California's 43rd congressional district
Ice Maiden[117] Susie Wiles 32nd White House Chief of Staff

Foreign leaders

Nickname Personal name Notes
Rocket Man[1] Kim Jong Un Supreme Leader of North Korea
Little Rocket Man[6][118][119]
Juan Trump[120][121][122] Andrés Manuel López Obrador 65th President of Mexico
Governor Trudeau[123][f][124] Justin Trudeau 23rd Prime Minister of Canada

Media figures

Nickname Personal name Notes
Crazy Mika Brzezinski[125] Mika Brzezinski Co-host of Morning Joe; wife of Joe Scarborough
Dumb as a Rock Mika[126]
Dopey Graydon Carter[127][128][129] Graydon Carter Former editor of Vanity Fair
Allison Cooper[130] Anderson Cooper Host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360°
Fredo[131] Chris Cuomo Former host of Cuomo Prime Time on CNN; Host of Cuomo on NewsNation
Maggot Hagerman[132][133][134] Maggie Haberman American journalist, White House correspondent for The New York Times.
Crazy Megyn[126] Megyn Kelly Host of The Megyn Kelly Show, former host of The Kelly File and Megyn Kelly Today
Sloppy Michael Moore[135] Michael Moore Filmmaker and political documentarian
Morning Psycho[136] Joe Scarborough Co-host of Morning Joe; former U.S. representative from Florida; husband of Mika Brzezinski
Psycho Joe[1]
Lil' George[g][137][138][139] George Stephanopoulos Chief anchor and chief political correspondent of ABC News; former White House communications director and senior advisor to President Bill Clinton
George Slopadopolus[140][141]
Fake Tapper[142][143] Jake Tapper Host of The Lead with Jake Tapper on CNN
Sleepy Eyes[1][144] Chuck Todd Former moderator of Meet the Press
Lyin' Brian[145][146] Brian Williams Former anchor of NBC Nightly News; former host of The 11th Hour
Little Jeff Zucker[1] Jeff Zucker Former president of CNN Worldwide

Groups of people

Nickname Group members Notes
13 Angry Democrats[147]
 
Names of attorneys
Attorneys working on Robert Mueller's investigation of potential ties between the Trump campaign and Russia. The press identified thirteen of the seventeen attorneys as either being registered to vote as Democrats or making contributions to Democratic candidates. Those not identified as such are denoted with a star().[148] It is unclear whether this was the criterion Trump used to distinguish 13 out of 17 individuals since Trump did not detail which thirteen individuals he included in the nickname.
17 Angry Democrats[149]
AOC Plus 3[150][h] The Squad (2018–2021):
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Ilhan Omar
Ayanna Pressley
Rashida Tlaib
Informal political grouping of four Democratic members of the U.S. House of Representatives elected in 2018
Biden crime family[152][153][154] Joe Biden

Family of Joe Biden

Joe Biden, the 46th president of the United States, and his family

Other people

Nickname Personal name Notes
Little Mac Miller[155] Mac Miller Rapper; released the song "Donald Trump" in 2011, which caused Trump and Miller to feud for years, with Trump demanding royalties since Miller used his name
Jeff Bozo[156] Jeff Bezos Chairman of Amazon; Owner of the Washington Post, which frequently criticized Donald Trump
Horseface[157][158] Stormy Daniels Pornographic actress whom Trump paid to cover up an alleged affair[159]
Alexander the Great[160][161] Alexander Ovechkin National Hockey League captain for the Washington Capitals
Dopey Sugar[162][163] Lord Sugar British business magnate and politician; host of the BBC reality competition series The Apprentice
Marble Mouth Meyers[164] Seth Meyers Host of Late Night with Seth Meyers
Tim Apple[165][166] Tim Cook CEO of Apple Inc. (2011–present)

