Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

[Longboard Horn 41350]

Shane looked so much better against Baylor in 2018

[Funk Doctor Spock 13275]

So many points scored. We may win 6-3

[Hiphopopotamos 21186]

Two god damn field goals.

[MillerEP 30901]

We’re Benjamin button here, getting worse week by week

[Vito Andolini 9440]

If that FG was actually good, it wasn’t by much

[Fastbreak 4044]

Did he make that? Looked way off 

[The Ghost of Hau Pham 41]

How was that not targeting?

Agreed. Don’t know how they missed that, that’s the kind of hit the rule was designed to avoid....

[Get ln My Van 934]

Gonna be nice to have an accurate QB some day 

[927 E. 41st 1124]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What’s the Baylor fight song? 

Something rapey.

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

Are they still broke?

Looks like he breaks them every time he runs. 

[Poolflood 845]

Why do we even trot a tightend out there.  They can't block and we don't throw to them.  Fuck we suck

[utee94 16079]

This Texas team doesn't do anything well.

They're just bad at football.

Sucking sucks.

[ClubWhatever 12283]

There is zero offensive advantage to putting #80 out wide.  Yet we do it on half our plays. 

[Herpa Derpa 6343]

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

He's too slow. He looked a lot faster last year at Michigan 

That's because he was surrounded by Michigan players.

[Yuk 1613]

Tarik Black is apparently not very fast.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

[Longboard Horn 41350]

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Fucking sucks to be a longhorn fan right now 

This past decade feels just like the McWilliams and Mackovic years all over again... at least they each won the conference at least once.  

[MrPhlegm 3413]

you know you guys wishing for urban he's gonna suck too

[hookem48 4837]

we're the slowest team in the history of football

[pearlandhorn 3343]

2 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Fucking sucks to be a longhorn fan right now 

Right now? You mean the past decade right?

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2114]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

This past decade feels just like the McWilliams and Mackovic years all over again... at least they each won the conference at least once.  

Very true 

[NAVY 6969]

After watching this shit I really don’t want to sing the eyes either 

[Vito Andolini 9440]

Well, we’re doing what we should do after having a bye week against a Covid depleted Baylor team, mudholing their lousy asses!

What? It’s 6-3? Never mind.

[Cajun 11772]

Texas "skill" players running drills -

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2114]

AT&T Lily is my favorite. Anyone have NSAA on that one?

[Newy25 7916]

You have to like having Brewer on the field to use him as an extra blocker in the pocket. Then watching him simply wave at a pass rusher going by him. Literally fucking useless. 

[AUS-97HORN 12049]

I am really starting to think something is wrong with Sam.  he's missing thows left right and center.  He occasionally missed throws last year. This year hes missing more throws than ever

[Bigbend1812 13053]

We are winning! 

[Sgt Hulk 14425]

Of Tom isn’t fired after this shit show he’s not getting fired 

[Hiphopopotamos 21186]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

we're the slowest team in the history of football

Plenty of fast guys on this team - but they sit so that Cade Brewer can get his snaps.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13427]

6 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

No way, Tariq is so slow for getting run down like that.

 

6 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Hit a faster receiver you mean 

 

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

are you drunk?  3 Baylor players ran him down with a 4th getting close.  he was  10 yards wide open

Watch it again. He had to turn, almost stop, and then stumbled trying to get back around. He lost all his momentum. He’s slow but a OL probably scores on that play if Sam could hit a receiver in stride.

[pearlandhorn 3343]

None of the players on offense look like they give a fuck at all.

[Wishbone 4956]

Lame Duck team in a pillow fight with a Lame team. So much lame.

[squeegeedegg 730]

McKnight is a fraud

[LTtxfan 49985]

This feels like "How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory"

[Nueces River Rat 5794]

Bevo is even saying WTF?

[HtownHorn 15236]

Where was Foster going?

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2114]

Foster needs to make that play on brewer 

[ztejas 44223]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

This feels like "How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory"

That basically sums up Herman's entire career here.

[Fudbelty 2809]

Y’all see that awesome front to back back to front work there by 25. That’s allll coaching.

[Longboard Horn 41350]

This is our team right now. Especially on offense 

[UhhhIdk 125]

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Shane looked so much better against Baylor in 2018

I miss him, we got the short end of the stick on that transfer 

[Longboard Horn 41350]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Of Tom isn’t fired after this shit show he’s not getting fired 

Then we should fire CDC 

[SDG 3335]

Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

AT&T Lily is my favorite. Anyone have NSAA on that one?

There's a whole thread.  I'm just hoping that when my iPhone 12 pro max shows up she finally acknowledges I exist.

[Cajun 11772]

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

None of the players on offense look like they give a fuck at all.

To be fair, neither do I.

[nycHorn 3123]

Baylor is trying to outdo us in being shitty.

[pearlandhorn 3343]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

This feels like "How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory"

Yep. Tom is going to fuck around, not go for the jugular and Baylor will have a last minute drive and win the game. Tom will throw the defense under the bus in postgame and CDC will fire him as he leaves the stage.

[Bigbend1812 13053]

Just run that again

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Even though he booms every kick for a touchback, I would take Power over Bujcevski

[NAVY 6969]

This team wipes back to front