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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Nancy Mace when she finally gets Hunter alone... 

 

 

56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1 -- fantastic reference.

2 -- goddammit, I miss Madeline Kahn.

"Baby, I'm not from Havana"

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Only time you worry about a Trump loyalist is when they quit bitching.  

and of course Hunter left the hearing, he was an ANTIFA/FBI plant and had to leave the Capitol before shit went down Ashli Babbitt style.  

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33 minutes ago, Nuge said:

I would think its because she's the cunt that displayed his cock for the world to see.

yeah, I didn't think there was any mystery here. she revenge porn'd him and he didn't want to strangle a sitting congresswoman with his cock, so he left the room. what else is there to discuss?

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So when hunter doesn’t appear in congress the Rs bitch and scream. 
 

and when hunter does appear on congress, the Rs bitch and scream. 

Performative outrage all the time. It's the history of healthcare reform sped up 100x.

"Universal Health Care? Fuck no! We have an alternative plan!"

"Fine. Let's do that."

"DEATH PANELS!"

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From what could tell ( yes my linked tweets are out of order possibly) was that after they all got their five minutes grandstanding and repeated delays and interruptions they were finally giving ol’ three toes her chance to show her “evidence” and Hunter was like fuck this let’s go. Similar to how when you and your friends are at a bar and it’s tree sloths and bridge trolls everywhere and the novelty wears off and one of you is like let’s bounce and everyone moves at once to the door.

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

not at all, just curious if there was specific reasoning behind leaving at that exact moment.

From what I have seen in the above clips his arrival and movements don't have a choregraphed feel to them, but the side by side above when he leaves looks the most intentional.

MTG is sure to be the outrageous, most awful “money quote”‘ of the committee hearing. 

Hunter walks out and all the cameras follow him to hear his lawyer’s statement instead. 
 

Master press move. 

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36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My favorit part of the picture remains the dude sitting behind Boobert, with the thought bubble of "man....crazy white bitches."

That's Byron Donald from FL who is a fucking moron.  

Aaron Donald from the LA Rams would be a better congressman.

 

 

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Couldn't help myself.  Was in a waiting room one time and called MTG's D.C. and district office.  They have to know my voice by now.  I asked where they got the Hunter photographs enlarged for the committee hearing and with zero sense of humor or irony, the two Deputy Chiefs of Staff both said, "The Congresswoman just had them around the office."   Like how you or I would have a picture in our office of a loved one or favorite athlete or musician or something.  "So she just had them around?"  YES, sir.

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16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Wait....Hunter is a hard-partier, master cocksman, hung like a donkey, AND a lawyer?  I'd forgotten that part.  Give me one reason -- ONE -- why he shouldn't be my hero.  Yeah, you can't do it, can you?

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....Hunter is a hard-partier, master cocksman, hung like a donkey, AND a lawyer?  I'd forgotten that part.  Give me one reason -- ONE -- why he shouldn't be my hero.  Yeah, you can't do it, can you?

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8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

He should have hired Envogue along with his attorney.   Whenever MTG shows his dick pics, Envogue should then start singing that "never gonna get it" part. 

Dammit. If I gotta get an ear-worm, then every slack-ass in here gets an ear-worm.

 

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21 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Would it be illegal to print out screenshots of Hunters dong and send them to MTG? 

He should show up with print outs of her 3 toed feet 

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14 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Would it be illegal to print out screenshots of Hunters dong and send them to MTG? 

Why bother? You know she has them all already printed out and probably bound in a fine leather scrap book that she takes everywhere with her along with her pipe bombs. 

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Yep. She's absolutely grudged rubbed one out to Hunter's dong pics. She was having 3-ways with crossfit dork guys, for shit's sake. The thought of her getting spit roasted by a coked up Hunter's hog leg had her flicking her bean with great anger, boys.

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18 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yep. She's absolutely grudged rubbed one out to Hunter's dong pics. She was having 3-ways with crossfit dork guys, for shit's sake. The thought of her getting spit roasted by a coked up Hunter's hog leg had her flicking her bean with great anger, boys.

Welp.

After 40 years of heterosexuality, I’m hanging it up.

 

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39 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yep. She's absolutely grudged rubbed one out to Hunter's dong pics. She was having 3-ways with crossfit dork guys, for shit's sake. The thought of her getting spit roasted by a coked up Hunter's hog leg had her flicking her bean with great anger, boys.

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22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

About what, the crossfit guys? Here, these are the guys she fucked. Grab your astroglide and enjor yourself, chooch:
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Oh come on Marge, even I would not with those two

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28 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

About what, the crossfit guys? Here, these are the guys she fucked. Grab your astroglide and enjor yourself, chooch:
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I can't believe she fucked a Zangief cosplayer.

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Ricky Gervais Lol GIF

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I can't believe she fucked a Zangief cosplayer.

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Well, that character is Russian, so it's totally believable. I bet the dude even faked a Russian accent for her during foreplay.

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50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

About what, the crossfit guys? Here, these are the guys she fucked. Grab your astroglide and enjor yourself, chooch:
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Astroglide?!  Spit and curl, baby.  Just like God intended. 

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50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 


I’d like to ask for a reasonable request.

-No

Why not?

-Because I said so

That’s not an answer

-Well I’m chairman.

Other chairman in other committees don’t do that

-well I’m the chairman of THIS committee and I do.

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hunter Biden walked in, dropped his balls and walked out 

And Marge and Mace are big mad he didn’t drop them on their faces. Poor gals

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