Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

[Vito Andolini 9098]

Ingram had a Bad Gateway on that carry

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Haha fuck your Baylor.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Ingram got slower after he gained weight last summer

[dcar00 14028]

there was the play that would have beaten OU.

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

wow- you mean to tell me that a play with designed movement in the red zone has a chance to work??  holy cow

[zlavydra 2116]

Haha. Kerstetter tackled the rapelor dude there

[tbone_ 14020]

Serious hold not called

[Dilligas 664]

Anyone have Sams moms number. Asking for me

[HtownHorn 14468]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

PLAY JARED WILEY!

Yeah, he should never leave the field when Texas has the ball.

[TrashMaster G 17385]

4 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Texas winning a 3rd quarter against a conference team and it feels like we’re losing 

Because you are paying attention to all the whining vaginas on this thread.

[clapclapclap 9000]

More Bad Gateways than even Bad Teammate posts.

Edited October 24, 2020 by clapclapclap
But scoring TD's, woohoo!

[hookem48 4631]

Sam not walking so well

[Poolflood 845]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Fixed. 

No.  Baylor just sucks ass.

[dcar00 14028]

Just now, zlavydra said:

Haha. Kerstetter tackled the rapelor dude there

yep.  shocked we didn't get called there.    we only get calls against Baylor and Kansas.

[satyanash 14280]

Holy fuck we got lucky. Kerstetter got away with a massive hold.

[Dahobbs 17420]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

wow- you mean to tell me that a play with designed movement in the red zone has a chance to work??  holy cow

Tom was shocked too. 

[MillerEP 30339]

Might be able to sit ehlinger in the fourth

[LTtxfan 48952]

Sam limping on sideline... Might be time to have Casey take some snaps in this 4th quarter...

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Bijan avg 6 a carry 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

So disappointing to see the rest of the team shun Ehlinger as soon as he gets back to the sideline. Clearly the team is fractured because he stood for the Eyes two weeks ago.

[Duane Moore 5236]

This is what we should have done to that garbage TCU team

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Play Casey and send Sam to his cryotherapy in the 4th.

[Longboard Horn 40102]

4th quarter. Now the real question is, will Tom turtle like he always does?

 

[dcar00 14028]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

This is what we should have done to that garbage TCU team

yes but half their team didn't have covid

[Longboard Horn 40102]

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

This is what we should have done to that garbage TCU team

EXACTLY THIS! However we didn't cuz Mensa development and play calling 

[Horn Draoi 254]

Sam limping and probably hurt. OTOH, his mom doesn’t seem to be limping, and is definitely in my wheelhouse.............

[dcar00 14028]

..

Edited October 24, 2020 by dcar00

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

15 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Woodard? Wrong team, dipshit. 

This guy can't even get the right sport. Shot clock and end of the period. Who the fuck is this asshole

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

2 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

So disappointing to see the rest of the team shun Ehlinger as soon as he gets back to the sideline. Clearly the team is fractured because he stood for the Eyes two weeks ago.

[LTtxfan 48952]

40 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Can TEXAS finally win a 3rd quarter... 

 

probably not

So glad to be wrong!!!

3rd qtr...   Texas 14pts     bailor  0

 

[Mdhorn 5910]

3 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Ingram got slower after he gained weight last summer

He seems much slower, especially when he runs laterally.  I would begin giving Bijan his carries.  Ingram's seriously regressing--cant's say whether it's because he's thinking, slow reacting or just has limited change of direction.  I think commentary said he was banged up?  I dunno, but that's what I'm hoping.  

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

anyone got the digits on the MM selfie chick...

[MillerEP 30339]

Brewer is due to throw an int

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Down 24 they stay sucking Brewers dick 

[LTtxfan 48952]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

anyone got the digits on the MM selfie chick...

867-5309

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

Worst

targeting

call

ive

ever

seen

 

 

one of the worst calls in cfb history

[UTEX_ME 4754]

If Baylor comes back now it will be their largest ever. 

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

that isnt even FUCKING close to targeting

[Zepol87 9168]

What the fuck is this call?

[Stunns38 3357]

Here come the big 12 refs...

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

That wasn’t even in the same multiverse as targeting

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

So now they call targeting?

[millhouse 2587]

Really shitty call there

[Hook1997 5270]

Why did it take till late in the game for Johnson to get carries?

[dcar00 14028]

what in the hell with that flag.  you have to be kidding me.  this conference is soooooooooo fucking Pussy.  

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Not targeting 

[ztejas 43262]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Worst

targeting

call

ive

ever

seen

 

 

one of the worst calls in cfb history

Minus most of the calls from the TCU game 

[TrashMaster G 17385]

Absolutely not targeting

[Bluemoon3287 56]

I’m sick of the apologists for 26 and especially 11.  No. 11 certainly doesn’t walk on water in my book and he hasn’t even found the damned lake when he throws deep. Gawd he misses often. Shadows of Tebow

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Someone in the stands go down and fucking hit this ref with a bat. Wtf