Halloween bullshit

[Buzzrock 14775]

Dunno if it’s the same everywhere but Halloween decor seemed to come out extra early around us this year. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

I saw my first Christmas decorations this week.  Fuck that shit

[Underdog 27966]

The only good thing about decorations coming out early is it also means holiday Reese's pumpkins, trees are out. 

[thunderlounge 7582]

[Laxtonto 11764]

 

[SHOOTER12 8766]

On 9/24/2024 at 6:26 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I saw my first Christmas decorations this week.  Fuck that shit

Lowes here started putting out Christmas stuff a week ago.

[Longboard Horn 39798]

[MissingInAction 24262]

I give Luna a pile of pig intestines on the patio with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre score playing through the window.

One night only though.

[Celery Man 20535]

Need ideas for across the street from this

I’m thinking pitched battle

[thunderlounge 7582]

 

[Longboard Horn 39798]

[Laxtonto 11764]

[mdleast 8016]

[NWBuck 8511]

If only we had a Surly story about a Halloween lights tour as well... 

This would be worth getting our roll on:

 

[thunderlounge 7582]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 20856]

We went to the Night of 1,000 Jack-o'-Lanterns at the Chicago Botanic Garden on Friday night. Some really spectacular artistry on display. They had a bunch of different categories - movies, music, cartoons, sports, deep sea creatures, obituaries (people who died since last Halloween), etc., etc. 

But man, some of them smelled absolutely terrible.

 

Edited Sunday at 09:43 PM by Prepuce of Doom

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[Prepuce of Doom 20856]

In years past, I did my best to post update progress report photos from the Copse of Putrefication around the first of the month, but as my last updates indicated, all but one from last year (Milk Dud) went to shit, though Lemonhead left enough to make a little diorama or tableau setting. 

We also had an incident with one of the landscapers - I did my best to communicate "leave this shit alone" which apparently came across as "please make sure to remove all this shit" but I managed to salvage Milk Dud and the remnants of Lemonhead. I suspect that perhaps the landscratchers might have absconded with one, or maybe a varmint or just decay caught up with us - who knows. 

A few pictures from March and April that I never got around to posting:

 

[Prepuce of Doom 20856]

Here's what we ended up with for this year's inductees into the pantheon. 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 20856]

Here's this year's pledge class in their various stages of progression. 

Bought this one because of the funny little prolapsed anus. 

It appears to be the same species as Lemonhead from last year, so in an effort to discourage varmint consumption, I've made X-shaped eyes and a sort of slit-style mouth. The mouth is just a bunch of vertical-ish lines of holes, all of which I connected with a serrated blade. 

I fear that this one won't really come into its own until well after Halloween, but we'll see. 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 20856]

No idea whether this thing will endure the elements indefinitely or if it will decay into nothing, but I figured it was worth investigating. 

The exterior has the texture of soft peanut shells. I suspect it probably cures some diseases while likely causing others. 

It fits neatly into the carcass of Lemonhead. 

This guy is a bright yellow, so Doomlet suggested that I try to make a smiley face. I used the same new "connect the dots" technique with it's mouth (eyes are still drilled and hammered according to tradition). 

[Prepuce of Doom 20856]

The final displays. 

 

The OG is still the spookiest. 

Edited Sunday at 11:00 PM by Prepuce of Doom

[Longboard Horn 39798]

[MissingInAction 24262]

My favorite thread for Halloween.

Your home appears to be the portal to a dimension of evil and suffering of countless souls.

[Longboard Horn 39798]

[nnm 35473]

Nm. @Longboard Horn beat me to it

 

Edited Wednesday at 12:39 PM by nnm

[Al Czervik 1204]

Still love this sign from years ago. You can feel the rage in the Vieja that put it up. 

[Prepuce of Doom 20856]

It hasn't even been four days. The weird thing with the "peanut shells" is doing fine, and so is the big reddish one, but the smiley face and the conventional pumpkin are getting torn up by varmints, and mold is also setting in for the conventional pumpkin (its lid has also fallen in on itself...). 

 

[Shoxthemonkey 1972]

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It hasn't even been four days. The weird thing with the "peanut shells" is doing fine, and so is the big reddish one, but the smiley face and the conventional pumpkin are getting torn up by varmints, and mold is also setting in for the conventional pumpkin (its lid has also fallen in on itself...). 

 

They just don't make pumpkins like they used to.

[High Plains Drifter 10916]

On 10/29/2024 at 8:52 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

8 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Still love this sign from years ago. You can feel the rage in the Vieja that put it up. 

 

These bitches need to get their asses tricked. 

 

 

[ButtFumble 5065]

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

These bitches need to get their asses tricked. 

 

 

yea their lawns are getting trenched

[Longboard Horn 39798]

[nnm 35473]

In the lobby of my brother’s office building in SLC …

 

[Prepuce of Doom 20856]

Baby Dutch Yellow potatoes are proving to be every bit as popular as Ring Pops and Albanese gummi bears. 

 

[Litig8r 413]

Iykyk  

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IDK

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Carrie