the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance

[Shaddie 1684]

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

My wife has a merkin.

Wait, what were we talking about?

Mother f’effer. Once again you have NOT followed the “RULES”. 
May your post live in infamy and may you die in the storm of not following the rules. 
 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 53528]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh boy. 

 

Been reading the comments for lols. 
apparently Roberts went to Epstein island and that is how they’ve compromised him. 

[Ted Lange 16423]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26860]

Oh boy, pt 2: Trumpworld is lining up behind this

 

[miguelito 11506]

Wow, a 36 page report.

[956 Worldwide 35597]

25 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh boy, pt 2: Trumpworld is lining up behind this

 

This dimwit is considered a crank in his own area of “expertise” (economics) and now we’re supposed to listen to his assessment of election security? 

[956 Worldwide 35597]

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Been reading the comments for lols. 
apparently Roberts went to Epstein island and that is how they’ve compromised him. 

This was a plot point in the MAGA Cinematic Universe several installments ago.

[Pato del Muerto 53528]

From reading the article, that report is just rehashing all the same lies. 
 

if they have a list of 8000 dead PA voters, release it to be verified. 

[jimmyjazz 47221]

27 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh boy, pt 2: Trumpworld is lining up behind this

 

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“Evidence used to conduct this assessment includes more than 50 lawsuits and judicial rulings, thousands of affidavits and declarations,1 testimony in a variety of state venues, published analyses by think tanks and legal centers, videos and photos, public comments, and extensive press coverage,” the report claims.

Ah.  So some of the evidence used to conduct this assessment is a bevy of failed lawsuits and judicial rulings?  

Excellent strategy.

[Beau Vine 55867]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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GYNA!

I can't wait to see little African children carrying those around while wearing their Astros 2020 American League Champs shirts.

[Gatorubet 30726]

 
Attorney Lin Wood is actively preparing a complaint seeking to enjoin & PREVENT THE GEORGIA RUNOFF from going forward on January 5th...

Thank God he is not passively preparing it.

[TwiceHorn 32083]

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ah.  So some of the evidence used to conduct this assessment is a bevy of failed lawsuits and judicial rulings?  

Excellent strategy.

I am going to guess that not a scintilla of the "evidence" in that report came from any place other than failed lawsuits.  And discussions about them in various fora.

Edited December 18, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[Neonmoon 38130]

Trump has the biggest collect of morons working for him, including his kids. 

[Brisketexan 106922]

From reading the article, that report is just rehashing all the same lies. 
 
if they have a list of 8000 dead PA voters, release it to be verified. 

Ah.  So some of the evidence used to conduct this assessment is a bevy of failed lawsuits and judicial rulings?  
Excellent strategy.

These. It’s exactly the same shit we’ve heard before...and that has been debunked. The same list of “dead” voters, where the names they did release were shown to be, you know, not dead. All that shit.

They just say shit, and think that if they say it, that makes it true. And to their moron base, it does.

[Underdog 29196]

47 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh boy, pt 2: Trumpworld is lining up behind this

 

[zork 629]

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I prefer the Barkin, personally.

Wait, what was the question?

Spoiler

 

[Beau Vine 55867]

13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Thank God he is not passively preparing it.

Well, that is what Kraken Bitch does.

[jimmyjazz 47221]

Every year, approximately 0.86% of Americans die.  Without assuming any particular age or geographic skew, let's estimate how many of the 6.9M Pennsylvania voters might die in a year:

6.9M x 0.0086 = 59K voters (per year)

How many per month, to try to put a gross number on mail-in and absentee voters in the fall 2020 election?

59K / 12 = 4.9K

 

Suddenly 8K "dead" voters doesn't seem so out of whack.  Now tell me how many of those extra few thousand voters went for Biden over Trump, fraudulently.

[Neonmoon 38130]

About that Antrim County “win”

 

[atomheartbevo 90655]

 

[AnTiM 1695]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Well, I am certainly not disappointed in you because you have repeatedly demonstrated what a gigantic asshole you are, which is exactly what I have known for forty years.

[Fudge Nuggets 19457]

11 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh boy. 

 

When any slapdick TX GOP politician uses the phrase "You can make of it what you will."  You can bet your ass the rest of his words are straight up lies.

I got no problem if Roberts wants to pack his shit on January 21.  Fuck him.

Edited December 18, 2020 by Fudge Nuggets

[Fudge Nuggets 19457]

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

From reading the article, that report is just rehashing all the same lies. 
 

if they have a list of 8000 dead PA voters, release it to be verified. 

