Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

[Mo Horn 8,937]

 Remember y'all, winning is hard. You just don't walk out on the field and beat the likes of Baylor. 

[Happy Gilmore 1,004]

Fucking christ.... Our DBs have bricks for hands 

[ztejas 44,217]

Can Urban come out and hit Herman with one of these right before half 

[AUS-97HORN 12,046]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That’s the new defensive strategy fad, subbing in as late as possible. By rule the refs have to give you a chance to match the offensive subs, and there’s no rule saying you have to sub as soon as the offense does it. 

I know the offensive sub requirement.  I dont understand how in the fuck the refs can force the delay of game to happen when there wasnt a late substitution.   

You are saying that from now on, if a team goes to kick a FG, the defense can literally run back and forth for 20 seconds to do a replacement while the refs hold the game up?

[HillaryFan420 121]

Most pussified football game I’ve ever seen.

[FOXHOUND 1,182]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Fucking christ.... Our DBs have bricks for hands 

Well, he does have a big cast on his hands. 

[HtownHorn 15,244]

Do Herman and Aranda share the same brain?

[Nicole44 22,265]

Ha! Fan doing the Hook’em to a cardboard fan!

[GreenspointTexas 9,947]

Worst punt in cfb history

 

even with no one rushing him, baylor punter still kicks it into the end zone

 

lmao

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

giving us this fucking game and it will be 3-3 if we are lucky at the half

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,106]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Almost BJ

Sounds like a bad date 

[Longboard Horn 41,350]

Surprised the Bears didn't kick a field goal 

[USNALonghorn 5,172]

Lol Baylor is a pussy team, too

[AUS-97HORN 12,046]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Fucking christ.... Our DBs have bricks for hands 

well, thats why they arent WRs ....  

[Bigbend1812 13,047]

lol.  WTF Baylor?

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

rhrow the fucking ball dumbass

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,247]

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

Most pussified football game I’ve ever seen.

You've missed our other games against shitty teams?

[Asu2215 268]

Baylor should forfeit on principle of punting from the 30.

 

[TheBryMan81 2,633]

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Fucking christ.... Our DBs have bricks for hands 

In all fairness, BJ is wearing a cast on one hand

[Bigbend1812 13,047]

So much Power.

[Happy Gilmore 1,004]

Aranda and Herman are both pulling their pants down and taking a shit in front of both fan bases. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,947]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Surprised the Bears didn't kick a field goal 

Their fg kicker is god awful

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,388]

5 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

How do the refs get to force a delay of game penalty?

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

Tom coaches scared..... we've had that before.  This game plan is chicken shit.

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

Never hire from Cal Lutheran 

[hornmpa96 2,652]

The one positive thing i see is that the corners are attacking their blockers in screens and the wide running game. That’s been an improvement today.

[SDG 3,335]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Almost BJ

blue balls suck.

[Helobious 9,813]

My god these teams are fucking horrible.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,651]

Even though the game was not like the first time it would be fun to play with the other teams that we could have played for a little while it is a great idea and 

[GreenspointTexas 9,947]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I know the offensive sub requirement.  I dont understand how in the fuck the refs can force the delay of game to happen when there wasnt a late substitution.   

You are saying that from now on, if a team goes to kick a FG, the defense can literally run back and forth for 20 seconds to do a replacement while the refs hold the game up?

Yes. Teams do this on purpose all the time in cfb

[Flash 29]

Holy shit the coaching in this game is next level. Actually punting to gain 15 yds. And that is after taking a delay penalty.. I get the kickers suck, but why not go for it?

[ioueleventybilliondollars 107]

I feel like I'm watching a game of pat-a-cake converted into a football game

[Juke_Em 47]

Lol punting at your opponent's 30 is a new one for me

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,247]

Herman: dur 

 

Aranda: dur

[Kel Varnsen 8,748]

Just now, Xian said:

Even though the game was not like the first time it would be fun to play with the other teams that we could have played for a little while it is a great idea and 

[Duane Moore 5,681]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Prothro’d?

Hope it’s not that bad, but looks like his season may be over. 

[runthebone 8,369]

Punting there was stupid.  Well, it makes sense if you have a consistent shanker like we do.

[6th Street 6,665]

So Baylor nets 10 yards of field position by punting

[JesusSweatDuck 18,054]

Fire Tom Herman

[HillaryFan420 121]

47 yard field goal attempt vs 10 whole yards of field position. Lmao.

[Happy Gilmore 1,004]

2 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

In all fairness, BJ is wearing a cast on one hand

[TommyGufano 6,023]

Missed the first 10ish mins. Tuned in during middle of Baylors FG drive. How uninspiring was what I missed?

[Netanyahu for TCU 12]

Rooting for you guys today. FUCK Baylor! In fact, fuck the entire town of Waco!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,106]

1 minute ago, Juke_Em said:

Lol punting at your opponent's 30 is a new one for me

Sounds like something Herman would do 

[AUS-97HORN 12,046]

I just cant....

[CurlyDumps 4,642]

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

Even though the game was not like the first time it would be fun to play with the other teams that we could have played for a little while it is a great idea and 

Come again?

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

Ready to move on from Sam. There I said it. Love his passion but ready to move on. 

[Boogaloo 268]

Well there goes the good field position 

[Brandywine 1,330]

Is this season almost over?

[SDG 3,335]

Sam is not good against BU.