Cowboys/Eagles, laugh out loud thread

[dcar00 14,902]

12 minutes ago, Drew said:

I thought Dinuci had at least some wheels? Every time he escapes he can’t even get to the LOS and every throw outside the pocket is garbage.

Just so weird. Would have preferred a zone read or something there. Or a quick slant or drag. Jesus.

he's not very mobile at all to be honest. he'll be gone from the league soon.  

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

DiNucci looks like a punter..... Let's face it.  That's the body and athleticism he has.  A punter.  Put him in Jones' jersey and you wouldn't know the difference.

[Boogaloo 268]

Cue the Benny hill music 

[DougO 5,261]

Thanks a lot, Chris, you fucking fuck.

[RamjetFDO 10,642]

Well that was pure 2020 right there.

[Nicole44 22,206]

Dear lord

[Surly Bevo 25,655]

HAHA TYPICAL

FUCK YOU JERRY

[Stunns38 3,763]

Looks like someone jumped offsides on Philly

[dcar00 14,902]

and that'll do it.  

zeke didn't do shit.  was just a matter of time.

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

Was that not offsides?

[DougO 5,261]

Yes his head was offsides. Fuck these refs.

[DougO 5,261]

No review, on either shit ass call.

[Drew 2,833]

Anyone thinking dinuci was going to be good was delusional. He had to take that sack or throw it away.

And he was down with possession. So dumb if they don’t.

[Catdaddyhorn 3,462]

How in the fuck was that called a TD?

[Surly Bevo 25,655]

Just now, DougO said:

No review, on either shit ass call.

They reviewed it, as they do all turnovers and scoring plays, they left it alone.

[Pam Cummings 9,823]

What are we doing? They miss the offsides call and then actually rule that a TD? Man, that's pretty garbage.

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

Good though. Didn’t need this win giving certain people delusions of a division title. 

[Trey3216 15,450]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Anyone thinking dinuci was going to be good was delusional. He had to take that sack or throw it away.

And he was down with possession. So dumb if they don’t.

And it’s a scoring play/turnover so it’s supposed to automatically be reviewed.   Great job NFL 

[Mileslong 4,793]

How in the fuck did they say that was down ?!!!

Fucking Goodell feud still paying benefits for cowboy opponents

[Drew 2,833]

Was that not offsides?

On a cowboys opponent? In that’s situation? Yeah man. You won’t see that called to help the Boys.

[DougO 5,261]

Garrett may suck, but he's definitely having that offsides reviewed. Fuck the fumble. Bad coaching by the Cowboys staff.

Edited November 2, 2020 by DougO

[Beau Vine 55,824]

Just now, DougO said:

Garret may suck, but he's definitely having the offsides reviews. Fuck the fumble.

Umm, what?

[Surly Bevo 25,655]

Connor Williams actually hustles and scraps a bit....kicked in the balls for it.  

[Nicole44 22,206]

Fuck a duck. 

[hookem48 4,808]

no offsides but he did have possession

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

Can’t review an offsides

[dcar00 14,902]

the NFL is such a farce.  you stop and look at that for a while. 

[Nicole44 22,206]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

the NFL is such a farce.  you stop and look at that for a while. 

Life’s a piece of shit. When you look at it...

this division is sooo fucking bad I don’t care about the calls. This is beyond bad football. 

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

This is not a good game to watch.

[Fudbelty 2,801]

What in the the fucking fuck. That makes absolutely no sense.

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

I think DiNucci is the worst QB to start in the NFL in probably 5 years.  I can't think of anyone worse.  I'm sure there's been some dudes.... but objectively shouldn't be in the league.

[Surly Bevo 25,655]

Fats Barnman showing how smart and analytical he is while getting his ass kicked.....peak Cowboys

[hookem48 4,808]

so we're gonna lose to Mayfield, the midget in Arizona and the fucking Steelers in the same year? fuck

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

NFL is a joke.

Cowboys suck. Eagles suck.

[DougO 5,261]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Umm, what?

Just saying this staff is lost in space. Garrett's review guys were usually on top of shit like that.

[Surly Bevo 25,655]

This team doesn't deserve a player like Greg the Leg.  He's crafty.  

[Drew 2,833]

We just can’t catch a break.

[DougO 5,261]

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

I think DiNucci is the worst QB to start in the NFL in probably 5 years.  I can't think of anyone worse.  I'm sure there's been some dudes.... but objectively shouldn't be in the league.

Nooch is Sammy Fn' Baugh compared to Kellen Moore's stint at QB.

[Nicole44 22,206]

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

NFL is a joke.

Cowboys suck. Eagles suck.

NFC East is a joke. The rest of it it is actually fine. Someone has to win this division. I still think it can be the no name Washington team. 

[Fudbelty 2,801]

Sadly John Fassel will be our Coach of the Year. If anything this year has been a positive this year.

That safety made no sense to me at first. He clearly had his head way in the game and it actually showed him convincing Fatty about it the getting the call in. The his onside plays have been great.

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

Just now, DougO said:

Nooch is Sammy Fn' Baugh compared to Kellen Moore's stint at QB.

Nope.  Statistically way better...... at least the dude led a TD drive.

[DougO 5,261]

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Nope.  Statistically way better...... at least the dude led a TD drive.

He also had like 12 seasons as Jerry's pet midget QB to prepare.

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

Thousand yard stare for Benny. Yeah the eagles defense isn’t...checks notes...Elon. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

He also had like 12 seasons as Jerry's pet midget QB to prepare.

Huh?  Are you thinking of someone else.  Moore got a couple of starts when Romo went down.  He was 26 and it was his only season with Dallas.  Linehan brought him on.  Retired and became a coach next season.

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

And the eagles somehow end the game with only two scores and only 1 punt.   And I think 6 possessions that ended on downs or turnover. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

Weeden was also terrible as a starter. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Ben DiNucci having a Weeden career would be a miracle.

[LTtxfan 49,909]

TANK for a Top 5 2021 Draft pick Jerruh...  Might as well go 2-14

Trade away Amari Cooper hopefully for a decent 2nd Rd pick or some reasonable offer of multiple picks... 

Sorry yah gotta let Dak go... Can't afford to franchise him next season.  

2021 start the rebuild while you eat another year of that terrible Zeke contract.  Hopefully you get lucky in 2021 Draft in selecting a new QB.

[markstanco 12,773]

Cowboys fan since the 80s. 3rd game this year i didn't watch. Happy happy happy.

[Fastbreak 4,012]

Good news. Zeke’s rookie contract expires at the end of the year.