Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

[Pancho 44,186]

oh boy, here we go.

bourbon poured with truly & vodka's loaded and ready should this game get really fun.

 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,923]

Knowing this will drive me to drinking too much, I'm waiting to pop open my first beer until the last second.

[BigHorn'13 3,352]

Well this outta be... something. 

[Pancho 44,186]

 

 

 

 

[LTtxfan 48,824]

Herman's at his breaking point...

[SDG 3,319]

4 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Knowing this will drive me to drinking too much, I'm waiting to pop open my first beer until the last second.

I just started on my third...

[ztejas 43,198]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

 

They'll fit right in with the rest of the team then. 

[Longboard Horn 40,008]

Only way to deal with the game today...

[Helobious 9,465]

Underrated thread title imo. And I hate that song.

[FloridaHorn 4,729]

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

 

Hopefully the rest of our guys TRY and play today also

[LTtxfan 48,824]

So bailor starting LT and center are out today??

 

(Sorry, already drinkin' heavily to make today's TEXAS game more fun...😁)

[4th&Five 41,444]

I have something to do at 4, so will likely miss the second half and overtime. I’m not upset by this. 

[SDG 3,319]

Damn; those jerseys are nice with the no names on the back.  

[TrashMaster G 17,339]

14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Underrated thread title imo. And I hate that song.

I'm cool enough to not have a fucking clue what the reference is.

[horn.g20 109]

anyone have a link. sportsurge is sucking.

[ztejas 43,198]

Black feels appropriate today.

I know I said I wouldn't watch but I lied. I will watch with at times feigned indifference, and at other times genuine apathy. If Texas plays its cards right I might work that all the way up to ambivalent surprise.

Edited October 24, 2020 by ztejas

[Native Horn 3,476]

I'm just here for the gangbang.

[Mikey4 2,476]

I'm really working to sober up. Thinking about taking a shot every time our team makes a good play.

[Red Five 40,574]

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

Damn; those jerseys are nice with the no names on the back.  

We're got our real helmets back too.

Really contrasts well with the off-peach color on the field. 

[52-80 19,047]

can you believe that Coastal Carolina is ranked, but Texas isnt?

[ztejas 43,198]

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

I'm really working to sober up. Thinking about taking a shot every time our team makes a good play.

We make plenty of good plays. Take a shot when we don't follow them up with offensive line penalties, have them called back for an inelligble receiver or illegal formation, or turn the ball over on the next possession.

[Brothahorn 10,083]

can you believe that Coastal Carolina is ranked, but Texas isnt?

Tim Beck was ranked, too.

[Drew 2,322]

We excited or nah...

[Knoxtnhorn 5,923]

Just now, Drew said:

We excited or nah...

I'm kind of excited to go into a game with few expectations other than that I know I probably won't throw a fit if something goes wrong.

[Native Horn 3,476]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm kind of excited to go into a game with few expectations other than that I know I probably won't throw a fit if something goes wrong.

And neither will Tom Herman.

[LTtxfan 48,824]

12 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

I'm really working to sober up. Thinking about taking a shot every time our team makes a good play.

 

I'm choosing to go the opposite direction... Drink, Drink, and more Drinking... 

[Drew 2,322]

I mean the first time the refs throw a flag on a soft contact DPI and then completely miss one on our guys, yeah...that'll get my blood boiling.

 

But nothing the team does will mostly get a rise out of me today.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,923]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm kind of excited to go into a game with few expectations other than that I know I probably won't throw a fit if something goes wrong.

That sentence made sense in my head.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

13 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

can you believe that Coastal Carolina is ranked, but Texas isnt?

Yes. Yes I can. 

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

Per IT, Hookfin is out today and may be done for the year

[Knoxtnhorn 5,923]

Best part is that my wife is in the other room watching America's other dumpster fire - Tennessee.  She's a grad.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,923]

1 minute ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Per IT, Hookfin is out today and may be done for the year

Does Texas lead the world in non-game injuries?

[ztejas 43,198]

Time to ruin my Saturday. Expecting Texas to win by 14 so I lose money on Baylor +9 AND Herman gets to stick around for another week.

[ztejas 43,198]

6 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

And neither will Tom Herman.

Chewing out officials is really, really hard.

Edited October 24, 2020 by ztejas

[SDG 3,319]

At this rate we'll likely miss half the first with 6mins left in the NC game..

[Surly Bevo 24,687]

I expect us to win 2-0 when the Baylor punter falls on his ass in the end zone late in the 4th quarter

[LTtxfan 48,824]

Fuckin' sucks waiting on a Mack blowout win to end to watch TEXAS game...

FUCK... 😠

[tejas60 3,521]

3 minutes ago, SDG said:

At this rate we'll likely miss half the first with 6mins left in the NC game..

[UTEX_ME 4,752]

Marty Smith is a fucking hack. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,850]

I told myself I wasn't going to watch, but I have to see the meltdown. God I hate myself. 

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

At this rate we'll likely miss half the first with 6mins left in the NC game..

You can always stream the Spanish broadcast while you wait for the UNC game to end

[nycHorn 2,954]

Marty Smith is a fucking hack. 

He’s a hillbilly load that should have been swallowed by sister.

[msucolt45 3,978]

Hook’em - all three phases today! Please!

[nycHorn 2,954]

Marty Smith is a fucking hack. 

He’s a hillbilly load that should have been swallowed by sister.

[Errestaurants 2,570]

Just got done mowing. Have i missed anything? Is Tom Herman still our coach? 

[JFKFC 4,878]

I'm focused. My urination is crystal clear. 

 

I'm ready.

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Go ahead and edge it up too.  You’re good. 
 

[The Tower 362]

Why am I going to subject to myself with mediocrity 

[RMac5 1,548]

Yes he is unfortunately.

[UTEX_ME 4,752]

ah Dusty Dvorcheck... is there a broadcast booth that doesn't have a Texas hater besides Klatt ?