Cowboys/Eagles, laugh out loud thread

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

That scout is the head coach’s dead brother apparently

Well I’d still fire him.  

[XYZ 2154]

[Zeus 5950]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

That scout is the head coach’s dead brother apparently

Yeah my brother said he had a good layup in second grade, I'll give him a shot at QB for the biggest franchise in the NFL.

It's like a Romo story without the skill or gunslinger talk

[LTtxfan 48998]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

No way they keep that as an INT

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Not that it matters, but does Garrett Gilbert give us a better chance to win? 

[Drew 2331]

No way they keep that as an INT

Narrator. They did.


I figured the refs woulda screw em.

[Bullneck 19018]

PUT IN SQUINTS!  HE PLAYED FOR THE ORLANDO APOLLOS!

(seroiusly, Spurrier might have taught him something)

[Wanker Bob 379]

How did Wentz get a second contract? I mean even Baker's sorry bitch ass carved up this terrible defense

[Knighthawk 284]

We’ve jumped the shark.    JFC now it’s GG.  

[ClubWhatever 12087]

This is what Texas Football looks like at the pro level.  

[Sejjr 3246]

I can't believe he still squints. 

[Surly Bevo 24698]

Oh look! a horrible punt

[Drew 2331]

Punting is hard.

[Mileslong 4716]

God Chris Jones fucking sucks, how does he keep his job?!!!! Drives me insane

[LTtxfan 48998]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

PUT IN SQUINTS!  HE PLAYED FOR THE ORLANDO APOLLOS!

(seroiusly, Spurrier might have taught him something)

 

LET'S GO....

[ButtFumble 5159]

amazing GG is still in the league

this side arm shit is weird as fuck

[J.R. 150]

I think McCarthy should have made better use of his year in his sports barn than drawing up a high school offense. Just my opinion 

[Drew 2331]

Diggs has no fear. Dude been burned today and is still playing like he’s the best DB on the field. No memory at all.

[Domedriver 655]

It’s times!

[closetohumping 17408]

GG has to be better than this Danucci fucker

[Domedriver 655]

Squints Times coming!

[ButtFumble 5159]

both of these teams suck cocks

[Drew 2331]

I think McCarthy should have made better use of his year in his sports barn than drawing up a high school offense. Just my opinion 

I think he and the coaches know that Nooch isn’t much of anything but all they got.

So they’re throwing shit against the wall and trying to empty to playbook.

I’m a fan of just letting him throw it. Maybe he’ll get better. Maybe we’ll see he’s just trash.

Either way we’ll know tonight.

[Bullneck 19018]

A pass completion.  A first down.

[Trey3216 15325]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Diggs has no fear. Dude been burned today and is still playing like he’s the best DB on the field. No memory at all.

I love it 

[Topper13 3201]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

GG has to be better than this Danucci fucker

He looked good in the AAF, for what it's worth.

[Surly Bevo 24698]

1 minute ago, Domedriver said:

Squints Times coming!

They should run a shovel pass play

[Mileslong 4716]

Jones is the 30th ranked punter in the NFL and it’s his 9th season here, how is this even possible?

[Bullneck 19018]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

They should run a shovel pass play

Damn you.

[Drew 2331]

Throwing to Zeke? Really?

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Jones is the 30th ranked punter in the NFL and it’s his 9th season here, how is this even possible?

He has photos proving Jerry is skelator.  

[closetohumping 17408]

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Diggs has no fear. Dude been burned today and is still playing like he’s the best DB on the field. No memory at all.

He's also covering a guy that was working at Footlocker three weeks ago.

[Bullneck 19018]

Holy shit.  We're winning.  

[Mossyhorn 143]

Halftime lead. Amazing 

[Surly Bevo 24698]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Trey3216 15325]

That’s a helluva kick 

[Mileslong 4716]

How in the hell does that go through?????

[Bullneck 19018]

Just now, closetohumping said:

He's also covering a guy that was working at Footlocker three weeks ago.

[Horn80 6075]

You got to be kidding.  Thought he miss FG by a mile.

[Drew 2331]

Oh shit made it?

We...have the lead?

[LTtxfan 48998]

5 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

Squints Times coming!

[dcar00 14036]

10 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Not that it matters, but does Garrett Gilbert give us a better chance to win? 

he has to.

[DougO 5239]

Wow, the fecals look as fecally as their rightful name.

[Drew 2331]

He's also covering a guy that was working at Footlocker three weeks ago.

Fair. But my point stands. You do NOT want a CB that in his own head and overthinking it. Getting down when he gets beat.

Let him learn in a trial by fire.

[ButtFumble 5159]

fuck if I was filly I would just get on the bus at half and leave you are losing to a horrible dallas team with a 3rd string QB

[LTtxfan 48998]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

How in the hell does that go through?????

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Great kick. McCarthy just had an orgasm. Did anybody bother to say how long it was? Say AFTER he made it?

[DougO 5239]

Ferrari is still in the garage.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Best player on the Cowboys is the FG kicker.

[DougO 5239]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Great kick. McCarthy just had an orgasm. Did anybody bother to say how long it was? Say AFTER he made it?

Looked like 57 or 58.