the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance

[staboner 4969]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The Conservative party in this country is the Democratic Party.

 

That is the starting point for any rational, realistic, grounded in reality understanding of "truth".

 

Those of us with a progressive, genuinely certifiable, 100% "Liberal" agenda HAVE NO PARTY.

Conservatives, who want to preserve America as it has been known, are Democrats.

Those who support the current President? Those who vote Republican?  Yeah, those people are fascists. Let's not mince words, let's not put pretense out there of shit that's not true.

If you vote "Red" you are a fucking authoritarian, tyrant supporting piece of fucking totalitarian shit. You are an ASSHOLE.

 

If you consider yourself in any way "moderate" or "middle of the road" you should be screaming your support of Nancy Pelosi and her corporatist Democrat platform from the fucking rooftops. You should be a Democrat with a fucking capital D, and Joe Biden should be your patron fucking saint.

 

 

We Liberals, who have way more in common with 6.8 billion of our fellow fucking human beings than you do, HAVE NO PARTY in this country. We only vote Democrat because they are not fucking homicidal lunatics. So GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS, you so called "moderate" Americans. Call the Republicans the pieces of shit that they are. GROW. SOME. FUCKING. BALLS.

thanks for this gem. its nothing but this for so long now. most everything else is noise repositioning this takeaway in some form or fashion. 

 

[Huckleberry 32859]

3 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Nebraska and Maine, the two states that currently "proportionally" split their EC votes, both allocate them by congressional district. For instance, under this scenario, WI has 8 congressional districts, 5 are GOP, 3 dem.  There would be a 5-5 split with EC votes, despite Biden winning the state.  And that's before the shenanigans that take place with the gerrymander after the HoR is increased.  

That's not proportionally assigning the EC votes. That's assigning them by district.

[staboner 4969]

33 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20397]

37 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Paraphrased as...

Today I told my kids that I’m seeking to be part of a movement to overthrow the US government by intimidating elected officials and civilians with threats and/or acts of physical violence. If that makes me a terrorist, so be it.

I once served as a member of the military and enjoy benefits of a functioning government, the same government I now wish to overthrow.

 

Alternately: I'm a fat, cheeto-eating troll farmer in Macedonia who's paid to wreck shop.

 

[4th&Five 41529]

 

[hayden_horn 11362]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

i mean, it's just so aggressively hypocritical.

[Guest Lobo]

I'm trying to picture what she thinks the parts of a ballot machine look like that they could magically produce illegal/fraudulent votes at the top of the ticket and then change to her name mid-way thru?  She's the one that claims that "election machines in Georgia had parts changed."  I'm guessing they can only be repaired by tiny little instruments flown in from El Paso?  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

i mean, it's just so aggressively hypocritical.

I feel like the new crop of the GOP is the golem of the US Politician. We have believed so long that our politicians are evil and untrustworthy and just like that, the worst realization of that notion manifests right before our very eyes. many of us stare in bewilderment, but far too many others keep feeding the demon. it's heartbreaking

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

30 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That's not proportionally assigning the EC votes. That's assigning them by district.

Exactly.  

[formermav43 4606]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Bowser should station police at every road leading into DC and just have them arrested immediately. 

I’m thinking koopa troopas and goombas.

[TexArcher 37774]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I feel like the new crop of the GOP is the golem of the US Politician. We have believed so long that our politicians are evil and untrustworthy and just like that, the worst realization of that notion manifests right before our very eyes. many of us stare in bewilderment, but far too many others keep feeding the demon. it's heartbreaking

It reminds me of Anthony Jeselnik explaining that when he went on stage as a young comic the crowds already hated him for looking like a model, so he decided to take that and run with it and just be an over-the-top asshole.  I wonder if our collective cynicism helped create this new breed of GOP cunts.  Or maybe they just feel like they can be cunts out in the open since we all expect them to be cunts anyway.  They don't even try to be subtle about it anymore.

[Biff Tannen 45678]

32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

thatsnothowthisworksyoucunt.gif

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

She says grudge, but he shuts that down....

 

[TexasEd 8066]

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I still think the answer is to up the number of the HoR (435 cap is fucking dumb) and then have the Electoral College still exist, but have the EC votes associated with HoR numbers be proportional, and those related to the Senate numbers be winner takes all.  

Increasing the HoR would be a compromise to make the EC closer to a PV but would it result in more or less polarized Congress (on both sides) 

[RDCanecutter 26426]

37 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I like her. They were always going to elect somebody with her views. Imagine if it had been somebody who could fake sanity.

I bet she and Mo Brooks start humping in stairwells and produce a little orange monkey baby.

[jimmyjazz 45914]

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I bet she and Mo Brooks start humping in stairwells and produce a little orange monkey baby.

Well, there went that little fantasy of mine.  Jesus, how 'bout a spoiler alert?

[TwiceHorn 31457]

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I like her. They were always going to elect somebody with her views. Imagine if it had been somebody who could fake sanity.

