Halloween bullshit

[MissingInAction 25004]

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

Ob/Gyn departments getting in on the Halloween spirit. 

Edited October 30, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom
I wonder if those are real pubes.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

[Guest Lobo]

Those evil overgourds have turned you on to some pretty sick shit.  

Can you get a good baseline photo for us of them this morning, before overhead sun lighting is too obtrusive?  

Of course I'm mainly looking forward to the midnight photos of the evil overgourds but I've been assured by the Unholiest of Spirits that your tattered soul will not be available to upload said photographs.  Most regrettably, you have been Marked.  

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

Doomlet was a complete butthole yesterday so we didn't carve our last two pumpkins after all, though I did install the arms and legs that I received for Father's Day. 

Here's everything as of earlier today. I moved Sr. up to a protected spot on the porch to guard against shithead teenagers. 

Jr. continues to feed local fauna. Green guy is probably going to have staying power, though he's becoming more orange over time. The orange new jack is just a boring old pumpkin and is already getting mushy in spots. 

Also including a picture of the tableau in our front window. 

[demos 3002]

Some of the neighbors were handing out beer. Might need to make another run through the hood.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

28 minutes ago, demos said:

Some of the neighbors were handing out beer. Might need to make another run through the hood.

[atomheartbevo 89621]

2 hours ago, demos said:

Some of the neighbors were handing out beer. Might need to make another run through the hood.

Rosedale?

[Longboard Horn 40287]

A friend and her husband dressed up as Mike Gundy and Lincoln Riley….

[atomheartbevo 89621]

Should have been holding a bag with "DICKS" written on it.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

A friend and her husband dressed up as Mike Gundy and Lincoln Riley….

You’re friends with NowThis???

[WhatTheBuck 28772]

On 10/30/2021 at 1:31 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

1/8 oz. is really generous. 

[Superhero 8827]

On 10/27/2021 at 2:55 PM, Spaceman Spiff said:

But he should leave Bert in, right? That's where the real terror is.

[demos 3002]

Rosedale?

Nah, I’m in the 45.

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

must be a Texas fan waiting on a win.

[Brothahorn 10087]

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

The #12 car won. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

Senior has earned the right to spend the offseason indoors, while Junior will be wintering in a new thicket, given that The Man bulldozed the old neighborhood and will not be erecting a new Gourd Putrification Copse until spring. 

*and in case anyone was curious, both were displayed on our porch until this morning. 

Edited November 21, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

[Guest Lobo]

Behold, his Son is Risen. 
 

$50 that sand was taken from the beach of a boiling sea from which the broken seal emerged.  Behold the next plague; And it’s name that said on it was “play”

[JSB 677]

Don't know how you do this. I attempted this year, and mine is already a flat decomposing puddle of mush

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

19 minutes ago, JSB said:

Don't know how you do this. I attempted this year, and mine is already a flat decomposing puddle of mush

They must be Tumor Gourds™ - more of a shell or carapace to the exterior than a skin or a rind. 

And it's not easy to tell the difference when purchasing - I went 1 for 2 myself. 

[MissingInAction 25004]

2 hours ago, JSB said:

Don't know how you do this. I attempted this year, and mine is already a flat decomposing puddle of mush

Did you go to church or something? Demons can be pretty selective of their hosts.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

He has returned to sit upon his throne until next season...

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

January update. Supposed to get 6-9" today and tomorrow, so winter dormancy is imminent. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

February 1st update. It's supposed to be in the 40s for a few hours this afternoon followed by 36 hours of snow, so only a very short window for Jr. to catch a glimpse of the sun. 

 

[Catpfish 618]

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

February 1st update. It's supposed to be in the 40s for a few hours this afternoon followed by 36 hours of snow, so only a very short window for Jr. to catch a glimpse of the sun. 

 

I can't find Bert anywhere

[WhatTheBuck 28772]

I’m going to buy some crimson red Valentine’s Day candles to save for Halloween. Because Halloween candles should be the color of blood, not the color of pumpkins and candy corn. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

March update. 

We had unseasonably warm weather here in Chicago today (almost 70 - will snow again on Monday...) so my inlaws came over to hang out and they brought their dipshit Boston Terrier. As we all were lounging in the back yard, the dog saw the pumpkin and began growling and barking at it, much to the Doomlet's delight. 

 

Edited March 6, 2022 by Prepuce of Doom

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

April update. 

 

[Sandman 3403]

On 3/5/2022 at 6:53 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

dipshit Boston Terrier

I have two of these, can confirm.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

Minion-summoning season has begun. 

 

[nnm 36338]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Minion-summoning season has begun. 

 

[tfoolry 8201]

I know that he will rise again.  
 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

May update. 

Someone or something has been jostling it lately. It's been in a slightly different position on a few separate mornings recently. 

I set it upright to take this month's progress report (below), but will otherwise continue with my policy of non-intervention. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

It's trying to escape.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

56 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It's trying to escape.

To feed on human blood.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It's trying to escape.

Or showing all of us its butthole. 

[nnm 36338]

41 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Or showing all of us its butthole. 

There are a lot of you idiots that are into that. NTTAWWT

[JSB 677]

I tried to replicate this demon in my yard this year. Tried with 3 different pumpkins, and all three have failed. melted into piles of goop

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, JSB said:

I tried to replicate this demon in my yard this year. Tried with 3 different pumpkins, and all three have failed. melted into piles of goop

That's because your house isn't built on Native American burial grounds.

 

That's probably a good thing.

[MissingInAction 25004]

21 hours ago, JSB said:

I tried to replicate this demon in my yard this year. Tried with 3 different pumpkins, and all three have failed. melted into piles of goop

You have to offer the demon a sacrifice if you want it to stick around. Or so I've heard..

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

On 5/2/2022 at 1:59 PM, JSB said:

I tried to replicate this demon in my yard this year. Tried with 3 different pumpkins, and all three have failed. melted into piles of goop

It has to be a specific type of nard gourd. Really, really firm carapace, not a regular old pumpkin skin. 

It's hard to tell whether or not it's built to last when you're at the purchasing stage - I went 1 for 2 last year myself.

Keep trying, but you should also engage in some miscellaneous desecration just to cover all your bases. 

[JSB 677]

I will continue to try until I succeed, I'm no quitter

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

3 minutes ago, JSB said:

I will continue to try until I succeed, I'm no quitter

You might try a dab of lotion and not thinking about baseball. Works for me.

[Moby Ric 2058]

On 5/1/2022 at 6:57 PM, nnm said:

There are a lot of you idiots that are into that. NTTAWWT

Reported!!!!!!

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

June update. Lots of shade now. 

 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

I'm not sure that I could sleep well with that in my backyard.  Excellent work, Prepuce.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

July update.

Status quo for Junior (whatever had been occasionally disturbing him has fucked off elsewhere); Senior's brain pan is slowly shattering outward. 

 

 

[JSB 677]

Hell yes! Haven’t checked on it in a long time and I have a brittle hell demon on my hands!