First Place Dallas Cowboys vs Washington F.T. game thread

[Nicole44 22,028]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“We can’t believe he was available in the second round”

 

lol. That dude is ass. 

It’s even worse when you realize we keep ignoring S/CB position. Jerruh sucks. 

[RPM 26,235]

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Her eyes look all blurry too. Starting to seriously wonder if she has a drinking issue or if there is something wrong with her health wise. She ain’t right. 

Now that I think about it, she probably has a medical issue like MS. That would explain why she hasn't been replaced.

[Wanker Bob 379]

Unfortunately Dak threw parties in the spring so they all got it then. Now they're just playing like they have it

[BradInATX 9,208]

NOw wE wIlL SeE whAt ThiS TEAm LoOKs LiKe wiTH an ElITE qB

 

[Tired Horn 734]

Nothing quite like getting your ass kicked by a team that doesn't even have a name. 

[Wanker Bob 379]

There was a wagering line earlier this week on if the cowboys would trail by double digits at any point during this game. That was money in the bank

[Nicole44 22,028]

Dak definitely gonna get his money. If I’m him, I’d be like “Trade me to a better run organization!” It’s amazing how much he held the time together. It’s not even funny. 
jeez we can’t even get a running game going with literally one of the best RBs in the league. Such trash. 

[crum 524]

im not sure this OL could block the air

[Bigbend1812 12,896]

wow

[Firemans4Horn 17,842]

Cowboys are about to go through a 3-4 year run of extreme pain. Lacking talent at every position on the roster besides WR and Qb when Dak is healthy. Bad contracts all over. Coked out GM. Fat, low-t head coach. 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

jeez we can’t even get a running game going with literally one of the best RBs in the league.

Zeke couldn't pass block my little sister.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Nice offense you've fielded McCarthy, you dumb fuck!

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Seeing Dalton play, Jerruh is going to give Dak whatever he wants on a long term contract.

[Mossyhorn 143]

6 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

The good thing is that we should be able to reload fairly quickly. All we need to do is improve: OL, DL, Safety, Linebacker, QB, Tight-end, Corner & special teams. 

Add coaching staff, and I agree with you. 
Pretty dismal

[Horn80 6,075]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Dalton is the worst QB in NFL and this defense is the worst in the history of football.

Not worth watching anymore.  Pathetic.

[dcar00 14,036]

the punter has been awful for 3 years.  there are college punters better than this fuck.

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

Dalton literally stepped left right into the sack instead if shifting right and using Zeke's block to shield him for another count or 2. . 

[dcar00 14,036]

dude just grabbed Demarcus lawrence no call.

[Wanker Bob 379]

This crash and burn is so entertaining. Local radio will be hilarious this week again. Hopefully more players go to Slater trashing the coaching and if we're lucky trashing Jerry and Stephen too.  

[Firemans4Horn 17,842]

Another wasted draft pick on that broke ass LVE. 

[dcar00 14,036]

this team.  so stupid.  TD coming up.

[Nicole44 22,028]

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

Zeke couldn't pass block my little sister.

Fucking “feed me” tattoo. Man buns and nose ring. Fumble prone fuckhead who gives up on plays. 
so I flipped over to the real football game with the Titans and Steelers. Got depressed inside of a minute. Flipped back to watch the train wreck. Seeing coaching we can’t have is too much for me. 

[dcar00 14,036]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Another wasted draft pick on that broke ass LVE. 

Jerry could have drafted every Alabama player available for the last 4 years and fielded a better team.

[RPM 26,235]

2 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Dalton literally stepped left right into the sack instead if shifting right and using Zeke's block to shield him for another count or 2. . 

[Firemans4Horn 17,842]

LVE!

look at that closing speed. Fucking bum. 

[dcar00 14,036]

ha ha.  LVE.

[Wanker Bob 379]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Another wasted draft pick on that broke ass LVE. 

And who was drafted right after?

League MVP Lamar Jackson. You could make a super bowl contending team just from players drafted right after the bums the cowboys draft

[Firemans4Horn 17,842]

Vander Esch makes Sean Lee look like Mr. dependable. 

[Nicole44 22,028]

Geez. Launching with your head. God we are dumb. 

[Drew 2,331]

Defense all kinds of confused. And they actually got pressure. But still gave it up. Lmfao.

[dcar00 14,036]

LVE done again.

[RPM 26,235]

LVE = Fine Bone China

[dcar00 14,036]

That is grounding. not that it matters.

Edited October 25, 2020 by dcar00

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Geez. Launching with your head. God we are dumb. 

You said it. I could see that injury coming a mile away. "Here Mr. Washington football player, sit on my neck." 

[Nicole44 22,028]

They need the Jerruh cam. That way you parents can explain to your kids how a billionaire can fuck up an entire team. And juxtapose it with how Kraft runs the patriots. I want to watch Jerruh lose his shit. The Arizona game was priceless. We made Baker Mayfield look badass. Cincy is making him look like he really is. Shitty. 

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

He was in the pocket. 

[RPM 26,235]

They put some duct tape and fentanyl on LVE. He's gtg.

[Wanker Bob 379]

You see, Jerry... In football you are required to make more than a single good defensive play in a row

[Firemans4Horn 17,842]

Jaylon Smith!

[RPM 26,235]

3rd & 1 and we give them a 15yd TD.

[Trey3216 15,325]

Cool tackle Jaylon 

[dcar00 14,036]

ballgame.  Jaylon Smith is not a good athlete.

[Wanker Bob 379]

[LTbear 4,161]

Woo boy 

[former alkie 72]

Clemson or Alabama would no-doubt destroy Dallas......hilarious 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Lol it's kinda funny how bad this team is. And bums like Jaylon Smith and Zeke taking up the salary cap.

[dcar00 14,036]

Dak's price is going up. hilarious that him being lost for the season will make Jerry sign for his price.

McCarthy is Garrett.

Edited October 25, 2020 by dcar00

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

Of course he was a step behind. There was a guest on the Hardline this past Friday with Bob and Donovan who all but said that we have the dumbest defense he's ever seen. 

[Wanker Bob 379]

Gave up over 20 pts to the worst offense in the league...

 

In the first half. 

This is beautiful. Soak it all in Jerry

[Firemans4Horn 17,842]

Just now, dcar00 said:

Dak's price is going up.  McCarthy is Garrett.

Vince Lombardi couldn't coach this rotting corpse of a roster to the playoffs.