Halloween bullshit

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

Looks like @RamjetFDO is decorating this year. 

[RamjetFDO 10644]

Fright, FDO?

[Incredulity 11873]

in.

 

for the slutty costumes.

[WhatTheBuck 28926]

Cool. 

[markstanco 12784]

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

in.

 

for the slutty costumes.

My first thought every year at this time as well.  Whor-o-ween is an excellent time of year. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

in.

 

for the slutty costumes.

So you like wearing slutty costumes ??

[Doc Reeves 6434]

If I were a teen in that neighborhood, those skeletons would be posed banging each other immediately 

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Fright, FDO?

Booster?  Go fright.

Retro?  Go fright.

Guidance?  Go fright.

Surgeon?  Go fright.

EECOM?  Go fright.

Happy Harroween Beijing Spacecom.  

[deadshank 24654]

3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Looks like @RamjetFDO is decorating this year. 

Is that a rocket in your front yard or are you just glad to see me in my slutty Halloween costume?

[Incredulity 11873]

29 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

So you like wearing slutty costumes ??

Don’t slut shame me.

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

41 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

If I were a teen in that neighborhood, those skeletons would be posed banging each other immediately 

An easier target is just down the block. 

They have had a whole Titanic theme going all month, with the only constant being the looming iceberg with 2020 on it. 

 

[SimonBolivar 11062]

We should drop Thanksgiving and Christmas and replace it with two more Halloweens.

[markstanco 12784]

California is already on it!

[Knoxtnhorn 6262]

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

We should drop Thanksgiving and Christmas and replace it with two more Halloweens.

F that.  Keep Thanksgiving (football, turkey) and Christmas (A Christmas Story, joy of children).  Get rid of Valentine's and Easter.

[Fudge Nuggets 19420]

To be honest, other than bowl games you can shit can New Years for all I care.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, but it's always served a purpose.  I get to make all kinds of promises to myself and my wife between Christmas and New Year's Eve.  And then on New Year's Day...can wake up, have a few bloody mary's, get lazy with football, and proclaim, "Tomorrow.  On the 2nd...shit's gonna be different!"  

It has lost its luster with the kids in school now, because now...real life in the next calendar year doesn't really start until like the 4th/5th/6th...which is quite fine by me.  

Now Arbor Day...obviously that's a scam run by the Jews and the Muslims! 

[High Plains Drifter 11185]

 

shit can new years? what the hell is wrong with you? The stress of christmas and family drama is over. We are back home from the yearly 1,000 mile roadtrip to see mine and wife's families.

We have friends visit, most years its more than 20, many who we don't see but once a year. Women folk cook black eyed peas and tamales inside all day on new year's eve, I fire up the grill and cook fajitas. Everyone eats and drinks too much. I build a big ass fire in the fire pit in the back yard and light it after dark. Kids run wild. Dogs go crazy.

Some friends will crash at our place in the guest room, or on a sofa or even the floor, some share a short term rental a mile down the road, a couple or so who can deal with the cold will throw up a tent and camp, a precious few (less every year) just stay up all night sipping bourbon, smoking and reminiscing and bullshitting and bitching about getting old while tending the fire. 

Next day everyone eats again, nurses hangovers. The men watch football in one room, the women play board games in another, and the kids watch TV upstairs. During halftime or whenever we feel like it, we go outside and hit golf balls into the pasture.

 

 

 

[ABSR 5369]

13 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

shit can new years? what the hell is wrong with you? The stress of christmas and family drama is over. We are back home from the yearly 1,000 mile roadtrip to see mine and wife's families.

We have friends visit, most years its more than 20, many who we don't see but once a year. Women folk cook black eyed peas and tamales inside all day on new year's eve, I fire up the grill and cook fajitas. Everyone eats and drinks too much. I build a big ass fire in the fire pit in the back yard and light it after dark. Kids run wild. Dogs go crazy.

Some friends will crash at our place in the guest room, or on a sofa or even the floor, some share a short term rental a mile down the road, a couple or so who can deal with the cold will throw up a tent and camp, a precious few (less every year) just stay up all night sipping bourbon, smoking and reminiscing and bullshitting and bitching about getting old while tending the fire. 

Next day everyone eats again, nurses hangovers. The men watch football in one room, the women play board games in another, and the kids watch TV upstairs. During halftime or whenever we feel like it, we go outside and hit golf balls into the pasture.

 

 

 

Are you taking applications for new friends?

[RamjetFDO 10644]

[Sandman 3427]

Is there gonna be a new thing where some of you poor bastards are going to pay money to be driven around your own neighborhoods, looking at halloween decorations? 

[RamjetFDO 10644]

22 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Is there gonna be a new thing where some of you poor bastards are going to pay money to be driven around your own neighborhoods, looking at halloween decorations? 

 

Let's get our boo on!

Hey kids!  Look over thurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

[davidg 4057]

 

[Dnaguy 12606]

7 minutes ago, davidg said:

 

Hetfield-o-lantern FTW.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

18 minutes ago, davidg said:

 

Fucking brilliant !!!

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1708]

The pumpkin doing the vocals really takes it to another level. That was awesome. 

