Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]

[ajax 2611]

Little time left on the clock, no time outs. Perfect time to call a slow-developing play action.

[DanTheHorn 4922]

6 points on two turnovers given back to the offense inside the red zone.

[Fastbreak 3985]

2nd half adjustment: have offensive line block

[SDG 3319]

Our Offense needs to have a coming to Jesus conversation at the half.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

4 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

Does Ossai go higher than Cosmi in the draft?

No 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Don't worry fellas, we get to get int he locker room and make adjustments.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

What's his record when trailing at the half? History is in our favor 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Well, let’s get pumped for Tom Herman’s third quarter dickstomp!

[UhhhIdk 125]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

No 

Both 1st rounders? 

[Augustus 3061]

17 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Maybe. I haven’t thought of Bob in ages. It’s really confusing when Davis fills in for Buck, and others refer to “Joe,” and you’re thinking, “Wait? What?” 

For a young guy, Davis is quite accomplished. Being named the successor to Scully says something.

I pulled up a vid of Bob on YouTube.  Definitely who he sounds like.  Very similar.

[dcar00 14181]

Our offense has done shit.  fire this guy on the tarmac.

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

61 wouldn't have gotten hurt if they had a real fucking stadium where the stands weren't 5 feet from the field 

This.   But it’s in Oklahoma so what do you expect?

[Knoxtnhorn 5974]

Josh Moore 1 target.  Brewer 4.  At least that's how my drunk ass remembers it.

[satyanash 14481]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Ehlinger is so bad at getting rid of the ball from inside the pocket. It's like he's mentally incapable of throwing it away before rolling out. It's unacceptable both for him and Herman for that to be the case in his 4th year. 

It was one of those stupid QB draw plays, lol. It's tough to pull up in the middle of a run and throw it in the vicinity of a receiver (which he has to do because he's not outside the tackle box). Just tossing it OOB would have been a penalty.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Probably about the same chance.

NO! But yeah.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

2 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

Let me guess, the offensive line? The receivers? The coaches? Everyone but Sam right? 

Rewind it and watch the OL. It’s embarrassing.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

There is no Santa Claus because I killed him and ate him!

[dcar00 14181]

on the upside Malzahn is kicking Ogre's ass.

[Topper13 3265]

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

61 wouldn't have gotten hurt if they had a real fucking stadium where the stands weren't 5 feet from the field 

Do they still ice down the pissers? 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

My technical analysis of the first half: We're not very good.

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

It’s always a good sign when, if the second half duplicates the first half, Texas will be +6 in turnover margin for the game and lose by 8. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

This game will get out of hand on the 2nd half.

[pearlandhorn 3269]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Josh Moore 1 target.  Brewer 4.  At least that's how my drunk ass remembers it.

The fact that Brewer is in the game over Wiley is a stat in its own.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

1 minute ago, UhhhIdk said:

Both 1st rounders? 

I wish Ossai would go in the 1st, but I don't see it. 2nd-3rd would be my guess. 

[Nicole44 22059]

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Butterfly?

Why not? I see Urban is very complimentary of the Gundy for creative play calling!

we have money! Take it! Please! All of it! 

[TreatyOak 16313]

I hope Herman is listening to Urban Meyer's halftime commentary so he can learn stuff. 

 

[Valmy77 13226]

Our defense just got 7 sacks and three turnovers in one half and somehow still gave up 24 points. 

[SDG 3319]

How long is half time?  I'm trying to pace my drunkness.  

[Huckleberry 32858]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

It was one of those stupid QB draw plays, lol. It's tough to pull up in the middle of a run and throw it in the vicinity of a receiver (which he has to do because he's not outside the tackle box). Just tossing it OOB would have been a penalty.

No it wasn't. He was forced forward by an edge rush. That was not a draw play, watch the blocking. 

And it's not that hard. Most QBs can do it. Not difficult at all to throw it toward Brewer's feet on that play. 

Edited October 31, 2020 by Huckleberry

[Nicole44 22059]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s always a good sign when, if the second half duplicates the first half, Texas will be +6 in turnover margin for the game and lose by 8. 

Yep. Plus we just don’t have a good track record when trailing at the half under Hermione. 

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I wish Ossai would go in the 1st, but I don't see it. 2nd-3rd would be my guess. 

What is the difference between chaisson and ossai to create the difference in draft position?

[Deej 76762]

Urban Meyer looking like he knows he can name his price. 

[Pantiesdrawer 4]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Our defense just got 7 sacks and three turnovers in one half and somehow still gave up 24 points. 

When they're not sacking people and taking the ball away, they're not guarding receivers or tackling. 

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

Trying to decide if I should clean up the dog shit during halftime or wait until the second half starts. 

[ztejas 43419]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Our defense just got 7 sacks and three turnovers in one half and somehow still gave up 24 points. 

Couple horseshit penalties didn't help

[Droopy 2626]

34 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

2 gimme interceptions His freshman year made him a superstar? 

First off, eat a dick. Second, the kid was a force his freshman year and the second half of the season teams didn’t throw to his side of the field. Now, he’s a liability most plays and can’t get around his own teammates in coverage. 

[DanTheHorn 4922]

Hasn't Tom lost all the games for which he trails at the half except one.

[Newy25 7668]

7 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

Let me guess, the offensive line? The receivers? The coaches? Everyone but Sam right? 

Sam definitely cuckholded your wife. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

6 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Josh Moore 1 target.  Brewer 4.  At least that's how my drunk ass remembers it.

Are we sure he was targeting Moore? I thought he was throwing to the cheerleaders.

Edited October 31, 2020 by Coelenterate Fuccboi

[Nicole44 22059]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Urban Meyer looking like he knows he can name his price. 

I know he probably wants a challenge. In romance we all do. But I mean this is easy money. We have it. We can get more. We want to give it to him. Shouldn’t that be a good thing? 

[Sbbruin 21847]

2 minutes ago, SDG said:

How long is half time?  I'm trying to pace my drunkness.  

You obviously haven’t been properly conditioning if you have to pace yourself.

[Deej 76762]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trying to decide if I should clean up the dog shit during halftime or wait until the second half starts. 

Wait until after our first third quarter possession. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Urban Meyer looking like he knows he can name his price. 

Edited October 31, 2020 by clapclapclap
Does he have one of those?

[Pantiesdrawer 4]

7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

2nd half adjustment: have offensive line block

That's asking too much from 19 and 20 year olds. Maybe after a few seasons of development. 

[SKA the boss 729]

Yea playaction when you have no timeouts and everybody knows you ain't running the fucking ball from that spot on the field.

Do you even binder, bro?

[Nivek 16923]

I'd like to see a coach who gives the refs this look:

Walter Goggins grandpa?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I hope Herman is listening to Urban Meyer's halftime commentary so he can learn stuff. 

 

[Nivek 16923]

61 wouldn't have gotten hurt if they had a real fucking stadium where the stands weren't 5 feet from the field 

Good. They should get their own players hurt for a change.

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Looks like we are headed towards another disappointing loss. When our O has us scoring 50 our D let's the other guys score 50 too. When our D gets crazy ass turnovers (like 3) our O still.keeps us behind. It's super depressing 😞

[Bullneck 19084]

Brady Quinn looks like he stepped out of a 1930s gangster movie.