the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance

[Mole 4320]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

My rep signed onto this and there's a high possibility he may get a drunken rant on his office voicemail this evening.

Remember that there’s a fine line between a healthy expression of justified anger and a visit by the police.

[HenryJames 65890]

[RDCanecutter 26265]

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

How the fuck do you spend 10 years in and only end up at E-4, unless you kept getting busted down, but then if you were on somebody's radar like that, you would have been booted out.  Granted, I started out as an E-3, but going past E-4 was no problem, even in the 90s - I'd imagine that if you were in sometime during the last 20 years, and just kept your nose clean and followed orders, you'd have no problem making E-5.

I bet he was active duty for just a speck of time, then shifted over to something like the Inactive Ready Reserve for the rest of that 10 years, Maybe never wanted to go to an NCO leadership school, so he finally came up on an "up-or-out" milestone, didn't want to be a sergeant, and so it was bye-bye time.

Edited December 12, 2020 by RDCanecutter
Half right... FACE.

[Francisco 2.0 32333]

17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Come on, he was only joking. Anyone with half a brain can see that.  [standard line when the GOP goes too far]

It's just locker room talk, after all.

[TwiceHorn 31272]

6 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

From my experience, these types of issues are best addressed after closure of the substantive litigation to preserve the integrity of the process. It will be interesting to follow whether a license ticket gets yanked for this conflagration of idoicy.  

The other thing is that the defendants have apparently not been asking for sanctions.  That might move a judge a little quicker or at all versus doing it sua sponte.

[atomheartbevo 89424]

1 minute ago, Mole said:

Remember that there’s a fine line between a healthy expression of justified anger and a visit by the police.

Like why won't Sela Ward leave her husband and run off with you, and maybe you get a little pissed and maybe you say something you shouldn't, and maybe DPS is asking if it's your voice on a recording?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13412]

The Spyder guy is also an ITT cyber security grad just like the Michigan paper jam fixer. How many GOP experts graduated from ITT? Did they use ITT for the tech experts like how they use Liberty for their lawyers?

[Guest Lobo]

So the Executive Branch is to blame for this according to Jenna Ellis?  She's familiar with the fact that said branch is the one her boss is the head of, right ?

And then she goes on to cite that it's the Legislature's use of Article II that has exacerbated this dilemma, without any semblance of knowledge that it's Article I that covers the Legislative Branch?

God bless you Constitutional Constructionists for your dedication to the original framer intent.  Godspeed you magnificent morons.  

[washparkhorn 9935]

Our legal system worked. Thank goodness.  

What's left for Trump?  Armed insurrection?  

Edited December 12, 2020 by washparkhorn

[henrygandorf 29175]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

This is the last ditch effort. You act like this was a rational, well thought out strategy and 1-56 was just them getting our asses lubed for the SCOTUS buttfucking? All those Trump judges just handing out losses like candy so the real litigation could be assembled by Ken fucking Paxton A week before the electors meet to make it all but official?

Ma’am, go have some wine or egg nog and watch movies. 

Thanks for the kind suggestion; actually I did sign off, had a beer while making supper and sat down to have everyone surprised I hadn't heard the news yet but I don't usually listen to news when I'm doing other stuff so it was a pleasant surprise. I'd been steeling myself due to the late decision that this was going to be bad and I was wrong.

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

After these 4 years, it's hard to blame anyone for being just a little bit nervous right now. Until Jan 20, I'm still not entirely sure if facts and reason are allowed to matter yet.

Yes; that's it exactly. Never has my trust been so shaken as recently. In the past when there has been malfeasance, immorality, unethical behavior, or criminal acts, there have been safeguards, leaders, and common citizens who have been able to right the ship, so to speak. I was concerned that those pillars and the men and women who keep them upright had collapsed and we were in ruins. Definitely still some cracks and crumbling mortar, however.

 

Oh, and chapeau to @Sbbruin for suggesting that the delay was so they could queue it up before heading home to avoid the fireworks. Good call.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

15 minutes ago, Mole said:

Remember that there’s a fine line between a healthy expression of justified anger and a visit by the police.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Of course. Of course the newly elected Congressman for my district, Pete Sessions, is involved with that mess with "Spyder." Gah.

[Eskimohorn 5615]

Trump has raised more than $200 million since he lost the election. Who’s had a better 6 weeks - Amazon? And it’s almost all profit and what he does distribute out is clean as a virgin’s honeypot. He’s not 1-55. He’s 200,000,000 and 0. Fuckin’ ballin’

[Neonmoon 38127]

Listening to Jenny Ellis say that SCOTUS decided this on a political whim with SCOTUS being majority conservative and 3 being elected by Trump himself is the chefs kiss 

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

This is the last ditch effort. You act like this was a rational, well thought out strategy and 1-56 was just them getting our asses lubed for the SCOTUS buttfucking? All those Trump judges just handing out losses like candy so the real litigation could be assembled by Ken fucking Paxton A week before the electors meet to make it all but official?

Ma’am, go have some wine or egg nog and watch movies. 

Im sorry, is this man bothering you Ms. Whiggins? I’m not sure how he got in here, let me take him outside. YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU LEAVE MS WHIGGINS ALONE! MS WHIGGINS IS A SAINT! Ok, all good here. 

