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4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

https://www.publicnotice.co/p/comer-smirnov-russian-disinfo-biden-impeachment

How Comer and company learned to love Russian disinformation: The Biden bribery smear was obvious Kremlin bullcrap. Republicans don't care.

fucking Comer is carrying on this investigation exactly as you would expect from any random backfuck, red-dick KY farmer who's significantly dumber than your avg. mailman.

Fox was all in on Russian Hoax 2.0 last week

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Flipping channels in the car for a couple of hours last night and during my 10-15 minutes that I was listening to Fox News channel - host or guest (not sure how) makes a general comment that Hunter Biden should testify before the committee in an open session. He was saying what is Hunter trying to hide by testifying in a closed sesson - to which I started to laugh because Hunter was asking to testify in on open session, he actually show up, unannounced, for an open session and there were threats to arrest him on contempt for not coming to a closed session.
My question is who, on the committee, is so afraid to take Hunter Bidens testimony in an open session and/or what question is he being asked that members don't want the public to hear.

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Flipping channels in the car for a couple of hours last night and during my 10-15 minutes that I was listening to Fox News channel - host or guest (not sure how) makes a general comment that Hunter Biden should testify before the committee in an open session. He was saying what is Hunter trying to hide by testifying in a closed sesson - to which I started to laugh because Hunter was asking to testify in on open session, he actually show up, unannounced, for an open session and there were threats to arrest him on contempt for not coming to a closed session.
My question is who, on the committee, is so afraid to take Hunter Bidens testimony in an open session and/or what question is he being asked that members don't want the public to hear.

Well, since they are all a bunch of cucks they are probably asking him if he would use his big dong on their wives while they watch. 

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25 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

My question is who, on the committee, is so afraid to take Hunter Bidens testimony in an open session and/or what question is he being asked that members don't want the public to hear.

James Comer, for starters. Andy Biggs too. What other Republicans are in the committee? Them too. It’s all a farce and they’re all spineless cowards who are just doing Trump’s bidding. 

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20 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

James Comer, for starters. Andy Biggs too. What other Republicans are in the committee? Them too. It’s all a farce and they’re all spineless cowards who are just doing Trump’s bidding. 

The whole committee is not letting any of the closed door transcripts out because it makes it much harder to spin testimony negatively when you have the whole thing plus context. 

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i've been trying to tell the twitter magats this but they're all fucking morons:
 

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Mr. Gaetz. What value did you bring to Burisma?

The Witness. I would love to, again, read you the entirety of my resume.

Mr. Gaetz. No, that's the things you did before Burisma. I mean, when you
were working at Burisma --

The Witness. Well, that's the value that I brought to Burisma. The things that I did before, my experience, the vast experience that I had. I was on over 13 different boards. I was the chairman of the board of the largest humanitarian organization, that supports the largest humanitarian organization in the world. I was the vice chairman of the board of the largest national passenger rail system.

Mr. Gaetz. Mr. Biden, I don't need you to go back through your resume.

The Witness. You just asked --

Mr. Gaetz. The question is, how did you deploy that experience for a million bucks a year for Burisma?

The Witness. How did I deploy that experience? By serving on the board in a transparent and ethical way, providing the best advice that I could give. Just like any other board member on any other company in any other organization, that's how you provide your value. And the value is your experience. The value is your ability to then transfer that experience into real-world action.

Mr. Gaetz. But you didn't have any experience as an energy executive, did you?

The Witness. Well, I would -- I would like you to understand what a board is. If you look at any board, most boards do not pick board members that are necessarily members of the particular industry in which they are in. What they do is they pull from different areas in which there is a need. They didn't need anyone to tell them about how to drill natural gas. What they needed someone to do is to be able to help them with oversight and accountability and to do corporate governance. What they needed was someone like Alan Apter, who was not an energy executive but a lawyer in -- working at --

Mr. Gaetz. What need did you fill?