Organizations

Nickname Official name Notes
Americans for No Prosperity[167] Americans for Prosperity Libertarian conservative political advocate group
Globalist's Club for NO Growth[168] Club for Growth Conservative organization
Clinton News Network[169][i] CNN Multinational cable news channel owned by Warner Bros. Discovery
Fake News CNN[171][j]
Low ratings CNN[173]
Communist Left[174] Democratic Party American political party
Democrat Party[175][k]
Lunatic Left[176]
Radical Left Democrats[177]
Radical Left Lunatics[178]
Lincoln Pervert Project[168] The Lincoln Project Political action committee working against the reelection of Trump, which targets conservatives
Failing Forbes Magazine[179][180] Forbes American business magazine
MSDNC[181] MSNBC American news-based pay television cable channel owned by NBCUniversal
Failing New York Times[1] The New York Times Newspaper
Amazon The Washington Post[182] The Washington Post Newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos, founder and former CEO of Amazon
Unselect Committee[183] United States House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack A select committee of the U.S. House of Representatives to investigate the attack on the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021
Concast[184][185][186] Comcast American multinational telecommunications and media conglomerate
ABC Fake News[187][188] ABC News News division of ABC owned by The Walt Disney Company

Television programs

Nickname Official name Notes
Deface the Nation[189] Face the Nation A weekly political talk show on CBS
Meet the Fake Press[190] Meet the Press A weekly talk show on NBC
Meet the Depressed[191]

Other

Nickname Official name Notes
A very stable genius[192][193] Donald Trump Self-epithet, antonomasia. Trump repeatedly described himself as "a very stable genius" from 2018 through 2019.[194][195][196][197] A Very Stable Genius, a 2020 book by Philip Rucker and Carol Leonnig about Trump's presidency used the nickname.[194]
Green New Scam[198] Green New Deal Biden's policies to fund renewable energy projects, to infrastructure projects like bridges and dams.[199]
Kung Flu[200] SARS-CoV-2 A virus whose first case was diagnosed in China.

 

Evan McMuffin is my all time favorite. 

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8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I attended an “In Conversation” event last Friday evening that featured Jasmine Crockett. She talked at length about her bleached blonde comment that went viral and how she chooses her words with forethought. Jasmine said he tries to always to follow the rules even as she pushes boundaries. She had her explanation for her hot wheels comment already prepared before she made it. Since congresspersons can no longer call Trump a felon on the floor, Jasmine says she has had to be inventive. She now routinely asks if Trump’s nominees have “34 felonies.” The event I attended was to give Jasmine’s supporters insight to her as person. I left more impressed with her grit, smarts and the fact that she doesn’t take herself too seriously. 

Wait, what's the background on this? He's a convicted felon; that's a factual statement. When/how did I miss that particular violation of the First Amendment on the floor of the People's House?

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21 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I attended an “In Conversation” event last Friday evening that featured Jasmine Crockett. She talked at length about her bleached blonde comment that went viral and how she chooses her words with forethought. Jasmine said he tries to always to follow the rules even as she pushes boundaries. She had her explanation for her hot wheels comment already prepared before she made it. Since congresspersons can no longer call Trump a felon on the floor, Jasmine says she has had to be inventive. She now routinely asks if Trump’s nominees have “34 felonies.” The event I attended was to give Jasmine’s supporters insight to her as person. I left more impressed with her grit, smarts and the fact that she doesn’t take herself too seriously. 

I wish I had known this was happening.  I somehow missed it.  But great to hear that this is a strategy.  

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2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I wish I had known this was happening.  I somehow missed it.  But great to hear that this is a strategy.  

The event is named after my former pastor and former UT regent, Zan Holmes:

 

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Wait, what's the background on this? He's a convicted felon; that's a factual statement. When/how did I miss that particular violation of the First Amendment on the floor of the People's House?

The House of Representatives has a rule against “engaging in personalities” which is to eliminate referring to another House member, Senator or President in a derogatory manner. The Rs in the House interpret this rule to include the factual mention that the President is a convicted felon.

If you violate this rule, you can be essentially muted for that proceeding and have your words eliminated from the record.

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