Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

[Dbeasy 15042]

Tom brought in Woody Haye’s rotting corpse to help diagnose what’s wrong with the team.

[JFKFC 4878]

Only down by 3. Much better than I expected. Will Keaontay fumble in the 2nd or 3rd quarter.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I have more yards walking to the kitchen than we have in the first quarter.

I took a shit with more yards than we have this quarter.

Edited October 24, 2020 by TotallyLegit

[Bigbend1812 12915]

 

Baylor game prep.

[pearlandhorn 3269]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I feel like I'm watching my dog take it's last few breaths after battling terminal pancreatic cancer. I should just let her die in piece but I need to watch.

I’m here to watch herman squirm. Every Baylor score is one nail hammered in to his coffin as the Texas head coach.

[ioueleventybilliondollars 107]

Texas has been practicing too hard: not enough gas in the tank for today's game. Meanwhile, BU has been resting up for the game. You can see it in the 1st qtr play.

[Dilligas 666]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I feel like I'm watching my dog take it's last few breaths after battling terminal pancreatic cancer. I should just let her die in piece but I need to watch.

I’m gonna finish watching Hereditary while following this thread. Horror double feature

[dcar00 14154]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Tom must have been told he's done. He's gonna take us down farther with him

yep.  everyone is full of quit despite the tackle celebrations after 6 yard gains.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Just now, JFKFC said:

Only down by 3. Much better than I expected. Will Keaontay fumble in the 2nd or 3rd quarter.

Yes and yes 

[Bullneck 19073]

3 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

Maybe against Akins and Crockett when he played at Westlake 

He's ever better against Crockett and Tubbs.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

we need to quick kick more

[Horn Draoi 254]

I think Sam and Texas are hiding a rotator cuff injury, but this is absurd

[6th Street 6390]

Just wait until Sunday, that's our time to shine

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Leave it to Tom Herman to wipe his ass with the '70 title team lore before he heads out. 

[ztejas 43411]

Just now, Dilligas said:

I’m gonna finish watching Hereditary while following this thread. Horror double feature

Great film.

[TonyTexas 10508]

1 minute ago, Tigersnake said:

Herman has to be feeling that the stakes are high for his job, but has he ever considered just saying "Fuck it", and letting his nuts hang? I don't think he has...

 

I think both the team and the coaches have said “fuck it”

[Stunns38 3460]

He needs to stop spinning, just asking for a strip

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

[perfectchaos007 6626]

Hurry up offense has diminishing returns for us

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

He knows he’s fired lol

[millhouse 2603]

Two losses in a row and a bye week to think about it, glad these guys are so motivated. What a shitshow we have become 

[ztejas 43411]

Hey - if we win out is there a scenario where we don't make the CCG? 

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

How bad is it when a Jimbo offense is more creative than yours?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

fucking tapa aint updating

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

Our offense is beyond shitty 

[CockadoodleHorn 40]

Since Tom won’t be around much longer I wish they would show his wife a little more before they leave!

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

I hope card plays at some point to really blow the minds of the announcers. 

[Mo Horn 8831]

I'm all for establishing a run game, but this is ridiculous

[Bigbend1812 12915]

wow 1’s vs 1’s at smash ball to see who gets control of the ping pong tables .

[dcar00 14154]

sam gonna have to hero ball this again to win.

Aranda is gonna pants Herman anc Yurcich with 3rd stringers

[Fastbreak 3982]

Bringing 1940s football back 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

wow.... a throw downfield that got caught

[Dark Horse 2279]

Shoulder looked ok on that throw. Play calling just sucks. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

throw the fucking ball

[Fudbelty 2788]

Is the forward pass legal this year?

[SDG 3319]

quit throwing behind the line.  

[HtownHorn 14668]

Offensive skill players have no energy right now. Just going through the motions.

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

Wtf?

[UTEX_ME 4762]

I hate that play

[perfectchaos007 6626]

The hell was that Sam?

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Sam... wtf

[4th&Five 41516]

The fuck was that?

[Bullneck 19073]

Overhand pitchout was too cute.

[dcar00 14154]

what the fuck is that.  run the ball Sam

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2026]

What the fuck was that Sam 

[Fudbelty 2788]

No way

[MrPhlegm 3413]

what the fuck is that shit

[texashorn13 228]

And why the hell is Kai Money playing every down. WTF?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

What a dumbass play

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

sigh... 

Ingram has to beat 1 guy to get the first and doesnt