Says right here that John Smith voted in Cambria county.  I have an obituary for one Mr. John Smith from 1988.

StOPz the STEEL!!!!

Edited December 18, 2020 by Fudge Nuggets

[Guest Lobo]

"Now Jerry, why would I...a Tufts University trained Manufacturing Policy Bureaucrat, refer state election law matters to legal experts of those jurisdictions?  When as many as 19 Americans are clamoring to hear my jurisprudence opinion on the matter?"  

-Peter "Cosmo" Navarro 

Edited December 18, 2020 by Lobo

[Fudge Nuggets 19457]

It’s December 18 and dotard still lost. 

[HenryJames 67399]

 

[Upgrayedd 5900]

42 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46170]

53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

At this point I'm almost convinced Lin Wood isn't even a real person.

[Keef 891]

Lin Wood reminds me of an evil Barry Zuckerkorn.

[956 Worldwide 35597]

Sidney Powell and Lin Wood being highly respected lawyers who would never stake their immaculate reputations on lunacy is my favorite plot point of MAGA Cinematic Universe. 

[The University 852]

On 12/18/2020 at 2:39 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Ah.  So some of the evidence used to conduct this assessment is a bevy of failed lawsuits and judicial rulings?  

Excellent strategy.

it's like aggy losing 50 in a row to bama. those were good sec losses worth at least 40 consecutive wins in any other conference.

[TwiceHorn 32083]

12 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sidney Powell and Lin Wood being highly respected lawyers who would never stake their immaculate reputations on lunacy is my favorite plot point of MAGA Cinematic Universe. 

It's emblematic of the bizarre transformation so many Trumpsters have undergone.

Neither of them was in the spotlight until recently and, a decade or more ago, they did have solid reputations as lawyers.

Then all of the sudden they pop up spewing lunacy.  I have the sense that Wood was more actively practicing law than Powell.  And although he took the Sandmann case, he was fairly quiet about it and he had made his bones with defamation in the Jewell case.

Similarly, Powell showed up in Flynn's case, but mostly as a rabid anti-government defense lawyer, which isn't all that uncommon and =/= Trumpkin, automatically.  Many are liberal and anti-government.

Then the election neared or passed and kaboom the insanity kraken is released.

[aggie08 21828]

15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sidney Powell and Lin Wood being highly respected lawyers who would never stake their immaculate reputations on lunacy is my favorite plot point of MAGA Cinematic Universe. 

I know literally nothing about either one of them before this last month, but I assume they had to be at least somewhat respectable at some point, right? Smart of them, I guess, to realize there's more money in abandoning all dignity and hopping aboard the Q grift train than there is being a mildly-competent lawyer.

[Hanrahan 1306]

Sidney Powell and Lin Wood being highly respected lawyers who would never stake their immaculate reputations on lunacy is my favorite plot point of MAGA Cinematic Universe. 

Dude, nothing in this train wreck will ever top the Elite Strike Force presser at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping next door to a smut shack.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[Chad Fuck 18153]

Dude, nothing in this train wreck will ever top the Elite Strike Force presser at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping next door to a smut shack.

You say that, yet it has been said countless times the last four years. It’s been wrong every time.

There’s still time on the clock for colossal fuck ups. Russians in the innerwebs shoulda toldja.

[wildcat09 29592]

42 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's emblematic of the bizarre transformation so many Trumpsters have undergone.

Neither of them was in the spotlight until recently and, a decade or more ago, they did have solid reputations as lawyers.

Then all of the sudden they pop up spewing lunacy.  I have the sense that Wood was more actively practicing law than Powell.  And although he took the Sandmann case, he was fairly quiet about it and he had made his bones with defamation in the Jewell case.

Similarly, Powell showed up in Flynn's case, but mostly as a rabid anti-government defense lawyer, which isn't all that uncommon and =/= Trumpkin, automatically.  Many are liberal and anti-government.

Then the election neared or passed and kaboom the insanity kraken is released.

Apparently Wood “embraced Christianity” a couple of years ago and has since alienated his family and former partners. His partners got sick of his shit and negotiated buyouts, which he never paid them.

Until around 2018 it seems like he was still a pretty normal guy. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he suffered a mini-stroke around that time. Those can cause some serious personality changes.

I don’t know much about Powell, but she’s of a more common type (with a background as a grandstanding prosecutor) so I’m not sure her current behavior is really that different than her past. Could just be she found a bigger stage for her normal act.

[jimmyjazz 47221]

47 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's emblematic of the bizarre transformation so many Trumpsters have undergone.

