Hunter “Big Gun In His Pants” Biden - Mastermind of the Biden Family Crime Syndicate

[Hanrahan 1306]

 

Sorry for posting a new thread - I’m sure this is buried (or bloody obvious) in some thread - but what is the deal with the laptop? Foxnews and Republicans are frothing at the mouth about it but all I have seen is Hunter might have had dealings with foreign businesses and Joe may have been aware/involved.

 

Neither of those are a crime or hint at a crime. People are allowed to have business relationships with foreign entities. So what am I missing?

 

[SizzleChest 8092]

Seriously?

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/8534-things-not-going-well-for-joe-biden/

Edited October 23, 2020 by SizzleChest

[Celery Man 20568]

[ztejas 42775]

Oops, sorry, already voted for his dad. Maybe next time, Fox. 

[Dark Horse 2250]

 

4 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

 

Sorry for posting a new thread - I’m sure this is buried (or bloody obvious) in some thread - but what is the deal with the laptop? Foxnews and Republicans are frothing at the mouth about it but all I have seen is Hunter might have had dealings with foreign businesses and Joe may have been aware/involved.

 

Neither of those are a crime or hint at a crime. People are allowed to have business relationships with foreign entities. So what am I missing?

 

What are you, retarded? It’s the GOP desperate shot at using Russian disinfo for their interests. 

[TwiceHorn 30834]

First off, there's nothing credible about the origin of the alleged laptop.

Second, the "evidence" from the laptop, in the form of what surely seem to be doctored or dummied-up emails, do not conclusively prove any undue influence by Hunter associates on Joe.  At the very most, Joe might have met with some foreigners in a very insubstantial forum, e.g. some kind of meet-and-greet.

You'd think if you were going to all this trouble, it would be more conclusive.

It is pretty much 100% innuendo.

[Ted Lange 15924]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28604]

It's obviously bullshit. But let's suppose it's true, and it's as bad as any Trump supporter wants to spin it. 

I'll take "Things you wouldn't give a single fuck about if a Trump did it" for $1,000, Alex. The Trumpkins have revealed themselves to be without standards or values or fixed principles. We engaged in a blockade of Qatar until they bailed out Jared's 666 5th Ave. boondoggle for a billion dollars. "But Hunter Biden!" Fucking hypocrites. They're not to be taken seriously. 

[Bateshorn 9542]

What’s up, Vlad?  

[Hanrahan 1306]

First off, there's nothing credible about the origin of the alleged laptop.
Second, the "evidence" from the laptop, in the form of what surely seem to be doctored or dummied-up emails, do not conclusively prove any undue influence by Hunter associates on Joe.  At the very most, Joe might have met with some foreigners in a very insubstantial forum, e.g. some kind of meet-and-greet.
You'd think if you were going to all this trouble, it would be more conclusive.
It is pretty much 100% innuendo.

That’s kind of what I gathered but was confused because I didn’t see anything that connected “laptop” to “crime” or “corruption.” I figured is was GOP nonsense, but can’t fathom how they don’t explain the important end of the stick.

Thank you also to the howler monkeys who reliably regurgitated semi-digested curd as a decent comment.

[DanTheHorn 4852]

He is running against Joe Biden

[TwiceHorn 30834]

21 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

 

That’s kind of what I gathered but was confused because I didn’t see anything that connected “laptop” to “crime” or “corruption.” I figured is was GOP nonsense, but can’t fathom how they don’t explain the important end of the stick.

Thank you also to the howler monkeys who reliably regurgitated semi-digested curd as a decent comment.

 

Well in Don and Rudy's perfect world, Hunter would be receiving a shit ton of money from furriners, Joe would be meeting in secret with Hunter and the furriners, and governmental shenanigans would ensue.  And a quid pro quo would be established between the shenanigans benefitting the furriners and the payment to Hunter.

But in that scenario, there would tend  to be other evidence of the shit ton of money and the governmental shenanigans, and even if you believe what has been proferred so far, there is exactly zero evidence of those things.

Edited October 23, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11511]

Just 11th hour republican crap.  I think all the conspiracy theory stuff though of the last 4 years inoculated the country to this stuff.  
 

it’s not a new observation, but appropriate here nonetheless.  He’s only reaching the people he already has.  It is the conspiracy theory pizza shop qanon guys.  He’s got their votes 100 times over already.  

[atomheartbevo 88913]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

First off, there's nothing credible about the origin of the alleged laptop.

Second, the "evidence" from the laptop, in the form of what surely seem to be doctored or dummied-up emails, do not conclusively prove any undue influence by Hunter associates on Joe.  At the very most, Joe might have met with some foreigners in a very insubstantial forum, e.g. some kind of meet-and-greet.

