First Place Dallas Cowboys vs Washington F.T. game thread

[Hanrahan 1306]

The good news is the Boys have rolled up no fewer than 40 yards of total offense, with three minutes to add to that stat before halftime.

[Horn80 6313]

Cowboys are embarrassing.  Thanks Jerrah 

[LTbear 4209]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Dak's price is going up.  McCarthy is Garrett.

Not sure McCarthy is that good 

[Mossyhorn 143]

Jaylen Smith, you rotten piece of garbage. Tackle him, you moron 

Edited October 25, 2020 by Mossyhorn

[Nicole44 22206]

Well, we will have a high first round pick. Normally I’d be excited...but we draft about as well as the Packers did this year.

seeing Jerruh all giddy on his yacht with that shit eating Arky grin when he drafted Lamb. Knowing we needed other positions and lamb was a luxury. Fucking old coked out Arky fuck. Y’all should call into the radio after this disaster! I got on in 2018 before Garrett was canned. I bet Jerruh blames people for having fired Garrett. 

 

[Horn80 6313]

Just now, LTbear said:

Not sure McCarthy is that good 

This makes me realize that Rodgers could have won more SB without him as HC.

[Continental Op 3934]

Yeah man "calling into the radio" will solve everything. 

[dcar00 14902]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Vince Lombardi couldn't coach this rotting corpse of a roster to the playoffs. 

McCarthy is awful.  Rodgers was right.

and he's even more awful for hiring Nolan. the whole thing is a dumpster fire.

[Wanker Bob 379]

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Jerry and his redneck son are morons.

[dcar00 14902]

everything is in front of them...including a shitty OL, a shitty DC, a Shitty HC, and a shitty QB.

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Is it that hard to find average lb’s? The chiefs have signed 2 or 3 former cowboys linebackers to cheap deals that make tackles and don’t fuck up. Cowboys have invested 2 top 35 picks in LVE and Smith and they fucking suck. 

[dcar00 14902]

here comes the FG.

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Is it that hard to find average lb’s? The chiefs have signed 2 or 3 former cowboys linebackers to cheap deals that make tackles and don’t fuck up. Cowboys have invested 2 top 35 picks in LVE and Smith and they fucking suck. 

no.  its coaching.  

[Trey3216 15450]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is it that hard to find average lb’s? The chiefs have signed 2 or 3 former cowboys linebackers to cheap deals that make tackles and don’t fuck up. Cowboys have invested 2 top 35 picks in LVE and Smith and they fucking suck. 

But Jaylon swiped and made 14 tackles against the giants breh!!!!

[Nicole44 22206]

6 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Yeah man "calling into the radio" will solve everything. 

It just makes for more entertainment. I don’t even think killing Jerruh at this point will solve anything.  But we know that Jerruh listens to the programs after the games. So calling in and calling him a fucking wanker is funny. 

[Nicole44 22206]

Timeouts don’t roll over to the second half Mike. Such a shit year. Texas stinks and Dallas is shit. We are getting clobbered by a 1-5 team that hasn’t scored more than 22 points since their season opener. Wtf?

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Lol Zeke

[dcar00 14902]

ha ha... knew that was going to happen.

[Mossyhorn 143]

What a buncha screwups 

[Boogaloo 268]

Lol

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Hahahahha. Zeke blows

[Horn80 6313]

9 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Jerry and his redneck son are morons.

That’s an insult to morons.

[LTbear 4209]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Nicole44 22206]

Zeke you pile of Ewok shit. Wish Troy was calling this game. Would love to hear his disgust. 

[Wanker Bob 379]

I think that should just count as another zeke fumble. Went through his hands either way

[dcar00 14902]

Philly will beat them 45-0.

[Drew 2833]

Hahahaha. On e again .Zeke helps the other team get a pick.

[hundredTT 578]

Hahaha that was actually predictable which is the funny part. What a pure shit show  

[RPM 26560]

Fuckin Stone Hands Zeke.

 

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Zeke you pile of Ewok shit. Wish Troy was calling this game. Would love to hear his disgust. 

this is why Troy quit. He played just long enough to make sure he had it out of his system.  He knew what a fucking idiot Jones was.

[Catdaddyhorn 3462]

Maybe this will finally convince McCarthy to give Pollard more snaps. 

