Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Our WRs are the biggest pussies in the big 12. Cant get off the bump and run coverage to save their lives

[Wishbone 4759]

I think he got his balls caught in the Baylor players facemask. At least that’s the rumor.

Edited October 24, 2020 by Wishbone

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Very racist...

Even if he got it from Baylor’s QB?

[Dilligas 666]

Perfectly designed and executed game plan by the Hermanator. Limit offensive plays by the oh so dangerous Baylor offensive juggernaut while taking advantage of every chance to put points on the board no matter how insignificant.

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Perfectly designed and executed game plan by the Hermanator. Limit offensive plays by the oh so dangerous Baylor offensive juggernaut while taking advantage of every chance to put points on the board no matter how insignificant.

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

I would prefer if he were on a different team's plane.

[Vito Andolini 9125]

2 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

One of those Boeing 737 MAX’s?

[tejas60 3533]

nah, one John Denver built.

[SDG 3319]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

One of those Boeing 737 MAX’s?

If those are the ones that crash for no reason then yeah.  

[UhhhIdk 125]

Sam and Tom should head home for the day and we should see what Yurcich and Casey or Card can do without the two stooges holding the team back. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

7 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

 

[ztejas 43418]

Just now, UhhhIdk said:

Sam and Tom should head home for the day and we should see what Yurcich and Casey or Card can do without the two stooges holding the team back. 

Man. I just can't even get it up to neg stuff like this anymore. 

[TrashMaster G 17551]

Just now, UhhhIdk said:

Sam and Tom should head home for the day and we should see what Yurcich and Casey or Card can do without the two stooges holding the team back. 

Sam is a stooge holding us back?

You're a fucking moron.

[SDG 3319]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Man. I just can't even get it up to neg stuff like this anymore. 

Took care of it for you.  

[atomheartbevo 89648]

10 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I would prefer if he were on a different team's plane.

[FloridaHorn 4754]

7 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

nah, one John Denver built.

With Harrison Ford driving

[Wishbone 4759]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Man. I just can't even get it up to neg stuff like this anymore. 

I gotcha.

[MillerEP 30454]

One of those Boeing 737 MAX’s?

Spruce goose

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Who is stadium announcer again?

 

they just did the throwback video from ‘99 (gimme a phat beat vid), and the announcer just shouted “GIMME A FAT BREAK!”

 

 

i slid off my chair

[EastTexan 662]

At least uniforms are cool. No names and no bs on front. Urban ordered them.

[perfectchaos007 6634]

I hope Ossai's injury isn't season ending

[Longboard Horn 40301]

Alright let's get a touchdown this first drive and shit down their neck 

[williemackgarza 1826]

Never seen an Asian Ref before.

Sum tin wong

[LTtxfan 49170]

Can TEXAS finally win a 3rd quarter... 

 

probably not

[ousux 5597]

If Joe O is out for a while, defense is fucked more than usual


Bye bye Tom

[UTEX_ME 4762]

"establish the run"

[Radical Larry 28582]

 

[Longboard Horn 40301]

1 minute ago, williemackgarza said:

Sum tin wong

Ho Lee Fook

[ousux 5597]

Sorry, I'm on delay..just realized I shouldnt be posting

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Feed bijan

[USNALonghorn 5078]

The staff just realized we have a 5 star back.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Alright let's get a touchdown this first drive and shit down their neck 

Herman hasnt done that - ever.

 

We are the kings of either being way behind in the 4th needing Sam miracles to get points, or be way ahead in the 4th and watch TH tutle every fucking possion doing 3 straight runs into a 9 man front followed by a punt and other team roaring down the field to score and make it close

[USNALonghorn 5078]

My god, Sam’s deep ball is horrific.

[MillerEP 30454]

Ehlinger just can’t connect with smith

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

More Bijan 

[williemackgarza 1826]

What, uptempo working? Lets slow it down. The folder says to

[zlavydra 2119]

Moving with expedience.

[williemackgarza 1826]

The 1 hand db punked us

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

wow... I didnt know defensive backs were allowed to look back and watch the ball to defend it

[Horn80 6118]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

"establish the run"

Z plane, Z plane....

[Poolflood 845]

hey guys!  Now we're playing BOTH tight ends at the same time.  Fuck. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

sam is so frustrating in the pocket.

[atomheartbevo 89648]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

My god, Sam’s deep ball is horrific.

Yeah, but have you seem him balls deep?

[dcar00 14181]

sam is taking a beating...

[Stunns38 3460]

The line actually gave him time, could have gotten a good chunk if he ran.

[Vito Andolini 9125]

That DB must really be better than his backup to still be playing with that club

[MillerEP 30454]

There we go

[Mo Horn 8832]

Hey, Jake caught one

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Smith hurt?

[Fudbelty 2788]

Jake Smith 1 catch 8 yards and injured

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Hey, Jake caught one

and was wincing getting up