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4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The bullshit won't stop until he's dead.

A psychic friend of mine says that's in a couple of months. She has a 50/50 hit rate, so take it for what it's worth.

I needed some good news. Thanks. 
 

I’ll go ahead and predict he croaks on February 13. Ask your psychic what she thinks about that. 

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The rumor is that Alito and Thomas voted first, and then there was a dump of 7 votes. Texas expert says there’s only a 0.0039% chance of this happening.

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Fuck Kayleigh and her headache and all the other enabling babysitters. I hope she hasn’t had a night with more than three hours of sleep for this entire year. I hope he texts her and calls her at al

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40 plus indictments, guilty pleas, convictions, prison sentences, and roughly a dozen fed cases borne of said investigation is slightly more than jack shit.

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So they put votes in the boxes today, but congress doesn’t count them until 1/7?  Feels like a lot of time to tamper, and they are technically secret and anonymous, correct?  I just wouldn’t put it past them to try. 

Oh, it's not even a secret that they'll try. This is the funny part -- if they make enough noise about it, then Pelosi *really will* refuse to seat the 100+ Trumpkin reps who signed the seditious wet dream petition to SCOTUS, and either they accept Biden, or they get President Pelosi. If they don't make any noise, then they have too little standing, and some of the conspirators back out at the last minute, and they end up being put in history books as the lunatic two or three dissenters.

This thing is all over but the medical footnotes.

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So they put votes in the boxes today, but congress doesn’t count them until 1/7?  Feels like a lot of time to tamper, and they are technically secret and anonymous, correct?  I just wouldn’t put it past them to try. 

The individual elector ballots are counted today so there are no surprises after today. Technically the state totals are not tabulated until the next Congress is in session.

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7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So they put votes in the boxes today, but congress doesn’t count them until 1/7?  Feels like a lot of time to tamper, and they are technically secret and anonymous, correct?  I just wouldn’t put it past them to try. 

Per similar attempts to overturn electors in 1876, any changes to the state law regarding electors, overturning electors, seating different electors, etc. isn’t allowed. 

Congress’ role on 1/6 is just to announce the totals 

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8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Per similar attempts to overturn electors in 1876, any changes to the state law regarding electors, overturning electors, seating different electors, etc. isn’t allowed. 

Congress’ role on 1/6 is just to announce the totals 

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15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So they put votes in the boxes today, but congress doesn’t count them until 1/7?  Feels like a lot of time to tamper, and they are technically secret and anonymous, correct?  I just wouldn’t put it past them to try. 

They aren’t relying on one box. The electors record their votes in writing and then count them. Then, they sign six copies of a Certificate of the Vote. The National Archives will post those Certificates of Vote when they receive them. According to the National Archives, the six copies go, by registered mail, to:

one copy goes to the president of the US Senate and will be officially counted in the Capitol on January 6

two copies go to the state's secretary of state, 

two copies go to National Archives and Records Administration

one copy, a backup, goes to the presiding judge in the district where the electors meet

 

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26 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They aren’t relying on one box. The electors record their votes in writing and then count them. Then, they sign six copies of a Certificate of the Vote. The National Archives will post those Certificates of Vote when they receive them. According to the National Archives, the six copies go, by registered mail, to:

one copy goes to the president of the US Senate and will be officially counted in the Capitol on January 6

two copies go to the state's secretary of state, 

two copies go to National Archives and Records Administration

one copy, a backup, goes to the presiding judge in the district where the electors meet

 

Do Stephen Miller's follow the same process?

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41 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Oh, it's not even a secret that they'll try. This is the funny part -- if they make enough noise about it, then Pelosi *really will* refuse to seat the 100+ Trumpkin reps who signed the seditious wet dream petition to SCOTUS, and either they accept Biden, or they get President Pelosi.

This is known as the "fuck around and find out" electoral procedure.

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23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Just a lawyer for the President (unofficially, unless he actually wins a case) casually telling people to legitimately prepare for a collapse-of-society civil war because Trump must remain in office. Pretty ho hum for this administration.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The bullshit won't stop until he's dead.

A psychic friend of mine says that's in a couple of months. She has a 50/50 hit rate, so take it for what it's worth.

12+ months ago, I posted on this very site (not sure which thread) that Trump would become gravely ill shortly after the convention and Autumnal Equinox.  And that he would likely die from that illness.  I was damn close, and this was long before we knew about Coronavirus.  And he only lived because they had 9 months to come up with some pretty badass experimental therapeutics and meds to get him through.  

My point?  My name is Miss Cleo........CALL ME NOW! 

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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

So is this loss for trump the last of his bullshit lawsuits or are they more out there so he can lose some more. 
 

In other news, trump is about to suffer yet another loss in the electoral college today when they electors vote to throw that loser out of office. 
 

By the time he is done here no politician in America history will have lost as much as America’s biggest loser, Donald J. “Loser” Trump. 

This triggered a memory for me. This is the party that thought this was clever as hell in 2020:

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There are kernels of corn in Al Gore's shit more worthy of respect than Donald Trump at his best moment.

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11 minutes ago, Horndog said:

The Kraken can't have many tentacles left, can she? 

Here's something I just found out.  One of the tentacles of an octopus is its dick.  This puts both the Kraken mythology and the scene in "Better Off Dead" where Lane finds out the French exchange student does in fact speak decent English...in a whole new context.

Nothing after 2020 will ever be the same. 

