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What are your religious beliefs?

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What is your religion?  

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  1. 1. What is your religion? How do you describe yourself?

    • Grittyterian
      3
    • Grittypiscopalian
      1
    • Roman Grittyic
      3
    • Eastern Grittydox
      1
    • The Church of Gritty of Latter-Day Philadelphians
      1
    • Grittyslam
      0
    • Grittyish
      1
    • Grittyish (Reformed)
      0
    • American Griddydist Grittypiscopalian
      0
    • Non-Grittynominational
      1
    • Gritty Buddha
      6
    • Grittygnostic
      5
    • Grittytheist
      9
    • Grittyfarian (followers of the Flying Gritty Monster)
      3
    • Grittydi (Light Side)
      3
    • Grittyth (Dark Side)
      1
    • United Church of Gritty
      1

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Guest Lobo

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Is it too late to be him for Halloween? 

No offense to you traditional Christmas types...but Gritty saved the Country.  So I think instead of Santa Claus this year, we should have Gritty appearances at malls, light trails, gift-wrapping stations, etc.  I wanted Trump to be gone for Christmas and Gritty made it so.  

What does that goofy fucker eat because I'm leaving out a plate of it on Christmas Eve so he can snack whilst traveling the nation in his flying Zamboni!  

"Now Philly, now Erie!  Now Reading and Scranton!  On Steelers On Eagles.  On Pirates and Penguins.  To the top of the porch, to the top of the Wall!  Now dash away, dash away, dash away Trump!"  

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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. 

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. 

i understood that reference

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Fuck Philadelphia...and that has zero to do with the election.

 

Let's just say it's similar to most folks' sentiment towards Oklahoma round these parts.

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2 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

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sometimes I think you're bullshitting about not being from America, but then shit like this flies right over your head.  Eagles and Cowboy fans don't exactly have a lot of love for one another, if you understand sports rivalries.  I like a good cheesesteak as much as the next guy, but fuck Philly...

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9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And Muhammad is his prophet. 

Well then he should have seen the drawings of him coming a mile away...

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Satchel

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Well, Junior doesn’t think much of Jesus and his followers. He said Jesus’ teaching is for suckers:

https://baptistnews.com/article/donald-trump-jr-tells-young-conservatives-that-following-jesus-command-to-turn-the-other-cheek-has-gotten-us-nothing/#.YcuQ-C1OIgo

“We’ve turned the other cheek, and I understand, sort of, the biblical reference — I understand the mentality — but it’s gotten us nothing. OK? It’s gotten us nothing while we’ve ceded ground in every major institution in our country.

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On 11/6/2020 at 11:29 AM, Brisketexan said:

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. 

I believe Kevin Costner is overrated 

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