I bet she and Mo Brooks start humping in stairwells and produce a little orange monkey baby.

Thas racis.  Probably.  Maybe.  Oh, nevermind.

[Js1 85320]

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I like her. They were always going to elect somebody with her views. Imagine if it had been somebody who could fake sanity.

I bet she and Mo Brooks start humping in stairwells and produce a little orange monkey baby.

Lauren Boebert will show up and watch while stroking her glock. 

[RDCanecutter 26426]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Thas racis.  Probably.  Maybe.  Oh, nevermind.

Mo Brooks is not a race Mo Brooks is a species.

[Pancho 44769]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20397]

These fucks!  I'll bet there are about 4000 people there and no antifa/BLM. They'll start drifting away looking for an open waffle house long before dark.

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26426]

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

These fucks!  I'll bet there are about 4000 people there and no antifa/BLM. They'll start drifting away looking for an open waffle house long before dark.

 

 

It's gonna look like Branson in DC.

[Guest Lobo]

^
Which is the name of my upcoming musical about the rich and proud history of Proud Boys called "Branson in DC."  I think it'll end up rivaling "Hamilton" before it's all said and done.  

[Sawbonz 27548]

38 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

She says grudge, but he shuts that down....

 

She almost couldn’t even get the question (accusation) about the grudge out after he finished his first response. She knew how ridiculous it was going to sound

 

Also Brad is quite articulate/no racist

[Js1 85320]

18 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

These fucks!  I'll bet there are about 4000 people there and no antifa/BLM. They'll start drifting away looking for an open waffle house long before dark.

 

 

A lobotomy

[RDCanecutter 26426]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

^
Which is the name of my upcoming musical about the rich and proud history of Proud Boys called "Branson in DC."  I think it'll end up rivaling "Hamilton" before it's all said and done.  

I push sleds at Cross Fit

A rope, I ascend it

I signed up for Boot Camp

After two weeks it ended

(For me, for me, yes only, for me)

But now these are new days

They need my hero ways

My brain's in a cramp

Counting votes will amaze you

The totals can make you

wake up and sing praise to be

Proud, Boys

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20397]

Trump went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for some votes to steal
He was in a bind 'cause the 6th was the deadline
And he was wlllin' to make a deal ...


 

[RDCanecutter 26426]

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for some votes to steal
He was in a bind 'cause the 6th was the deadline
And he was wlllin' to make a deal ...


 

Throw the Georgia sign language man up on screen while this plays. you're going viral.

[Guest Lobo]

Set Designer and Lyricist?  You're hired, RDCanecutter!

We're taking some artistic licensing with a few other scenes.  There's an establishing scene where the Proud Boys are getting ready to storm the Capitol, and they find the smallest guy with the least amount of tactical shit all over him, then grab him by his gold and blue vest and say, "Are you ready?"  And the little guy says, "I've been waiting for this for the last four years!"  And then the Proud Boy Captain says, "Alright, then you lead us in there!"  I admit it's borrowed from "Rudy." which seems appropriate given who else brought us to this mess.  

[G650 14254]

18 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's gonna look like Branson in DC.

So I actually know someone going to this. I've spent all day chuckling to myself.

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

So I actually know someone going to this. I've spent all day chuckling to myself.

Have you told this someone how fucking stupid traitorous s/he is for supporting authoritarian lunatics who undermine democracy? 

[RDCanecutter 26426]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Set Designer and Lyricist?  You're hired, RDCanecutter!

We're taking some artistic licensing with a few other scenes.  There's an establishing scene where the Proud Boys are getting ready to storm the Capitol, and they find the smallest guy with the least amount of tactical shit all over him, then grab him by his gold and blue vest and say, "Are you ready?"  And the little guy says, "I've been waiting for this for the last four years!"  And then the Proud Boy Captain says, "Alright, then you lead us in there!"  I admit it's borrowed from "Rudy." which seems appropriate given who else brought us to this mess.  

Throw in the Ghost of Lester Maddox swinging an axe handle, and the audience will be on the edge of their seats.

[Chad Fuck 17673]

13 minutes ago, G650 said:

So I actually know someone going to this. I've spent all day chuckling to myself.

I'd love to hear updates from "the front." 

I got bets there's at least one innocuous peripheral interaction with a DC native that's framed as "BLM's tryna kill us!"  Like perhaps buying something at a convenience store and the clerk giving incorrect change.  

[TexasEd 8066]

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Set Designer and Lyricist?  You're hired, RDCanecutter!

We're taking some artistic licensing with a few other scenes.  There's an establishing scene where the Proud Boys are getting ready to storm the Capitol, and they find the smallest guy with the least amount of tactical shit all over him, then grab him by his gold and blue vest and say, "Are you ready?"  And the little guy says, "I've been waiting for this for the last four years!"  And then the Proud Boy Captain says, "Alright, then you lead us in there!"  I admit it's borrowed from "Rudy." which seems appropriate given who else brought us to this mess.  

The build up had me thinking a catapult was involved.