The Witness. What they -- I'm not finished. What they needed was someone like Cofer Black, who had a wide range of experience in foreign policy and in that area of the world. What they needed was like -- someone like President Kwasniewski, who had a real understanding of the issues and the pressures that they were under at the time, none of
which were energy executives. And I don't -- I would challenge you to look at the Fortune 500 companies.

Mr. Gaetz. What need did you fill, Mr. Biden? What need did you fill?

The Witness. What need? Was corporate governance. And I was an of counsel to Boies Schiller, one of the best law firms in the world at the time, and I, you know, specialized in corporate governance. I was the chairman of the corporate governance on the Amtrak board.

 

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Mr. Gaetz. Were you on drugs when you were on the Burisma board?

The Witness. Mr. Gaetz, look me in the eye. You really think that's appropriate to ask me?

Mr. Gaetz. Absolutely.

The Witness. Of all the people sitting around this table, do you think that's appropriate to ask me?

 

 

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https://oversight.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Hunter-Biden-Transcript_Redacted.pdf

 

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The Witness. How is contemplation -- let me ask a question. How is contemplation of something evidence of involvement? I alone contemplate. I contemplate that one day you and I are going to be great friends. Is that ever going to happen, Mr. Gaetz? I don't think so.

 

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Not that I didn't realize this already, but sure painting a pretty good picture why they didn't want the hearing to be open. Hunter, despite his many faults, it's pretty damn quick on his feet.

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7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Not that I didn't realize this already, but sure painting a pretty good picture why they didn't want the hearing to be open. Hunter, despite his many faults, it's pretty damn quick on his feet.

He got that BDE

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Murderer's row of fuckbois. Mace doesn't crack the top 10 of cray.

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James Comer, Kentucky, Chair

Jim Jordan, Ohio

Mike Turner, Ohio

Paul Gosar, Arizona

Virginia Foxx, North Carolina

Glenn Grothman, Wisconsin

Michael Cloud, Texas (from December 6, 2023)

Gary Palmer, Alabama

Clay Higgins, Louisiana

Pete Sessions, Texas

Andy Biggs, Arizona

Nancy Mace, South Carolina

Jake LaTurner, Kansas

Pat Fallon, Texas

Byron Donalds, Florida

Kelly Armstrong, North Dakota

Scott Perry, Pennsylvania

William Timmons, South Carolina

Tim Burchett, Tennessee

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Georgia

Lisa McClain, Michigan

Lauren Boebert, Colorado

Russell Fry, South Carolina

Anna Paulina Luna, Florida

Chuck Edwards, North Carolina (until December 6, 2023)

Nick Langworthy, New York

Eric Burlison, Missouri

Michael Waltz, Florida

 

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2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Hunter testifying that he has an Apple laptop. When was the last Mac that had a removable hard drive? The Delaware guy definitely implied it was a PC.

My wifes old 2015MBP has a removable HDD

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4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This is hysterical (cross-posted because I wasn't quite sure where to put it):

 

Wow and at the end, the reporter throws it back to "Ana" to discuss how Russia is influencing American politics.

Sweatergawd the simulation is leaking

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Wow and at the end, the reporter throws it back to "Ana" to discuss how Russia is influencing American politics.

Sweatergawd the simulation is leaking

I feel like it's that robot that was designed to leak hydraulic fluid and its only job was to put it back in so it could live. That's the simulation at this point. 

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3 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

JFC, guess I haven't had the distinct displeasure of really taking in the full grotesquerie of Comer before... that is one hydrocephalic, Gingrich-esque noggin there 

And he's likely to be a frontrunner for 2026 Senate since Mitch is not running for re-election

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27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And he's likely to be a frontrunner for 2026 Senate since Mitch is not running for re-election

Fortunately he's not nearly as smart or clever as cocaine mitch. I don't think that seat would ever go blue in this cycle, so it's still a net loss for em

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