You'd think if you were going to all this trouble, it would be more conclusive.

It is pretty much 100% innuendo.

There's two things that stand out to me:

1. Wouldn't they be engaging in some kind of theft if they illegally obtained his actual laptop?
2. Wouldn't the whole "chain of custody" thing be shot to hell and back, if Rudy has his hands on it, Rudy's computer guy, various establishments/associates of Rudy's etc.

Seems like people do not understand that if somebody somehow gets a hold of a computer device belonging to somebody else, and pokes through it, and has their friends poke through, and gives it to other people to poke through it, that it kind of destroys any credibility that the device had.

Many moons again, I worked as a lowly hardware tech at a CompUSA (back in the 90s).  If you came across something illegal, the policy was to back away, call the cops, write down everything that you did to the computer.  The few times we had to bring in police, they were extremely careful about how everything was handled and we had to make statements about who all had access to the machine, who worked on it, etc.  The forensics people we dealt with told us multiple times that if we fucked around on our statements, that the defense lawyers would come after us and try to prove that it could have been tampered with by somebody else.

[4th&Five 41111]

 

[Guest Lobo]

President Trump, called it...on national television..."The Laptop from Hell."  

Obviously, he's never owned a Dell.  

[naija 2804]

...has compromising bookmarks to hornfans, shaggybevo and surlyhorns.

[Continental Op 3934]

17 minutes ago, naija said:

...has compromising bookmarks to hornfans, shaggybevo and surlyhorns.

Oh fuck this is worse than the Comey letter in 2016. Biden is DONE. 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

It was dropped off to the one blind computer repair guy in the country. Pretty cool actually.

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, JohnnyRage said:

It was dropped off to the one blind computer repair guy in the country. Pretty cool actually.

Ah yes, "Visually Imrepaired"  out on old highway 37?  I take all my stuff there.  

[Thatguy 8192]

3 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

 

Sorry for posting a new thread - I’m sure this is buried (or bloody obvious) in some thread - but what is the deal with the laptop? Foxnews and Republicans are frothing at the mouth about it but all I have seen is Hunter might have had dealings with foreign businesses and Joe may have been aware/involved.

 

Neither of those are a crime or hint at a crime. People are allowed to have business relationships with foreign entities. So what am I missing?

 

  Cliffnotes are as follows. GOP and Donald pulled out the same card they did in 16 vs Hillary and played it at the exact same time thinking it would give them the exact same result. Basically, Donald Trump and the GOP called Greg Davis for his advice. 

[Horn Dog 9473]

On 10/22/2020 at 11:26 PM, naija said:

...has compromising bookmarks to hornfans, shaggybevo and surlyhorns.

Yup.  Turns out Hunter is Swam4Texas

[Pato del Muerto 52036]

22 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Yup.  Turns out Hunter is Swam4Texas

Whoa. No wonder the Biden campaign doesn’t want to talk about him. 

[Covri 6149]

On 10/22/2020 at 7:53 PM, Celery Man said:

Haven’t been following this laptop story at all since it’s obviously bullshit, but what’s the deal with this picture?

 

 

On 10/22/2020 at 11:21 PM, Thatguy said:

  Cliffnotes are as follows. GOP and Donald pulled out the same card they did in 16 vs Hillary and played it at the exact same time thinking it would give them the exact same result. Basically, Donald Trump and the GOP called Greg Davis for his advice. 

Code name: bubble screen

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, Covri said:

Haven’t been following this laptop story at all since it’s obviously bullshit, but what’s the deal with this picture?

It's a Banksy interpretation of Kayleigh meeting Nosferatu at America's Best Value Inn.  

[GW Hayduke 1943]

2 minutes ago, Covri said:

Haven’t been following this laptop story at all since it’s obviously bullshit, but what’s the deal with this picture?

 

 

Code name: bubble screen

Like everyone else, Rudy has to lay down on a bed when he "tucks in his shirt" while in the presence of a young woman 

[yoladu 4044]

On 10/22/2020 at 10:26 PM, naija said:

...has compromising bookmarks to hornfans, shaggybevo and surlyhorns.

^^ that has got to be one beat-up, old, janky laptop.

seriously, a son of a former Vice President, living in Los Angeles, drops off a personal laptop in Delaware to a small shop run by a legally blind guy and then never bothers to pick it up or leave any contact info?

 

[Gatorubet 29538]

It was dropped off to the one blind computer repair guy in the country. Pretty cool actually.

It’s a money laundering scam, “Biden sore, house lost, him gone”....or maybe “Biden tore South Austin’s mom...”

