The Robert Mueller Investigation

[TornACL 7696]

Bend over and cough, Paul.

I know you don't want to do this but it'll be a lot better than the next time you bend over in here.

[Eskimohorn 5626]

I’m here for the perp walk!

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

All the butthole talk reminds me of a friend of mine's story from a night in the drunk tank. There were about 40 guys in there and one toilet, which was on a sort of platform in the middle of the tank. This young black kid was flipping out about it. "They want me to shit in that? I ain't gonna shit in that. Ain't no way I'm ever gonna shit in that!" Older black guy walks over to him, puts his hand on his shoulder, and says "Oh you gon' shit, boy. You gon' shit."

[Chooky 13307]

Is Paul Manafort the first Campaign Chairman for a President elect to ever have his butthole checked in jail?  I could be wrong, but I don't think any other Campaign Chairman for the sitting President of the United States has ever had their butthole checked in jail.  Paul Manafort having his butthole checked in jail is history in real time.  

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Butthole Checks Pending in the Robert Mueller Investigation

[Chooky 13307]

[Ghost of LL 15530]

Butthole-check talk not going away.

[simplicity 9]

How many posts until buttcheck?

[SaucyJack 3488]

Paul Manafort souvenir after butthole  check

[Chooky 13307]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Butthole-check talk not going away.

It's a gaping detachment from the original topic of the thread, but it's still a fact.  This hole issue just gets more and more absurd by the moment if you really stop to ponder the depth.  We shouldn't burrow away from all of the uncomfortable details of the probe.  It's important to not let one detail cause everything to be lodged in one box. 

[jimmyjazz 45827]

I wonder if Paul Manafort could be characterized as being anal retentive?

[Pescado_Rojo 19400]

not after tonight

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I hope he gets checked by someone with Charlie Strong fingers. How does Paul Manafort's butthole take the length?

[jimmyjazz 45827]

Just now, Pods said:

I hope he gets checked by someone with Charlie Strong fingers. How does Paul Manafort's butthole take the length?

[Mojo Hand 4580]

57 minutes ago, Equinox said:

You mean his "prison wallet"?

Paul Manifort:  from the commissariat to the commissary. 

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[Hank Kingsley 20900]

 

[jimmyjazz 45827]

Rudy Giuliani has been an attorney for 50 years, and yet he seemingly doesn't understand what witness tampering is.

[Chooky 13307]

The differences between James Carville's butthole, Karl Rove's butthole and Paul Manafort's butthole is that only one of those buttholes had to be checked in a booking process in a federal detention facility.  That one butthole belonged to Paul Manafort, former Campaign Chairman to President Donald Trump.

[jimmyjazz 45827]

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

The differences between James Carville's butthole, Karl Rove's butthole and Paul Manafort's butthole is that only one of those buttholes had to be checked in a booking process in a federal detention facility.  That one butthole belonged to Paul Manafort, former Campaign Chairman to President Donald Trump.

"“Like, Manafort has nothing to do with our campaign,” Trump continued."

 

 

[Dbeasy 15031]

Encouraging to see Manafort going to jail. Implies that the whole system isn’t corrupt. So that’s nice.

[Chooky 13307]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Encouraging to see Manafort going to jail. Implies that the whole system isn’t corrupt. So that’s nice.

*hole

[shnsajax 3591]

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Bend over and cough, Paul.

I know you don't want to do this but it'll be a lot better than the next time you bend over in here.

 

[triplehorn 2664]

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Rudy Giuliani has been an attorney for 50 years, and yet he seemingly doesn't understand what witness tampering is.

End to end, I'm guessing having to check the butthole is better.

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1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Encouraging to see Manafort going to jail. Implies that the whole system isn’t corrupt. So that’s nice.

Followed immediately by Trump talking about how wrong it is that they had to go back 12 years* and Trump's lawyer dangling a pardon. Trump is trying like hell to corrupt the system as quickly as he can. 

*Of course Trump is lying. The reason Paul Manafort is in jail is because of collusion between himself and a Russian to obstruct justice and tamper with witnesses that he committed starting in February. If he hadn't done that, he'd still be out on bail. 

[Chooky 13307]

Ivanka's clothing line has added luxurious knee pads to the fall collection to suit heavy demand.  Pre-orders are already through the roof.