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

I don’t see how any team can be worse than this Dallas team, yet a third of the league had the same record or worse going into this week. 

[Trey3216 15450]

That was an awful throw as well 

[ztejas 44114]

Burn it all down. All of it. Someone take out Jerry somehow - he's old, it should be easy. Demolish the stadium. Buyout Dak's contract and trade him for picks.

[Bigbend1812 13021]

Zeke has long Covid. 

[Nicole44 22206]

Mike is actually making Garrett look competent. Man McCarthy owes Rodgers his soul. Fucking Aaron is the reason you have a ring and this “job.”  
coaching. Look at Gase vs Vrabel and the development of Tannehill. Coaching matters. 
 

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t see how any team can be worse than this Dallas team, yet a third of the league had the same record or worse going into this week. 

thats the funny part.  if they would have won the next 2 games they almost would have locked up the division.

[kevwun 16269]

The Cowboys won those games before the OL got wiped out by injuries and Dak went down.  There is no team in the NFL worse than Dallas right now.

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, Trey3216 said:

That was an awful throw as well 

yes horrible throw. play pollard.  maybe put in Gilbert just to see what might happen.  at least you can run him.

[Nicole44 22206]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t see how any team can be worse than this Dallas team, yet a third of the league had the same record or worse going into this week. 

Yep. How can there be so many shit coaches? The disparity is staggering. 

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

The game fox is showing for me is Green Bay at Houston. Texans and big contract Watson are getting worked over by the packers. They will continue to have a worse record than Dallas for another week at least, barring a pretty good comeback. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Jets and Cowboys clearly the worst two teams in the NFL

Thanks Jerry!

[Vic Mackey 47847]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The game fox is showing for me is Green Bay at Houston. Texans and big contract Watson are getting worked over by the packers. They will continue to have a worse record than Dallas for another week at least, barring a pretty good comeback. 

Deshaun looks like complete shit without Hopkins. I remember so many telling me how great he was lmao. 

[Nicole44 22206]

2 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Dak doesn't have a contract. 

Good thing we locked down cooper, Zeke and smith though? Shit. Dak is the one commodity we have. And we didn’t lock him down. Fucking Mahomes and Watson got deals done while the Jones were fucking around with 3 years or four or five years. Over paying everyone and fucking yo cap space. We need cheap talent through the draft and we can’t even trade our most valuable asset for picks. 

[ztejas 44114]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Mike is actually making Garrett look competent. Man McCarthy owes Rodgers his soul. Fucking Aaron is the reason you have a ring and this “job.”  
coaching. Look at Gase vs Vrabel and the development of Tannehill. Coaching matters. 
 

 

On 1/6/2020 at 4:04 PM, ztejas said:

As a Texans fan, whenever I think of Bill O'Brien's future and potentially replacing him I think of Mike McCarthy. I'm not sure McCarthy was ever a good coach. At times he's probably been an above average coach. But he managed to coach for a franchise with a phenomenal winning culture and lucked into having one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time under center. I guess that was enough to stumblefuck into winning a superbowl. If BoB wins in Houston it will be 98% because of Deshaun. McCarthy winning in GB was at least 90% Rodgers.

I'm not saying Deshaun is that good. He probably isn't. And Cowboys fans are welcome to flame me when I say that I'm pretty convinced at this point that Dak isn't that good. This Cowboys team most likely needs a little bit more at the HC spot. Garrett to Fat Mike seems lateral. The elephant in the room is obviously still Jerry. The HC might not matter until Jerruh is six feet under. 

I'd like to see the Cowboys be good. I'm largely indifferent about their success but I don't hate on them like so many do. Living in Texas, especially Dallas, it's fun when they're good and potential contenders. Unfortunately with Fat Mike I sense more 9-7, ho hum first/second round exits. 

Those of you that stick with the Cowboys through thick and thin are better men than I am. 

 

 

[ztejas 44114]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Deshaun looks like complete shit without Hopkins

Yeah he doesn't at all but keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

[C-Man 27685]

Hahahaha. On e again .Zeke helps the other team get a pick.

That’s on Dalton. He threw it behind Zeke.

[Catdaddyhorn 3462]

Is it any more obvious to everyone how completely washed Zeke is as a player. And his contract extension hasn't even technically started it yet.

[Vic Mackey 47847]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah he doesn't at all but keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

Lmao. He sure does. Overrated trash.