Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

[The_highest_of_fives 608]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Decline it and take the points

I can’t believe they rekicked it.

[Fastbreak 3,982]

Not getting shutout today bitches 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,359]

You cannot lift heavy weights and maintain the kind of touch needed to make pinpoint passes.

[Get ln My Van 927]

I’m not enjoying this

[A’Dam Psycho 1,470]

Is Rojo dead?

[Duane Moore 5,237]

FYI Jaylen Waddle getting taken by ambulance to the hospital for leg injury. 

[pops 6,980]

Texas looking to hang half a dozen by halftime

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,090]

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Wtf is this shit? Is there an 80mph wind?

embarassing 

You wake up early for this shit-show, too?

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Why did they blow the whistle on an offsides?

Forget it Jake, it's the Big 12

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Ingram is so average he cant even beat a Baylor team with 2 days of practice. 

They are well rested!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

Come on down, Urban. 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Why did they blow the whistle on an offsides?

Forget it Jake, it's the Big 12

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

I got a 502 bad gateway message. Wut? It blinked and came back. I thought the borkage was fixed?

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

dp

Edited October 24, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[4th&Five 41,514]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

FYI Jaylen Waddle getting taken by ambulance to the hospital for leg injury. 

I guess we won’t have to worry about him in the playoff game then. 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Not getting shutout today bitches 

[squeegeedegg 723]

Egregious hold no call on 3rd and 6 and Ingram gets 3..

[tbone_ 14,110]

Fantastic

[Vito Andolini 9,124]

Can that dude repost the pic of the hottie in the bikini on every page, just to make this afternoon somewhat worthwhile?

[MrBig 5,384]

9 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

Baylor game prep.

Baylor Family Friday?

[UDontKnow 10,439]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

I guess we won’t have to worry about him in the playoff game then. 

No, but maybe Saban processes him and then he transfers to Texas.

[LTtxfan 49,144]

Winning is Hard !!

 

If peewee herman is your head coach...I

FUCK!!! 😠

[Helobious 9,450]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

what in the holy fuck... the refs fucking refused to allow the play to happen and we had already done the subs 20 seconds earlier

That’s the new defensive strategy fad, subbing in as late as possible. By rule the refs have to give you a chance to match the offensive subs, and there’s no rule saying you have to sub as soon as the offense does it. 

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

This will be 9-6 type of game. These two chuckle fucks won't embarass the other to good of friends. 

[hornmpa96 2,618]

How do the refs get to force a delay of game penalty?

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

What a fucking defensive battle! Reminds me of the slug fests of yesteryear. 
 

9-6 Texas wins. Herman out Herman’s aranda for the huge program changing win! 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,026]

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I got a 502 bad gateway message. Wut? It blinked and came back. I thought the borkage was fixed?

Tom Herman out front should have told ya 

Edited October 24, 2020 by Shut up Lou Holtz

[TotallyLegit 3,052]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

I got a 502 bad gateway message. Wut? It blinked and came back. I thought the borkage was fixed?

Weird. Shit.

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

FYI Jaylen Waddle getting taken by ambulance to the hospital for leg injury. 

Prothro’d?

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

our corners are worthless

[HtownHorn 14,667]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

No, but maybe Saban processes him and then he transfers to Texas.

On one leg, he'd be the best WR on the roster in terms of getting separation.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,026]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

our corners are worthless

Yup 

[pearlandhorn 3,269]

There’s that defense we’ve come to know.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

Anyone can throw on our defense. They'll either get a foul or catch the ball. 

[SDG 3,319]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

our corners are team is worthless

fifu

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Where’s the flexing?

[Kel Varnsen 8,458]

Our coaches are stealing money

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

Sweet spin moves 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Baylor don’t care.  Baylor does what it wants . 

[OU Sucks 8,797]

I was told passing downfield wasn't allowed in this game.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

What is this forward pass?

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,026]

Brewer spinning and falling is funny

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

noice move brewer

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

Baylor about to put the dagger in 

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

3rd and Ash

[Stunns38 3,460]

Herman: Dave, go lightly on me.
Dave: ok, we’ll just run it

[westexhorn 2,013]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

our corners are worthless

can't get good practice if the WRs are bad too

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,026]

Hey we did something!

[Vito Andolini 9,124]

Brewer has scrambled eggs for brains, he may want to watch the actual scrambling.

[perfectchaos007 6,625]

Almost BJ