Cowboys/Eagles, laugh out loud thread

[Domedriver 655]

When is Squits Time?

[Horn80 6313]

Cowboys offense execution looks like a high school team.

[Nicole44 22206]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I wish there was a transfer portal in the nfl. This entire offense fucking sucks the corn from my shit 

Belichick would find out a way to hack the transfer portal.

also, love how the announcers are jumping on DiNucci when they never jump on Wentz for dumbass mistakes. 

[Bullneck 19454]

Just now, Domedriver said:

When is Squits Time?

I'm ready.  He's gotta be better than this stiff they have in there now.

[Mossyhorn 143]

Even Chris Jones is having a crappy year

[Mileslong 4793]

What a weak fucking holding call, and yet Dallas will NEVER get a holding call against the other teams OL, EVER

[dcar00 14899]

2 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

When is Squits Time?

I would say now. of course Jones gets off a 35 yarder.  christ this organization is so fucking bad.

[Nicole44 22206]

Geez this division. There are no words. Fucking pathetic. All of them. 

[dcar00 14899]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

What a weak fucking holding call, and yet Dallas will NEVER get a holding call against the other teams OL, EVER

agreed.  you have to ask for it and yell like the philly player did.

[Bullneck 19454]

That cartoon was pretty funny, though.

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

2 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

Even Chris Jones is having a crappy year

Well he sucks..... so it's all relative.  He's been shitty for awhile.

[LTtxfan 49908]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Belichick would find out a way to hack the transfer portal.

also, love how the announcers are jumping on DiNucci when they never jump on Wentz for dumbass mistakes. 

Subway curse even taking down Belichick...

 

[dcar00 14899]

ha.  aldon smith just got thrown backward like a high schooler.

[dcar00 14899]

4 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

Even Chris Jones is having a crappy year

huh?  Chris Jones has been the worst punter in the league for 3 years.  

[Drew 2833]

Giving Wentz too much time.

Of course the eagles get healthy this week.

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Defense can't stop anyone..... but we just don't get pressure with 4 very often.  So if your DL can't stop the run and rarely gets pressure, what do they do?

Also.... Jaylon having a Jaylon game.

[Nicole44 22206]

Sean Lee seems hurt again. Damn son. Hang it up. 

[Mossyhorn 143]

Sean Lee just a shadow of his former self. Sad.

[Drew 2833]

Ducking 6-7 yards every damn run. Right up the middle. Just no chance to get a stop.

[dcar00 14899]

getting held again.  no call.

[ztejas 44114]

My opinion on DiNucci so far is that he DiSucks

[kingkoopa6 8593]

Yooooo

[Nicole44 22206]

Punt! Fuck ya! Victory! When we are this bad (like the rest of the division) I remember going to a Baylor game when I was a girl and a Baylor fam was like “first Downs are all that matters. That’s all we got. Cheer for them!”

[Drew 2833]

Yeah lots of holding.

[ztejas 44114]

this game is already so much more of a shitshow than I thought it would be

[Surly Bevo 25654]

Who had the second quarter on the Sean Lee injury....come claim your prize

[Kevin O’Shea 279]

Maybe punt Eagles and pin the 7th round rookie back 

[dcar00 14899]

Wentz is awful.  watching this I have no doubt if our line stayed healthy and Dalton was QB we would win this division.

[Nicole44 22206]

Boom! We want this more than Philly. This shit division title!  We want it! Lmao. I’m having fun. I can’t take it serious. 

[Horn80 6313]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sean Lee seems hurt again. Damn son. Hang it up. 

China doll

[Drew 2833]

Wolf hunter?

Fumble don’t matter guys. Sure looks nice in the stats sheet but it was forth down anyways. The sack was what matters.

Glad they held.

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

Vander Esch just speared that fooll

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

Love LVE. Met him last year.  Humble dude. Signed a glove for my son. Took photos and sat for about 10 min with my son and I ans just bullshitted about football. Texas ans tacos 

[Nicole44 22206]

Damn DiNucci settle down damnit

[Horn80 6313]

Keep hitting Carson like that all night.

[Nicole44 22206]

Use Zeke here damnit!

[Nicole44 22206]

Sorry! I have antennae tv on which is faster than stream. 

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

Damn we are imaging flag football 

[Drew 2833]

I mean at least the wildcat is getting 4 yards a snap. Got that going for them.

[Nicole44 22206]

What the fuck throw? Was that? The fuck?

[Wanker Bob 379]

NiDouchey is so so bad. So Terrible. I love it

[Drew 2833]

Same bad throws.

[Nicole44 22206]

6-7 fuck ya! 

[Horn80 6313]

There is a reason nobody from James Madison been drafted before......

[Drew 2833]

Why was he throwing to Gallup when Shultz was wide open coming the same way. Lol

[Fudbelty 2801]

Yay Field Goals

[LTtxfan 49908]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

My opinion on DiNucci so far is that he DiSucks

[Nicole44 22206]

So for those streaming (who have TVs but don’t want cable) if you don’t live out in the sticks I have a Weinguard Antennae and it’s $75 bucks but if your tv is a smart tv you get like 100 channels. No shit. I also satellite but it’s slower than streaming. 
nice Freddy Krueger/will Smith rap song mix. Lmao

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Wentz is awful.  watching this I have no doubt if our line stayed healthy and Dalton was QB we would win this division.

He has set the floor for qb salary. Great job. 

[Horn80 6313]

Keep hitting Carson until he breaks again.