Cowboys/Eagles, laugh out loud thread

[DougO 5261]

It's a bad look that the announcers were totally caught by surprise they would try a field goal. Zuerlein is known for a strong leg, they're on the 40, why the f not?

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

My kid just said this was the most boring game he’s ever watched. Good to know his eyes work. 
 

dinucci: 1 fumble lost 0 int (not that he has t tried)

100 million wentz: 2 fumbles lost 1 int

cant wait for this second half 

[dcar00 14899]

the call on Gregory is a microcosm of the bullshit the NFL has become. there is no way that is a low hit

[JOSEYWALES66 1850]

I’m not sure I can remember a quarterback that has regressed over such a short period of time as Wentz.  He’s horrible 

[dcar00 14899]

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

It's a bad look that the announcers were totally caught by surprise they would try a field goal. Zuerlein is known for a strong leg, they're on the 40, why the f not?

apparently it was in to the wind so they thought no way they would try it.

[LTtxfan 49906]

Gotta be some funny gif's of that last Cowboys FG... 😂

[Nicole44 22206]

We are ahead Damnit! Fuck ya!

[Surly Bevo 25654]

5 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Best player on the Cowboys is the FG kicker.

L.P. Ladouceur

[Horn80 6313]

Keep hitting Wentz.  

[Surly Bevo 25654]

3 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I’m not sure I can remember a quarterback that has regressed over such a short period of time as Wentz.  He’s horrible 

You must not take in much Texas Longhorns football

[Beau Vine 55816]

4 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I’m not sure I can remember a quarterback that has regressed over such a short period of time as Wentz.  He’s horrible 

Didja see who our backup QB tonight is?

[JOSEYWALES66 1850]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Didja see who our backup QB tonight is?

I was referring to the pros but point taken.

Edited November 2, 2020 by JOSEYWALES66

[LTtxfan 49906]

14 minutes ago, DougO said:

Looked like 57 or 58.

Officially a 59yd FG

 

“Bro, Greg Zuerlein just hit a Tiger Woods 2 iron stinger from 59 yards. I’m going to bed,” one Eagles fan tweeted.

“GREG THE LEG! Greg Zuerlein had a 17.1% chance to make the field goal that put the Cowboys on top at the end of the 1st half,” Sunday Night Football’s official account tweeted.

“GREG ZUERLEIN FADED THAT BABY RIGHT IN THERE SEND HIM TO AUGUSTA,” a Cowboys writer added.

“Greg Zuerlein is the best player in the NFC East,” another fan joked. 

Edited November 2, 2020 by LTtxfan

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

Does collinsworth understand that the eagles’ brutal non-division schedule is also the same or nearly so for all of the nfc East?  

Edited November 2, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[DougO 5261]

This is actually a pretty fun game. Reminds me of watching Mary Hardin Baylor vs Hardin Simmons or some D3 shit.

[Drew 2833]

I hate that call. But Jesus Brown. Just turn your fucking head.


I hate that under thrown balls are rewarded.

[Drew 2833]

And Lewis make the damn tackle.

[Horn80 6313]

Wentz the turn over machine.

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

Diggs 2nd pick!

[Trey3216 15450]

Great catch by Diggs 

[Drew 2833]

Diggs!


Wentz is trash. I need to hear the boos.

[Topper13 3583]

Do it again, Wentz.

[Radical Larry 28814]

Just solid QB play all around tonight. 

[Catdaddyhorn 3462]

Why does 27 keeping catching the ball? Is he allowed to do that?

[orangeut 215]

Wentz's deal is a deal that Jerruh would make.  

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

Wonder if they will call him down inside the one. Diggs is fast though isn’t he. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Diggs is a player

[DougO 5261]

Diggs will be signed to a $2 Trillion 12-year extension next week.

[Beau Vine 55816]

UT-level DB play there.

[ClubWhatever 12276]

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Diggs is a player

Truer words: never spoken

[ButtFumble 5246]

that was the laziest 30 yard run back after an interception I have ever seen....by both teams

[Horn80 6313]

Scut Farkus has 4 turn overs so far tonight.

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Pollard seems to find the holes just fine.

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

that was the laziest 30 yard run back after an interception I have ever seen....by both teams

Everyone involved had just run 50 yards downfield before the int. 

[Drew 2833]

Of the eagles give up and easy 20 yard run they’ll be as bad as Dallas is.

[Trey3216 15450]

Good Lord

[DougO 5261]

Good call. They're setting up Zuerlein at his comfortable range.

[Drew 2833]

Okay let’s stop what’s working and be cute again. They’re looking for that shit.

[ztejas 44114]

I can't even put into words how much of gasoline soaked dumpster fire this game is. 

This is incredible. Best thing I've seen on TV all weekend.

[Pam Cummings 9823]

Fuckin dumbasses.

[Drew 2833]

They’re losing this game 15-12.

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Good job, Kellen. Just can't stand to keep success going.

[Drew 2833]

Make that 14-12.

[Surly Bevo 25654]

Does Amari Cooper still play for this team, or does he just have a real expensive contract with them?

[Horn80 6313]

Eagles got to be losing their minds. 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

2nd down play call by Moore was horrible...... And Wilson has to understand to throw it out of bounds if it's not there.  Pissed away 3 points.

[BradInATX 9208]

When you realize that Jared Goff and Carson Wentz make $35mm or so per year, half a billion for Mahomes looks like the most team-friendly contract in the history of sports.

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

Philly has only punted once tonight. 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Does Amari Cooper still play for this team, or does he just have a real expensive contract with them?

LOL!  Yes, Cooper's definitely not getting open.

[cactusflinthead 27626]