[Satchel 6901]

The truth about Hunter Biden and the charges against him:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/hunter-biden-investigation-ukraine-b2065240.html

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

Does it matter if I argue Hunter Biden or laptops aren't real or both? Which gets more "biggest threat to democracy" points? Is there a realtor with a flagpole I need to blame for taking down 'murica?

Edited April 27, 2022 by Harrison Bergeron

[atomheartbevo 88913]

Given the chain-of-custody, you can't trust much of what's on the laptop.

But if this was true, it's awesome, and Republican cucks will be even more upset and obsessed with him.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/06/hunter-biden-attributes-his-penis-obsession-to-body-dysmorphia/

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Hunter Biden said his obsession with naked selfies was a result of “body dysmorphia,” according to a rambling screed found in the notes of his hard drive.

“I loved to be reassured that my 9-inch very big penis was actually big. It may sound funny to you but its [sic] body dysmorphia … I know my penis is almost twice the size of an average man’s penis,” the first son wrote on July 12, 2018. The note was found in the hard drive of a laptop Biden left at a Delaware computer store in April 2019.

Quote

In addition to his web of shady overseas business dealings, one of the most recurring and consistent themes in the abandoned laptop are homemade pornography, selfies in varying states of undress, drug use, and images he took of his manhood in various states of arousal. 

Just one day after writing the note, Hunter Biden posted a series of images of himself having sex with an unnamed woman.

There's a lot of guys out there with really tiny dicks, like really small, less than 6 inches or so, but for those of us who can barely top out at around 7-inches, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

[elfenix 34075]

 

 

Edited August 7, 2022 by elfenix
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[Loather 127]

Well boys, it turns out the laptop is real. I realize you liberals are generally dishonest and hypocritical, and will proudly boast that you don't care about any of this, but for that small fraction of you with honesty, self-awarness and some knowledge of history this should be very concerning. And it puts a few questions to rest.

(1) Is the president's son a drug abusing, whore monger, living off of his father's political position? Why, yes he is.

(2) Is the media completely corrupt and essentially just a propaganda arm of the Democratic party? Apparently.

(3) Has Joe Biden, Hunter biden, and Joe's brother (Basically the whole family) made careers out of influence peddling? Looks like it.

(4) Did about 50 current and former intelligence figures knowingly lie and claim the laptop was "Russian Disinformation" to help defeat Trump? Yes, probably most of them knew it was real, Hunter never denied that any of it, some media outletts reported it accuratly

(5) Did corporate and social media platforms intentionally black out the story to help defeat Trump? Yes

The election was so close, especially in a handfull of swing states that this likely changed the election outcome. The fact that most liberals I speak with acknoledge this is all true but claim to not care is simply frightning. This is way bigger than Donald Trump. I personally believe that Trump is a baffoon, but we cannot have a functioning democracy without the media being at least somewhat impartial.

[chainsaw 9573]

On 8/7/2022 at 1:27 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Given the chain-of-custody, you can't trust much of what's on the laptop.

This is true.

5 minutes ago, Loather said:

Well boys, it turns out the laptop is real.

This, not so much.

Hunter is living his best life, and voters have never cared about him.

[Fudge Nuggets 18899]

13 minutes ago, Loather said:

(5) Did corporate and social media platforms intentionally black out the story to help defeat Trump? Yes

World’s worst information blackout considering you fucking idiots have been screeching nonstop about it for two years now. I believe the term you are looking for is “nothingberder”.

Dumbass.

Traitor.

[B00M 6024]

10 minutes ago, Loather said:

The election was so close, especially in a handfull of swing states that this likely changed the election outcome. 

Show your work

[babysdaddy 2708]

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Well boys, it turns out the laptop is real. I realize you liberals are generally dishonest and hypocritical, and will proudly boast that you don't care about any of this, but for that small fraction of you with honesty, self-awarness and some knowledge of history this should be very concerning. And it puts a few questions to rest.
(1) Is the president's son a drug abusing, whore monger, living off of his father's political position? Why, yes he is.
(2) Is the media completely corrupt and essentially just a propaganda arm of the Democratic party? Apparently.
(3) Has Joe Biden, Hunter biden, and Joe's brother (Basically the whole family) made careers out of influence peddling? Looks like it.
(4) Did about 50 current and former intelligence figures knowingly lie and claim the laptop was "Russian Disinformation" to help defeat Trump? Yes, probably most of them knew it was real, Hunter never denied that any of it, some media outletts reported it accuratly
(5) Did corporate and social media platforms intentionally black out the story to help defeat Trump? Yes
The election was so close, especially in a handfull of swing states that this likely changed the election outcome. The fact that most liberals I speak with acknoledge this is all true but claim to not care is simply frightning. This is way bigger than Donald Trump. I personally believe that Trump is a baffoon, but we cannot have a functioning democracy without the media being at least somewhat impartial.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3545]