[triplehorn 2664]

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[Biff Tannen 45647]

I love how we elected Flea from the Big Lebowski as our president.  IT'S NOT FAIR!

 

[Chooky 13307]

 

[RomaVicta 29877]

15 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Maybe Hannah Arendt was right.

Somewhere in my memory was something somebody said about the banality of evil. Thank you for hooking me up.

Quote

Arendt found Eichmann an ordinary, rather bland, bureaucrat, who in her words, was ‘neither perverted nor sadistic’, but ‘terrifyingly normal’. He acted without any motive other than to diligently advance his career in the Nazi bureaucracy. Eichmann was not an amoral monster, she concluded in her study of the case, Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the Banality of Evil (1963).

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[4th&Five 41499]

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

I'm guessing that's what it will seem like to Manafort on burger day in the prison mess. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[jimmyjazz 45827]

McConnell's dad should have wrapped it up.

[shnsajax 3591]

Sea turtles have a lifespan up to 152 years. He needs to shut the fuck up.

[Loco 3752]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

The differences between James Carville's butthole, Karl Rove's butthole and Paul Manafort's butthole is that only one of those buttholes had to be checked in a booking process in a federal detention facility.  That one butthole belonged to Paul Manafort, former Campaign Chairman to President Donald Trump.

"OOO OOO  I'll do it!"

[David Dennison 18824]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

McConnell's dad should have wrapped it up.

[4th&Five 41499]

Turtle faced cunt. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

 

Edited June 16, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Jack Burton 35]

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

What a jackass

[Ghost of LL 15530]

My advice to Paul Manafort:

 

 

 

 

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[Brisketexan 104923]

What a jackass

McConnell is trying to cement his spot on the list of “worst Americans who ever lived.” He’s about got it wrapped up.

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol

"It's unfortunate that he's [Manafort] is jail with all kinds of poor people." - Alan Dershowitz

Heyyyyyyyyyy, fuck off Alan.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) on Friday said special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation needs to end due to recent revelations by the Department of Justice's internal watchdog.

McCarthy said the text messages sent between FBI agents during their probe of Hillary Clinton's private emails clearly discredit Mueller's team's work. 

“If this was in a court of law they would throw this case out. I think the Mueller investigation has got to stop,” McCarthy said on "Fox and Friends."

Edited June 16, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[hobbes2702 13016]

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) on Friday said special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation needs to end due to recent revelations by the Department of Justice's internal watchdog.

McCarthy said the text messages sent between FBI agents during their probe of Hillary Clinton's private emails clearly discredit Mueller's team's work. 

“If this was in a court of law they would throw this case out. I think the Mueller investigation has got to stop,” McCarthy said on "Fox and Friends."

Do people believe this shit? Lol

[TwiceHorn 31413]

57 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

"It's unfortunate that he's [Manafort] is jail with all kinds of poor people." - Alan Dershowitz

Heyyyyyyyyyy, fuck off Alan.

Dershowitz may have lost his mind, but I don't believe that's what he said.  He did rail against pretrial detention, which is a legit beef.  Manafort probably deserves it as much as anyone.

 

But when you consider it in the broader context, absent a real probability of flight before trial, it is kind of fucked up to jail people who are presumed innocent and then impose all kinds of onerous conditions and financial jeopardy if you let them out. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13562]

McCarthy is probably my fav Pub.

 

 

[hobbes2702 13016]

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Dershowitz may have lost his mind, but I don't believe that's what he said.  He did rail against pretrial detention, which is a legit beef.  Manafort probably deserves it as much as anyone.

 

But when you consider it in the broader context, absent a real probability of flight before trial, it is kind of fucked up to jail people who are presumed innocent and then impose all kinds of onerous conditions and financial jeopardy if you let them out. 

Our pre-trial bail system needs a serious overhaul but Manafort should have been sitting in a cell from day 1. If he isn’t the definition of a flight risk then I don’t know what is.

[Bama Chick 28596]

I agree about our pre-trial system but Manafort is not exactly the greatest poster child for the cause lol.

And maybe Dershowitz has been an advocate for this type of reform for decades and I just haven't read about it/seen him on TV discussing it but if he didn't give a shit about till now, I don't have time for that kind of nonsense.