Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

[Nicole44 22023]

Just now, 6th Street said:

So Baylor nets 10 yards of field position by punting

What’s the Baylor fight song? 

[FOXHOUND 1014]

Throw the ball away Sam...

[LTtxfan 48928]

TEXAS Offense...

15yrs passing...

63yrs rushing...

2nd qtr and 10 minutes left

[Vito Andolini 9086]

Yep, Aranda seems like a dumbass, too. You gain 10 yards rather than take a shot there at converting a fourth down (penalties are always an opportunity) or the 47 yard FG.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Jesus Christ we suck

[MonkeyDoughnut 10134]

Cornhole is on ESPN3 if anyone needs more excitement.

[Horn80 6074]

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Lol Baylor is a pussy team, too

Well, they are Rapelor after all.

Edited October 24, 2020 by Horn80

[Funk Doctor Spock 11912]

Awesome sack. Our line is great. Hand was an awesome hire. 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

dude... any of our other WRs and thats a TD

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Sweet fancy Moses, look at 5hat!

[Longboard Horn 40069]

Tarik Black!

[Bullneck 18976]

I thought he was going to stumble and fall for a second.

 

[Nicole44 22023]

Just now, FOXHOUND said:

Throw the ball away Sam...

Excellent 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

Sam redeemed himself 

[Duane Moore 5236]

Welp, so much for Cosmi’s PFF

[Fudbelty 2785]

Is this real life.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Sam not smart.

[Zepol87 9163]

Holy shit. Didn't think we could still do that

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Lol Tarik is so slow.

Edited October 24, 2020 by USNALonghorn

[MrPhlegm 3413]

damn he didnt get in

[HtownHorn 14446]

Our skill talent is so fucking slow.

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

Everyone ran down black. 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Tarik Black almost Daniel Jones'd 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11912]

Honestly, we should have known this team is full of pussies when LSU talked shit and was drinking our water and we just stood there. 

[HuntinHorn 975]

From zero to hero in a play

[sith_horn 2367]

18 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

I think Sam and Texas are hiding a rotator cuff injury, but this is absurd

If that were so, Casey should be playing.

[Bigbend1812 12877]

Black almost Jones’d himself 

Edited October 24, 2020 by Bigbend1812

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

How slow is he? Jesus Christ. 

[immamac 42492]

how the fuck is he so slow. He had daylight and he got caught by their WHOLE team

[Pam Cummings 9553]

13 pages, enthusiasm down

[MrPhlegm 3413]

damn he didnt get in

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Our fourth year senior QB has to be smarter than that.

[OU Sucks 8744]

Yeah, they were stunned because we've run the ball 88% of the time.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Just now, MrPhlegm said:

damn he didnt get in

Field goal it is, I guess.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Sam redeemed himself 

Hit receiver in stride and it’s a TD.

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

I cant wait to see what Toms first play will be inside the red zone.

I fully expect us to do some idiotic trick play and lose 3-5 yards

[FOXHOUND 1014]

Just now, immamac said:

how the fuck is he so slow. He had daylight and he got caught by their WHOLE team

Being a little bow legged affects speed I guess. 

[SDG 3319]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yep, Aranda seems like a dumbass, too. You gain 10 yards rather than take a shot there at converting a fourth down (penalties are always an opportunity) or the 47 yard FG.

Remember midget wrestling back in the 80-90's?  This is like that.  

[Chips O'Toole 1316]

We have like 5 skill players that can get the ball 15 yards behind every defender and get run down between the 20-10. 

[Pam Cummings 9553]

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Hit receiver in stride and it’s a TD.

No way, Tariq is so slow for getting run down like that.

[Dbeasy 14953]

Cornhole is on ESPN3 if anyone needs more excitement.

I’ve watched that a few times. The at has to be the lamest sport in world history to watch.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

how the fuck is he so slow. He had daylight and he got caught by their WHOLE team

He practically had to stop for Sam’s throw.

[LTtxfan 48928]

TEXAS with a forward pass for 60+ yards ???

must be the late 1960's...

[SDG 3319]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yep, Aranda seems like a dumbass, too. You gain 10 yards rather than take a shot there at converting a fourth down (penalties are always an opportunity) or the 47 yard FG.

Remember midget wrestling back in the 80-90's?  This is like that.  

[satyanash 14276]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

how the fuck is he so slow. He had daylight and he got caught by their WHOLE team

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Didn't he have a few knee injuries?  I'll cut him some slack.  Also they are probably not used to so much open field.  

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Hit receiver in stride and it’s a TD.

Hit a faster receiver you mean 

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

Spent a quarter and a half setting that up, only to get  the worlds slowest 22 year old behind the defense for a couple seconds. 
 

imagine a race between black and ingram

Edited October 24, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[FloridaHorn 4735]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

How slow is he? Jesus Christ. 

Let’s just say he ain’t beating CTJ in a 40.

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Schooler is faster than Black

 

and Money is faster than Schooler