Well boys, it turns out the laptop is real. I realize you liberals are generally dishonest and hypocritical, and will proudly boast that you don't care about any of this, but for that small fraction of you with honesty, self-awarness and some knowledge of history this should be very concerning. And it puts a few questions to rest.
(1) Is the president's son a drug abusing, whore monger, living off of his father's political position? Why, yes he is.
(2) Is the media completely corrupt and essentially just a propaganda arm of the Democratic party? Apparently.
(3) Has Joe Biden, Hunter biden, and Joe's brother (Basically the whole family) made careers out of influence peddling? Looks like it.
(4) Did about 50 current and former intelligence figures knowingly lie and claim the laptop was "Russian Disinformation" to help defeat Trump? Yes, probably most of them knew it was real, Hunter never denied that any of it, some media outletts reported it accuratly
(5) Did corporate and social media platforms intentionally black out the story to help defeat Trump? Yes
The election was so close, especially in a handfull of swing states that this likely changed the election outcome. The fact that most liberals I speak with acknoledge this is all true but claim to not care is simply frightning. This is way bigger than Donald Trump. I personally believe that Trump is a baffoon, but we cannot have a functioning democracy without the media being at least somewhat impartial.

Well shit. You caught us.

[Loather 127]

Haha, appreciate it guys

[Captainant 26902]

Annie, you gotta step up your sock game 

[Ted Lange 15924]

Hunter should just on social media and scream WITCH HUNT!  Maybe have Bill Barr write up a summary for him. Then everything just goes away.  

[TwiceHorn 30834]

Also, this news is at least a month old maybe two.

Your item 1) is accurate.  No one has ever disputed that.  Addicts do all kinds of fucked up shit, their parents can't stop them.

The origin story of the laptop is stranger than fiction, i mean it came through this guy, a known liar

and this guy

The media was just asking questions, and rightfully so.

What about Don, Jr. though?  I don't think he has a very big dick.

[Gengs1 2583]

Be honest, your just mad he has a third leg and loves some women.

 

[Guest]

Eh, I'll play.

- I care nothing about Hunter Biden, his laptop, his lewd photos, or his drug use. That's because he is not in a position of power in our country's government. It's the same as Don Jr. or Roger Clinton.

- I care nothing about his business dealings, except if they somehow illegally involve his father, who IS in a position of power.

- If they were to be investigated and found that President Biden did something illegal, then he should be punished. No one is above the law. See how easy that is? He's not a god and I'm not a member of a cult. 

- Anything I've heard about what "might" have happened regarding the President pales in comparison to sowing distrust in our democracy and calling a mob to storm our nation's capitol. What Biden is supposed to have done wouldn't even make the top 10 of bullshit that Donald Trump pulled in office. 

 

[Beau Vine 53653]

50 minutes ago, Loather said:

The election was so close, especially in a handfull of swing states that this likely changed the election outcome.

I really try not to use the r-word, but you are so literally fucking retarded that I'm going to make an exception.  

[Walser 1090]

We should impeach Hunter

[Burt 4044]

Hunter is the most despicable president in our nation's history. 

[TexArcher 37040]

1 hour ago, Loather said:

Well boys, it turns out the laptop is real. I realize you liberals are generally dishonest and hypocritical, and will proudly boast that you don't care about any of this, but for that small fraction of you with honesty, self-awarness and some knowledge of history this should be very concerning. And it puts a few questions to rest.

(1) Is the president's son a drug abusing, whore monger, living off of his father's political position? Why, yes he is.

(2) Is the media completely corrupt and essentially just a propaganda arm of the Democratic party? Apparently.

(3) Has Joe Biden, Hunter biden, and Joe's brother (Basically the whole family) made careers out of influence peddling? Looks like it.

(4) Did about 50 current and former intelligence figures knowingly lie and claim the laptop was "Russian Disinformation" to help defeat Trump? Yes, probably most of them knew it was real, Hunter never denied that any of it, some media outletts reported it accuratly

(5) Did corporate and social media platforms intentionally black out the story to help defeat Trump? Yes

The election was so close, especially in a handfull of swing states that this likely changed the election outcome. The fact that most liberals I speak with acknoledge this is all true but claim to not care is simply frightning. This is way bigger than Donald Trump. I personally believe that Trump is a baffoon, but we cannot have a functioning democracy without the media being at least somewhat impartial.

 

[BrickHorn 18028]

Wait. Hunter Biden owned a real laptop?!? 

What a momentous scandal!