The anti-intellectual bias, except in the case of crackpot attorneys pushing evidence-free conspiracy theories and quack doctors touting elderberries and HCQ is stunning. 

"She has an MD, she's an expert!!!"

"Jill Biden's doctoral dissertation is typical low-performance libtard academic trash!"

[TwiceHorn 32083]

10 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Apparently Wood “embraced Christianity” a couple of years ago and has since alienated his family and former partners. His partners got sick of his shit and negotiated buyouts, which he never paid them.

Until around 2018 it seems like he was still a pretty normal guy. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he suffered a mini-stroke around that time. Those can cause some serious personality changes.

I don’t know much about Powell, but she’s of a more common type (with a background as a grandstanding prosecutor) so I’m not sure her current behavior is really that different than her past. Could just be she found a bigger stage for her normal act.

From her resume and DDD Dad, although she was a US Attorney for a brief period and actually worked with Emmett Sullivan, her main claim to fame was as a civil appellate attorney, which is right there with patent lawyer as unflamboyant lawyer.

[Scheiss Meister 8472]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is that a confession?  To a layman that looks like a confession.

[washparkhorn 9973]

51 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Apparently Wood “embraced Christianity” a couple of years ago and has since alienated his family and former partners. His partners got sick of his shit and negotiated buyouts, which he never paid them.

Until around 2018 it seems like he was still a pretty normal guy. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he suffered a mini-stroke around that time. Those can cause some serious personality changes.

I don’t know much about Powell, but she’s of a more common type (with a background as a grandstanding prosecutor) so I’m not sure her current behavior is really that different than her past. Could just be she found a bigger stage for her normal act.

Lin Wood's big break was representing Richard Jewell successfully. He was portrayed by Sam Rockwell (appears to be a composite character).

Here is a 60 Minutes interview (Mike Wallace) with Lin Wood appearing at ~6:30

 

Edited December 19, 2020 by washparkhorn

[Neonmoon 38130]

Oh this should be good 

 

[SilasCoade 2622]

Does congress have to approve special counsel appointments? I mean, her amateur hour filings demonstrate a lack of competence.

[Pato del Muerto 53528]

So she was with the campaign legal staff, then she wasn’t, and now she might become the president’s lawyer?  I assume this is so he can pay her out of our generously provided tax money while he still has the ability as a tribute to her devotion. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So she was with the campaign legal staff, then she wasn’t, and now she might become the president’s lawyer?  I assume this is so he can pay her out of our generously provided tax money while he still has the ability as a tribute to her devotion. 

Trump fired Barr to install someone willing to investigate baseless election fraud. So now Rosen will appoint whoever Trump wants. Surprised it’s Powell because she is nuts. But apparently Giuliani and Flynn were in this WH meeting so obviously there was a lot of crazy involved 

[TwiceHorn 32083]

37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh this should be good 

 

Fucking LOL.

Appointment.

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The Attorney General, or in cases in which the Attorney General is recused, the Acting Attorney General, will appoint a Special Counsel when he or she determines that criminal investigation of a person or matter is warranted and -

(a) That investigation or prosecution of that person or matter by a United States Attorney's Office or litigating Division of the Department of Justice would present a conflict of interest for the Department or other extraordinary circumstances; and

(b) That under the circumstances, it would be in the public interest to appoint an outside Special Counsel to assume responsibility for the matter.

Removal.

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The Special Counsel may be disciplined or removed from office only by the personal action of the Attorney General. The Attorney General may remove a Special Counsel for misconduct, dereliction of duty, incapacity, conflict of interest, or for other good cause, including violation of Departmental policies. The Attorney General shall inform the Special Counsel in writing of the specific reason for his or her removal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/28/part-600

Edited December 19, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[Leeroy Jenkins 2489]

[TexasEd 8266]

Did anyone else catch this from one of Trump's Georgia lawsuits?

"voting fraud, including machine-controlled algorithms deliberately run by Dominion Voting Systems that generally took more than 2.5% of the votes from Mr. Biden and flipped them to Mr. Trump for a more than 5% fraudulent vote increase"

https://www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/45/2020/11/Document-5.pdf

 

[RDCanecutter 26898]

On 12/17/2020 at 8:31 PM, miguelito said:

Wow, a 36 page report.

The trick is to make the margins just a hair wider, and switch the font from 12 points to 12.3, fiddle around a little with the double-spacing the same way, and use lots of quotes in foreign languages so that you can add the English translation. The professor ain't gonna read it anyway.

[Js1 87190]

Checks out to me