#9 CINCY @ #16 SMU, 8pm ESPN2

[Bullneck 18996]

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Watching in my yard, very drunk, probably passing neighbors off.

We got lucky there.

Looks like the set from "Bathe In My Milk."

[Bullneck 18996]

Keep moving the ball.  Would be great to be tied going into the half.

[ztejas 43266]

Granson, catch the fucking football. Someone get this guy a key bump and a Vegas bomb or something. Shit.

@Bullneck I was going to ask if he lived in Malaysia

Edited October 25, 2020 by ztejas

[ztejas 43266]

That stuff on 3rd and 1 at the 50 was the play of the first half so far. 

[TwiceHorn 31304]

Sweet Christ, what just happened there.

[elfenix 34182]

that was bill o'brian clock management

[ztejas 43266]

Yeah wait. What the fuck just happened. Why are there 5 seconds of the clock?

Jesus Dykes. Did you forget they restart the clock on 1sts now?

Edited October 25, 2020 by ztejas

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

So is Shane a better QB than Sam? I wish Rex was still around. Oh well.

cc: @Dr. Beeper

[LTtxfan 48986]

Dykes should have called timeout at 24 second mark...

Gave up two shots for a TD -- 4pt mistake

 

Edited October 25, 2020 by LTtxfan

[ztejas 43266]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Dykes should have called timeout at 24 second mark...

Gave up two shots for a TD -- 4pt mistake

 

We should have hurried up a draw to UB and then called timeout unless he scored.

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So is Shane a better QB than Sam?

Not in Tom Herman's offense. That was obvious from the start. 

[Huckleberry 32704]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Dykes should have called timeout at 24 second mark...

Gave up two shots for a TD -- 4pt mistake

 

The most embarrassing part of that screwup was Dykes standing there and staring at his offense with a disgusted look on his face. You're the head coach, why didn't you understand the situation and call a timeout? 

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Not in Tom Herman's offense. That was obvious from the start. 

I think it more has to do with Shane improving a LOT since 2017 and Sam being basically the same player for a couple years now.

[LTtxfan 48986]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

We should have hurried up a draw to UB and then called timeout unless he scored.

smu had two timeouts left with 24 seconds at approx 10yd line...

Call 1st timeout, and run at least two pass plays to try for TD.  If sacked or stopped short, then use 2nd timeout.

Stupid clock mgt...

(hope makes sense, kinda drunk 😋)

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I think it more has to do with Shane improving a LOT since 2017 and Sam being basically the same player for a couple years now.

Shane isn't suited for Tom's offense. I knew he'd transfer. 

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

smu had two timeouts left with 24 seconds at approx 10yd line...

Call 1st timeout, and run at least two pass plays to try for TD.  If sacked or stopped short, then use 2nd timeout.

Stupid clock mgt...

(hope makes sense, kinda drunk 😋)

I know. I'm saying we had advanced the chains twice in two plays. Would have been a great opportunity for a hurry up shot. 

[LTtxfan 48986]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The most embarrassing part of that screwup was Dykes standing there and staring at his offense with a disgusted look on his face. You're the head coach, why didn't you understand the situation and call a timeout? 

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Shane wasn't suited for Tom's offense. I knew he'd transfer. 

This is the point I'm making^

Shane is pretty damn well suited for any offense at this point.

[ztejas 43266]

Wish we could have seen this game outside of Covid. Stadium would have been packed for the first time in a long time. 

[closetohumping 17406]

that sweet clock management to end the half.  wtf man

[ztejas 43266]

Shane trying to lead the receiver to Waxahachie on that throw 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

that sweet clock management to end the half.  wtf man

Shane was trained well in his three years with us...

[ztejas 43266]

We never do anything to defeat stereotypes in our crowd shots. 

[ztejas 43266]

Good effort at least.

And that's a bad flag for 55 to pick up. Can't be doing that.

[ztejas 43266]

Another TD here and it's ballgame. 

Still not sure I can beleive the fuckup that transpired at the end of the first half.

[pops 6974]

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We never do anything to defeat stereotypes in our crowd shots. 

I mean demographics aren't exactly stereotypes 

[pops 6974]

Just now, ztejas said:

Another TD here and it's ballgame. 

Still not sure I can beleive the fuckup that transpired at the end of the first half.

Yep. 

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, pops said:

I mean demographics aren't exactly stereotypes 

Yes. More referring to the haircuts, outfits and accessories.

[pops 6974]

Need to somehow hold to a fg here or this shit is over. 

[TwiceHorn 31304]

Welp.

[pops 6974]

Welp

[ztejas 43266]

Well hold the phone if Granson is catching balls now this may still be a game.

[Bullneck 18996]

INT.  Wheels are really coming off here.

[pops 6974]

All beuchelle can do is hit receivers in the hands. Geezus h

[ztejas 43266]

There's still hope dammit

[millhouse 2587]

Pussy ass fg

[ztejas 43266]

Driving home trying to follow ESPN play by play which is FUBAR. Reversing yardage on plays, omitting plays, telling me we kicked a FG on 3rd down.

[millhouse 2587]

Well well well what do we have here?

[pops 6974]

That could help

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Looks like the set from "Bathe In My Milk."

U made me Google that:

https://www.snopes.com/news/2019/05/21/bathe-in-my-milk-photographs/

Spoiler

 

[pops 6974]

Catch a fucking ball! 

[ztejas 43266]

6 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Pussy ass fg

Yeah well your mother smells of elderberries and your father was a hamster 

[millhouse 2587]

Catch the fucking ball, it is your job

[TwiceHorn 31304]

What a waste of a performance by Boosh.

[pops 6974]

Good fuck

[DaysOff 7853]

Fuck you sonny

[Zepol87 9172]

Fucking shit

[TwiceHorn 31304]

I foolishly failed to nap during our snoozeshitfest.

I'm doing a sleep Bataan death march to stay awake for this.

[ztejas 43266]

We picked a great game to drop 11,000 fucking passes.

Oh well. Maybe we catch em in the title game. Cincy is really good. 

[LTtxfan 48986]

I blame the smu drops on this Surly red banner...