[Whatever 700]

F that.  Keep Thanksgiving (football, turkey) and Christmas (A Christmas Story, joy of children).  Get rid of Valentine's and Easter.

Valentines Day is a sham. Good thing my wife agrees with me on this one so there are zero expectations for me to do anything.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

55 minutes ago, Whatever said:

Valentines Day is a sham. Good thing my wife agrees with me on this one so there are zero expectations for me to do anything.

So no blow jobs that day either huh ?

[Bullneck 19492]

 

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1708]

I feel like that pumpkin is now on the hook to do a Smashing Pumpkins song. 

[lockport 55]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

An annual staple for me is to watch this clip...one of the best

[RDCanecutter 26863]

Y'all who only see ghosts and demons one night a year are so damn cute.

[Sbbruin 22138]

Is anyone trying to do a more "contactless" method of candy delivery, like a chute or something?  People around here are all freaked out about a bunch ofkids reaching into a common bowl.

I was thinking of maybe just throwing the candy at the kids.  Make a game out of it- 5 pts for a head shot, 2 pts for a torso shot, and 1 for a limb.  Maybe compete against some of my neighbors. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

Wrist rocket. 

~~~~~

We're trying to figure all that out too, both from the homeowner standpoint, but also with a five-year old. 

I think we might just set up a card table in front yard with a bunch of candies on it and then periodically refresh the supply. Hopefully hanging out on the porch will dissuade the older kids from taking everything. 

As far as trick or treating goes, I don't know what we're going to do. Maybe just walk around the neighborhood and give him a shitload of candy when we get home. Nothing else really seems to make sense - don't really want to be going up to doors needlessly, and also don't think it makes any sense to collect candy at all. 

If you were to try to come up with a cultural tradition to most effectively spread a highly contagious illness, trick or treating would be a pretty solid concept to build around. 

Edited October 29, 2020 by Prepuce of Doom

[mulletpelini 5225]

On 10/25/2020 at 11:32 AM, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

The pumpkin doing the vocals really takes it to another level. That was awesome. 

No no, the BACKGROUND vocals kicking in sent me over.

Halloween is muy faaaaaavrit

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

Here's my fucked up pumpkin. I've never tried carving one with the tumors before, and I think it's actually not a pumpkin - it was nearly impervious to a knife. The rind is almost a half inch thick, and brittle. 

So I used a drill and a hammer to "carve" it. 

[MissingInAction 25546]

"Killll meeee...."

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

I'm debating whether to stuff the cavities full of dirt just to make it even more fucked up looking, but it's only been outside for a day or two, and I want to see how the natural rot progresses. 

[Sbbruin 22138]

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'm debating whether to stuff the cavities full of dirt just to make it even more fucked up looking, but it's only been outside for a day or two, and I want to see how the natural rot progresses. 

Username checks out

[Moby Ric 2058]

On 10/25/2020 at 10:59 AM, davidg said:

 

I wish I had cool neighbors like that.  Mine are lame.

[mulletpelini 5225]

On 10/22/2020 at 12:42 PM, Incredulity said:

in.

 

for the slutty costumes.

 

[davidg 4057]

Is anyone trying to do a more "contactless" method of candy delivery, like a chute or something?  People around here are all freaked out about a bunch ofkids reaching into a common bowl.
I was thinking of maybe just throwing the candy at the kids.  Make a game out of it- 5 pts for a head shot, 2 pts for a torso shot, and 1 for a limb.  Maybe compete against some of my neighbors. 

I saw this on an RV forum where people are decorating their campsites at RV resorts and passing out candy. I posted it on the RV thread but why not here too

[markstanco 12784]

Is anyone trying to do a more "contactless" method of candy delivery, like a chute or something?  People around here are all freaked out about a bunch ofkids reaching into a common bowl.
I was thinking of maybe just throwing the candy at the kids.  Make a game out of it- 5 pts for a head shot, 2 pts for a torso shot, and 1 for a limb.  Maybe compete against some of my neighbors. 

You have bigger problems to worry about. Like Thanksgiving and the shortage of single serving dishes!

[Guest Lobo]

58 minutes ago, davidg said:

 

 

I saw this on an RV forum where people are decorating their campsites at RV resorts and passing out candy. I posted it on the RV thread but why not here too


 

 

 

Candy shitter's full?  

[Bash Riprock 1695]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

The hide of this terrible gourd was so tough and resilient that it broke the old-assed hammer I was hitting it with. 

Doomlet was delighted. 

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

It demanded a sacrifice.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

37 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The hide of this terrible gourd was so tough and resilient that it broke the old-assed hammer I was hitting it with. 

Doomlet was delighted. 

 

nice Dave Matthew's looking pajama bottoms. What would you say??

[mulletpelini 5225]

How do you maintain your balance on those tiny little feet?

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

I poke lots of holes in floors because I'm also tremendously fat. 

[MissingInAction 25546]

11 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The hide of this terrible gourd was so tough and resilient that it broke the old-assed hammer I was hitting it with. 

Doomlet was delighted. 

 

The Necronumpkin needs it's own thread.

Fucking thing looks like something Cthullu would create to slay humanity.

Edited October 29, 2020 by MissingInAction