So, Imma tell a story

[Slacks 7044]

So (because all Snacks stories start with "So"...)
 
So yesterday I was sitting on a patio at a bar (I think it was Haymerchant) with a professional colleague (that's uppity-speak for 'coworker').
 
We're having a post luncheon beer. I had a 512 Black IPA, he had a Stout.

(Wtf?! - phone submitted in the middle of my story!!!! Let's continue...)

So colleague and I were looking around the patio and talking about music and food and alcohol and MMA and he notices the fan... It's a Big Ass Fan.

Colleague says something like, "We could use a fan like that in our gym..."
I say, "Yeah, I could use one patio at home, but they're line $3000.... I think. Let's look it up."

I use Duck Duck Go as my browser app and search engine on my phone... I figure I'll find a picture of this particular fan and that will lead me to a price.

Big Ass Fan 32"


Go ahead. DuckDuckGo image search it. Show results to a coworker...


You cant sit wit us.

[Cajun 11771]

Huh?

 

[Hate 20236]

[bernorange 8385]

Safesearch, off?

[F250 29193]

This was a terrible story.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22270]

I’m not a fan of big ass, so I would never search that

[ROFL BOX 6655]

I haz a confuse.

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[RPM 26603]

I have to admit this was over my head.

[Bateshorn 9989]

[mdmost 43918]

[Call 393]

Feel cry

[deadshank 24654]

So did you get nekkid for your coworker or did he get nekkid for you?

[Kilgorehorn 308]

FYI there is a company called Big Ass Fans.

[Slacks 7044]

Safesearch, off?

Yah... I guess I left out the... "My default on DDG is Safe Search Off... So, there's that..."

[Drew 2837]

At first I was like YES...a Snacks story time. Then I was sad.

 

The end.

[tx 3 putt 78614]

lol

[Brisketexan 106862]

This story is no "gray slacks" story.  I have a disappoint.

[Longhorn94 2501]

uhhh i dont get it.

[MissingInAction 25548]

That was a lovely story, and you told it so well.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

[Macanudo 13296]

It helps if you type Pornhub before Big Ass Fans.

[Blotto 24005]

Im guessing vic mackey's linkedin profile would be one of the first results

[MissingInAction 25548]

On 11/12/2020 at 10:46 PM, Macanudo said:

It helps if you type Pornhub before Big Ass Fans.

Yea it does...

[Rimbo 26923]

big ass fans, such a great company, great product, amazing name

[Rimbo 26923]

terrible story tho

Edited November 14, 2020 by Rimbo

[crash_davis 23468]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=You had to be there

TOP DEFINITION

 

You had to be there

A phrase used as an excuse after someone tells a story that's not funny at all.

Person A: "Isn't that hilarious?"
Person B: "No, I don't really get it."
Person A: "...You had to be there."

[Slacks 7044]

I havent seen people. I'm awkward.

[MirrOlure 15249]

Mine’s fucked up:

[Gatorubet 30693]

Yah... I guess I left out the... "My default on DDG is Safe Search Off... So, there's that..."

“No....wait! It wasn’t ‘Did you replace a seal’, it was ‘did you blow a seal’. And the seal did not say it - the mechanic did.

But fucking funny. “