Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

[hookem48 4843]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Yup full on turtle time. Fucking so much time left but fuck keeping your foot on the gas right?

2 passes are turtle?

[Fudbelty 2809]

Anyone know the RB’s nickname?  

[CooperB 13]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This announcer can't get anyone's name right

Nor basic football terminology...”shot clock”? Really?

[Dark Horse 2424]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

We don’t need to, Baylor’s garbage

Oh yeah, is the game over?

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

like clockwork with this team... get a 2 score lead, make zero attempt to do anything when you get the ball, and then let the other team drive right down the field to score and make it a much closer game. 

[dcar00 14948]

this team is full of pussies.  its so comical at this point.

[Dark Horse 2424]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

We don’t need to, Baylor’s garbage

Oh yeah, is the game over?

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Can't fucking tackle.

[MillerEP 30902]

Lol he thought he saw a hole

[dcar00 14948]

quit with the stupid ass celebrations.  

[Fudbelty 2809]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Can't fucking tackle.

You ever tried tackling a squirrel? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

Just now, 927 E. 41st said:

It's gone cold in N. Texas, I'll have to chase it around the hot tub.

 

Yep, it was like 46 here yesterday. Good thing tomorrow will be 81. Ah, Texas weather 

[Dahobbs 18305]

Jesus defense. 

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

holy shit... we actually stuffed them 

[UhhhIdk 125]

Is Sterns considered a bust now? 

[Stunns38 3805]

Oh yeah, is the game over?

Baylor may be worse than Kansas

[GreenspointTexas 9963]

Hes def gonna miss this FG

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

this team is full of pussies.  its so comical at this point.

[MIkeHoncho 2019]

yeah, this is about right.  good stop, chance to put team away, shitty drive, let team score and get back in it, tight game until the end vs. shittier team. 

[dcar00 14948]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

like clockwork with this team Tom Herman... get a 2 score lead, make zero attempt to do anything when you get the ball, and then let the other team drive right down the field to score and make it a much closer game. 

fify

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

Just now, UhhhIdk said:

Is Sterns considered a bust now? 

No. He'll go on to the NFL and have a career. He just looks like he's not good on this team. 

[Wishbone 4958]

Lol! 

[HtownHorn 15230]

Herman is calling plays for Aranda. He's considering it his audition for a future job.

[FOXHOUND 1182]

Good thing Baylor sucks ass. 

[USNALonghorn 5173]

Hahahahaha fuck Baylor 

[horn.g20 109]

Fedora is Baylor's biggest problem lol

[ioueleventybilliondollars 107]

Should have punted

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

We are going to win the 3rd quarter!

[Alien Octopus 665]

23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, but have you seem him balls deep?

Sound more like Colt

[Not a Sock 2366]

Holy shit Baylor is fucking trash, what the fuck was that jet sweep on 3 and 9?

[dcar00 14948]

Just now, horn.g20 said:

Fedora is Baylor's biggest problem lol

Tom can just get an apartment in Waco after we fire his ass and hire Urban.

[EastTexan 672]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He called the stadium "DKM" earlier

When shitty at the football, you get the shitty announcers.

[dcar00 14948]

Just now, Not a Sock said:

Holy shit Baylor is fucking trash, what the fuck was that jet sweep on 3 and 9?

Fedora is an idiot.  our best player is out and he doesn't go right at his replacement.

[HtownHorn 15230]

Shit, I forgot, when was the last time a Herman team opened the 2nd half with a TD drive?

[hookem48 4843]

1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Holy shit Baylor is fucking trash, what the fuck was that jet sweep on 3 and 9?

well that normally works against us

[Whitewater Horn 972]

Texas winning a 3rd quarter against a conference team and it feels like we’re losing 

[Dilligas 687]

Lot of 502 BAD GATEWAY’s today. Imagine if we were losing

[El Diablo 4232]

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

like clockwork with this team... get a 2 score lead, make zero attempt to do anything when you get the ball, and then let the other team drive right down the field to score and make it a much closer game. 

This is the kicker who missed 3 FG's against WVU. You're good.

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

finally Tom didnt just sit back 

[USNALonghorn 5173]

Wiley is a breath of fresh air.

[Hiphopopotamos 21189]

PLAY JARED WILEY!

[HtownHorn 15230]

Holy shit, a vertical route to a TE.

[MillerEP 30902]

6’7”, we should recruit more basketball players

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

Holy shit, a vertical route to a TE.

Holy shit, not taking our foot off the gas!

[A’Dam Psycho 1499]

Who’s that guy?

[Bigbend1812 13056]

Wiley?????  What???

[dcar00 14948]

Wiley is good.  

 

[hookem48 4843]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

finally Tom didnt just sit back 

we were throwing last drive also, no one open

[immamac 44324]

Fixed. 

[USNALonghorn 5173]

Ingram’s running is so underwhelming