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Apparently the Uncle Sam moron isn’t an actual Alabama elector but a fucking actor hired by the Alabama GOP to bring some pizzazz to what should be a boring and routine procedure.

I’ve been searching to see if I can find out who he is because he deserves to be shamed for agreeing to participate in this clownshow.

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5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Apparently the Uncle Sam moron isn’t an actual Alabama elector but a fucking actor hired by the Alabama GOP to bring some pizzazz to what should be a boring and routine procedure.

I’ve been searching to see if I can find out who he is because he deserves to be shamed for agreeing to participate in this clownshow.

I'm sure the guy needs work. It's not his fault they're all clowns.

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I'm releasing this picture of me, your favorite President, in the Oval Office working on the written part of my application to get into the Electoral College. A professor from the college...this big, burly, smart looking man. Hairy forearms out to here. He comes walking up to me. He says, "Mr. President, sir, your whistling, it's like a bird flew down from a beautiful cloud and was too smart to get killed by one of those cancer-causing..." You know windmills are killing all the birds. Piles of them. Mountains. Sad, all these birds. The ones that don't get cooked by the mirrors. 

He comes up to me. I'm whistling and using my intellectual as I rock back and forth, mostly forth, on my feet. What's he got streaming down the front of his head? Yea, tears. Running down his face like a dog. "Sir!" he says to me. "I'm smart, you wouldn't believe how smart, but I'm like a child, a stupid child, compared to you. You should run that college. You've got university running experience! Just apply and they'll put you in charge!"

He falls to the ground wracked, that's a college type word: wracked. Nobody else knows how to use it. I had to tell them. Wracked. Not kicked in cherries. It's different. I would have known wracked if I'd taken the admission test. I mean, I did. I was kidding there. Boy did I ace that test. He's wracked in...well, he's really wracked. What can I say? Wracked.

So, I'm applying to the electoral college. Won't need Daddy this time. I'll get right in. Then I'll be running it. I'll fire Dean and all the other losers in charge. We'll save democracy once I'm the boss of the university. But doing this isn't cheap. Look at that fabulous Trump Tablet I'm using. I won't tell you how much it costs because you wouldn't believe. So click the link, Sean. I'll be looking for your name on the list of PATRIOTS who will join me to save America from urban criminals trying to steal this election and our cars. 

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Jesus. Is every "disputed" state having the GOP deliver their own electoral votes today? At this point, I don't even see this ending on Jan 20th. I assume that anything action from Biden is going to be met with a legal challenge that he isn't the legal President therefore his actions do not need to be followed. 

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12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Jesus. Is every "disputed" state having the GOP deliver their own electoral votes today? At this point, I don't even see this ending on Jan 20th. I assume that anything action from Biden is going to be met with a legal challenge that he isn't the legal President therefore his actions do not need to be followed. 

Remember when Democrats were sore losers 4 years ago? Long con projection of eventual actions. Bc Dems didn’t go 1-59 in post election lawsuit, try to seat their own electors or delay the transition. 

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Are we taking bets on which state will submit its EC votes to get Biden over the 270 hump this afternoon?  He's gotta be getting close.  

Obviously they need to be received by the 23rd by the myriad entities that receive one of the 6 copies.  And then both chambers count them on 6 January.

But who will be the state that puts Biden over 270?  And please don't release the names of the people submitting those EC votes from that state.  Just keep them all blended together so nobody tries to murder their families.  Because that's what Trumpers understand. When you are frustrated, you should take to arms.  

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Are we taking bets on which state will submit its EC votes to get Biden over the 270 hump this afternoon?  He's gotta be getting close.  

Obviously they need to be received by the 23rd by the myriad entities that receive one of the 6 copies.  And then both chambers count them on 6 January.

But who will be the state that puts Biden over 270?  And please don't release the names of the people submitting those EC votes from that state.  Just keep them all blended together so nobody tries to murder their families.  Because that's what Trumpers understand. When you are frustrated, you should take to arms.  

Also, the edit/delete post feature is not working for me.  So many questions on the new site style.  But I'll figure it out and quit wasting space for the sake of our DT Trumpers.  

But may I submit in the wake of Trump's new lawsuit record of 1 for 59...then we have the Mendoza line for anyone batting under .200

And we should have the Trumper line or Giuliani line (I'll leave it to Trumpers to decide) for anyone batting under .100  Specifically under .017  for a 6-week stretch.  Time was that kind of month-and-a-half rut not only got you demoted but oftentimes your minor league teammates would beat you in your bunk with pillow cases filled with bat donuts. 

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Are we taking bets on which state will submit its EC votes to get Biden over the 270 hump this afternoon?  He's gotta be getting close.  

Obviously they need to be received by the 23rd by the myriad entities that receive one of the 6 copies.  And then both chambers count them on 6 January.

But who will be the state that puts Biden over 270?  And please don't release the names of the people submitting those EC votes from that state.  Just keep them all blended together so nobody tries to murder their families.  Because that's what Trumpers understand. When you are frustrated, you should take to arms.  

It’ll be California as they are 55 votes and the second to last to vote. At 5:30 ET, California’s 55 will be added to Biden’s 247 and put him over. 

Biden will speak right after 

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13 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Well yeah, but their shenanigans will be relegated from page 2 of the paper to page 10 to a footnote to obscurity pretty quickly. Nobody will care.

Nope. Sadly, if it bleeds it leads. There will be blood and fire and bombs.

Donald Trump is doing everything he can to encourage it. But let's not impeach the fucker because it will just get everybody riled up.

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