Official bitch about your family 2020 holidays edition

[Gil Bang 26089]

The GF has a relative that's old enough to have served in WWII.   He's a cool old dude. He and his wife are in a rest home, each in their own room...they bicker all the time.  Pre COVID, we had dinner with them once a month.

Anyway, his daughter (GF's cousin) says she walked into his room (pre covid) and caught him jacking it. 

[deadshank 24653]

Go on.....

[GhostOfTomJoad 9389]

Did she not have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach around and help him finish?

[Longboard Horn 40676]

One of my uncles recently got a puppy. Just taught this little guy how to sit and shake hands. Laying down and roll over are still a work in progress. 

Edited December 27, 2020 by Longboard Horn

[Wulaw Horn 19157]

36 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

The GF has a relative that's old enough to have served in WWII.   He's a cool old dude. He and his wife are in a rest home, each in their own room...they bicker all the time.  Pre COVID, we had dinner with them once a month.

Anyway, his daughter (GF's cousin) says she walked into his room (pre covid) and caught him jacking it. 

I’m radically in favor of monogamy and faithfulness. If my wife finished of a WW2 vet in a nursing home with a hand jibber after she walked in on him interrogating the suspect I don’t think I’d even bat an eye if we are telling the truth. 

[davidg 4040]

4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Did she not have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach around and help him finish?