Edited December 12, 2020 by Hank Scorpio

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

48 minutes ago, Yuk said:

 

25% of republicans stop voting. Democrats win all the elections. 
republicans:  see I told you it’s rigged.  They’re winning places they never won before. 
 

it’s like a yogi berraism only sad instead of endearing. 

[Sawbonz 27427]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Allen West seems normal 

 

Didn’t he torture POWs in Iraq or Afghanistan?

[Royalfan5 2348]

In hindsight this whole thing has been Pickett’s Charge but they all tied their shoelaces together first.

[tx 3 putt 76368]

I’m going to od on maga tears tonight 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[Brisketexan 104604]

Like why won't Sela Ward leave her husband and run off with you, and maybe you get a little pissed and maybe you say something you shouldn't, and maybe DPS is asking if it's your voice on a recording?

Back. The fuck. OFF.

Sela is mine.

[Sawbonz 27427]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Pass. I have enough exposure to covid 19 at work

[Gatorubet 30097]

[Brisketexan 104604]

[ruitxn 295]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Is Jeffrey sure his mom will allow him to declare civil war.

['stache 21772]

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

[tx 3 putt 76368]

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

First he has to crush the old town country buffet. Maybe he’ll get his ice cream to go 

[jimmyjazz 45557]

Quote

Asked about Merritt’s limited experience in military intelligence, Powell said in a text to The Post: “I cannot confirm that Joshua Merritt is even Spider. Strongly encourage you not to print.”

Of her description of him as a military intelligence expert, she said, “If we made a mistake, we will correct it.”

I am overdosing on right-wing tears and inconsistencies.

So, you can't confirm Merritt is Spider, but you might have incorrectly overstated Merritt's qualifications.

Gotcha.

[Ted Lange 16048]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

I'm a little concerned (not in a Susan Collins way) that while Trump and his Cling-Ons made quite a bit of pocket change, the slightly unhinged are going to get obnoxious and unruly in the middle of a pandemic and I am praying our healthcare workers will make it through.

[Gil Bang 25897]

 

[High Plains Drifter 10976]

 

Will somebody go to TxAgs or Tigerdroppings and post that picture of ACB with lasers coming out of her eyes?

 

[kilroydos 267]

You know what?  Threads like this make me incredibly disappointed and sad as hell when comparing them to similar ones on Oklahoma boards.  I'm a Sooner, but it feels like I've got way more in common with you all than with them on 95% of these things.  Football is fun as hell, and so is hating Texas, but when it comes to the future of the goddamn country, this is where I'd rather be.

Hook 'em.

Vomit in my mouth.

[jimmyjazz 45557]

Michael Rapaport seriously needs to run for office.  He'd be the moderate counter to AOC the Dems need.  I'd love to see them hashing things out.  "Dummy!"  "Nazi!"

[staboner 4958]

these people are batshit dumb. and thats scary. that ain't no shit

ya'll homies be safe. just a few hours left to make it to saturday

 

[Yuk 1509]

He meant to rewatch Avengers: Civil War. Interesting choice but we all cope differently.

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Sawbonz 27427]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

The battalion is an entry-level training unit. It has not had an operational mission since World War II. Mingledorff said soldiers there “do not collect, analyze or provide intelligence in any way.”

That’s exactly what a super secret elite military intelligence outfit would say publicly 

[atomheartbevo 89424]

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Back. The fuck. OFF.

Sela is mine.

Has she ever seen you in the nude while wondering how you got past her security system?

I'm not saying she's seen me nude......

[Gatorubet 30097]

[aggie08 21432]

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

So I have never read that board, but within the first three minutes of a random thread I saw this.  We have some people who are filled with a whole bunch of hate who need some help emotionally.

 

 

Three things:

1) I cannot begin to express the joy of scrolling that forum watching these idiots repeat ad nauseum that we are a nation of laws and Constitution above all else while simultaneously fully expecting in their heart of hearts that Supreme Court judges owed Donnie a favor...and knowing that the lightbulb will never, ever click on.

2) I can't help but feel a little bad for Judge Beer Bro. Raked over the coals by Democrats, now presumably having to deal with the rath of MAGA "betrayed"

3) Holy fuck does the site love The Patriot. I'm sure they hold similar world views to its star, but I actually kinda like that movie. Pretty sure it'll be ruined forever for me.

Edited December 12, 2020 by aggie08

[Gil Bang 25897]

 

[Goredho 17348]

29 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I like the cut of his jibs.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Let’s all pretend nothing happened! Nothing to see here 

 

[Sawbonz 27427]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Staying at Spec 4 for a solid 10 years? That actually requires some determination.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Let’s all pretend nothing happened! Nothing to see here 

 

Absolute cowards.  Fuck em all.  No, you weren't just kidding around.  Fuck yourselves and a pox on your houses.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Y’all ever continue to wonder why Hugo and I migrated to this fine establishment?

This shit right here. And this mess is actually restrained compared to the usual nutty squirrel turds that usually make up that board.

[Sawbonz 27427]

43 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is that from Olan Mills?

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all ever continue to wonder why Hugo and I migrated to this fine establishment?

This shit right here. And this mess is actually restrained compared to the usual nutty squirrel turds that usually make up that board.

First, lol at "Silver lining is that Biden will be removed soon" and second, holy shit the Q thread replies are almost at 16k.