I has disappoint

[RDCanecutter 26426]

1 minute ago, TexasEd said:

The build up had me thinking a catapult was involved.

I has disappoint

First drafts, dude. Let's get some caffeine up in here. And by caffeine, i mean, like, whatever.

[G650 14254]

13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Have you told this someone how fucking stupid traitorous s/he is for supporting authoritarian lunatics who undermine democracy? 

No, it's actually one of the nicest guys I know. Just terribly misinformed. To be honest when they casually dropped they wouldn't be at a meeting Wednesday because they were going to be in DC for the protest I'm glad I was on a phone call with them and not in person because I did a literal double take.

 

I have learned that this persons main news source seems to be YouTube, so that's what we are dealing with here.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'm trying to picture what she thinks the parts of a ballot machine look like that they could magically produce illegal/fraudulent votes at the top of the ticket and then change to her name mid-way thru?  She's the one that claims that "election machines in Georgia had parts changed."  I'm guessing they can only be repaired by tiny little instruments flown in from El Paso?  

The Lizard People are proficient with miniature hand tools.

[Gatorubet 30233]

Trump went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for some votes to steal
He was in a bind 'cause the 6th was the deadline
And he was wlllin' to make a deal ...


 

Rudy’s hands down his pants now, run girl run....
Jina virus from the land of the Rising Sun.... *
Grifters collecting that stole vote dough...
Can’t wear them socialist masks -Hell, NO!




* Trumptards. Plus, they all look alike amirite?

[TexasEd 8066]

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The Lizard People are proficient with miniature hand tools.

They are small lizards and live in the machine.

Where have you been? It's all right, we know where you've been.

 

[Sawbonz 27548]

49 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's gonna look like Branson in DC.

I was thinking Wise County. 

[tx 3 putt 76932]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's gonna look like Branson in DC.

[Guest Lobo]

Was his theater intentionally built to look like a Golden Corral? 

Branson goes to Washington, baby.  This is the perfect way to end Commander Dipshit's time in power. 

[LTbear 4168]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

These fucks!  I'll bet there are about 4000 people there and no antifa/BLM. They'll start drifting away looking for an open waffle house long before dark.

 

 

"The brave patriots" for the love of god someone punch this stupid cunt in the throat

[tx 3 putt 76932]

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Was his theater intentionally built to look like a Golden Corral? 

Branson goes to Washington, baby.  This is the perfect way to end Commander Dipshit's time in power. 

 

#csb - I hadn't been in a golden coral since HS I bet. Met up with an ex coworker for lunch (pre covid) and he wanted to go to golden coral. It was one of the new / remolded ones, the food wasn't bad. The salad bar was good. I hope to never to go to one again though 

[Mole 4330]

The Proud Boys musical should be more of a demented Man of La Mancha than Hamilton.

[RDCanecutter 26426]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

#csb - I hadn't been in a golden coral since HS I bet. Met up with an ex coworker for lunch (pre covid) and he wanted to go to golden coral. It was one of the new / remolded ones, the food wasn't bad. The salad bar was good. I hope to never to go to one again though 

Golden Corral is one of those places to go when you pretend you have traveled to a different country, and want to take in how the people live.

Any given dish at GC can be good. the problem is that folks camp out there and eat 11 of them.

[Beau Vine 54218]

I want to buy Gabriel Sterling a beer.

[Guest Lobo]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

#csb - I hadn't been in a golden coral since HS I bet. Met up with an ex coworker for lunch (pre covid) and he wanted to go to golden coral. It was one of the new / remolded ones, the food wasn't bad. The salad bar was good. I hope to never to go to one again though 

Oh, I wasn't knocking it.  Haven't been there in a long time either, but it wasn't bad by any means.  It's just look at the design and color scheme of Yakov's theater, they both look the same.  And probably both frequented by the same clientele.  I just can't imagine a buffet-based restaurant chain surviving after this, but then---a lot of their patrons won't give a shit about getting other people sick.  

Alright, back to the Proud Boys.  I'm not married to the "Branson in D.C." title, but I like the theme of it.  People who never before really gave a shit about politics outside of the 2A probably, are suddenly rallied by this guy who also didn't really give a shit about politics much outside of New York building code policy.  He makes them feel like they're part of the political elite too now.  And so suddenly they care about elections, they've got their own flags and tartain plaids.  And D.C., this city far away with coastal elites, that it never occurred for them to visit.  Is now going to be the center of their universe this week.  And are they gonna see the Lincoln Memorial or the Declaration of Independence or the Smithsonian?  Nope, they're going to go there to scream and try to get away with as many gun law violations as they possibly can in 36 hours.  

[conVINCEd 21469]

SEC: Northern Expansion works as well.

[atomheartbevo 89658]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

She almost couldn’t even get the question (accusation) about the grudge out after he finished his first response. She knew how ridiculous it was going to sound

Also Brad is quite articulate/no racist

People like Brad could be the future of the party once/if the Trump faction is driven out.