the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance

[Biff Tannen 46163]

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Another one

 

1-52?

[tx 3 putt 78676]

FTR, I called Texas getting involved to try to  save Trump 

[Horndog 2295]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

I have been hoping for a long time to hear Dotus say "This is the big one."

[RDCanecutter 26881]

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

So, the same odds that Kayleigh was going to get to talk to the country as an official type person. But that happened too.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

39 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Okay, I'm on board now. Watching these idiots get their hopes way up that this is the REAL* lawsuit--all the other ones were a purposely poorly rushed smokescreen--that will take down those cheatin' libs is a lot of fun. Since Trump declared this "The Big One" it's going to be truly crushing to them, and I can't wait to see how they spin the defeat.

*While simultaneously containing Mr. One in a Quadrillion's findings and the Michigan stripper's ramblings.

No spin is required.  You just move on to the next thing. How much spin has happened with “and Mexico will pay for it”? “It will magically disappear”? “If Biden is elected the market will crash”?

rationalization is for people with a need for internal honesty. 

[Fastbreak 4045]

Where the fuck is Pelosi? Why aren’t we impeaching this motherfucker again?

[Gil Bang 26235]

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

In news that surprises no one, Mellissa Carone was a stripper at a Detroit-area club called Bada Bing that was shut down while she worked there because the manager and others tortured a customer in the basement.

https://australiannewsreview.com/star-witness-in-trumps-voter-fraud-case-in-michigan-used-to-strip-at-club-named-the-bada-bing/

She's a peach, indeed

 

 

[Upgrayedd 5887]

What is it with these people and their fucking binders?

[The Dog 44856]

5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Where the fuck is Pelosi? Why aren’t we impeaching this motherfucker again?

Because he is leaving office in a little over a month. Possibly sooner if he steps down so Pence can issue a pardon. 

[Fastbreak 4045]

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Because he is leaving office in a little over a month. Possibly sooner if he steps down so Pence can issue a pardon. 

So don’t call the police on the tenant who is burning down your rental house because they are going to move out (allegedly) in a month?  Fuck that. 

[4th&Five 41998]

When you fail in court just tweet it!

 

[RDCanecutter 26881]

Ok, Ima rant a little. Skip it if you want to, I don't care. [/CullmanLiquidation]

Deeply disappointed to see Alabama jump in on this most Aggytastic Texas Steaming Lawsuit Turd. Not surprised, just disappointed.

Up til now, the only redeeming quality about Montgomery is that the slack-jawed Burpington Fauntleroys the IV who would migrate there to "govern" is that they lacked the imagination, creativity, and initiative to do anything at all for their terms, other than butt-nuzzle, get free tickets to sporting events, and once in a while get filmed walking slowly through a field with a shotgun, talking about Jesus. Imagine the Monty Python "Twit of the Year" contest, except with a twang.

I can't imagine that any of them have had the guts to do anything requiring a pardon, so they're climbing on this wagon just so they can't be out-Trumped by a challenger: "Hey yaw, Senator Canecutter sez he's one of us, but how come he didn't investigate the Lizard-Critters from Atlantis who STOLT th'election? Ah know AH shore did." North Alabama Hillbilly accent chosen on purpose. The South Alabama Englishman-on-Quaaludes one is almost gone, more's the pity.

Hopefully this thing is getting slapped down as I type.

[BrickHorn 18447]

13 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

What is it with these people and their fucking binders?

They associate binders with school and, thus, smart people stuff. They never understood what was in the binders they used in school and still don’t understand what’s in whatever binders they have now. But it’s probably something pretty smart, because it’s in a binder!

[RDCanecutter 26881]

6 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

They associate binders with school and, thus, smart people stuff. They never understood what was in the binders they used in school and still don’t understand what’s in whatever binders they have now. But it’s probably something pretty smart, because it’s in a binder!

Something else that's binds pretty well? A straitjacket.

[Red Five 41733]

So the ex-stripper is in possession of a binder that proves the democrats committed massive fraud to steal the election? Do I have that right? 

Man, they should probably show that to someone soon. Maybe even prior to January 20th. 

[Js1 87178]

23 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Where the fuck is Pelosi? Why aren’t we impeaching this motherfucker again?

Trying to pass some COVID relief instead of worrying about Donnie Two Scoops' temper tantrums and 1-51 record in court, post-election. 

[Jive Turkey 12996]

i'm waiting for Trump to declare that "nobody knows more about constitutional law than me."

[We’reTexas 1477]

25 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

What is it with these people and their fucking binders?

I imagine they are all terrified of laptops now. 

[Brisketexan 106889]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So the ex-stripper is in possession of a binder that proves the democrats committed massive fraud to steal the election? Do I have that right? 

Man, they should probably show that to someone soon. Maybe even prior to January 20th. 

The ex-stripper.....who worked in a joint that tortured customers.....who was convicted of a crime involving sending unsolicited sex videos to her ex's ex....who has made numerous already debunked outlandish claims.....who is the star witness for the Trump team.....claims to have actual third party evidence revealing a crime.....but nobody has actually seen it yet.

[Fudge Nuggets 19453]

39 minutes ago, Horndog said:

I have been hoping for a long time to hear Dotus say "This is the big one."

[Underdog 29173]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The ex-stripper.....who worked in a joint that tortured customers.....who was convicted of a crime involving sending unsolicited sex videos to her ex's ex....who has made numerous already debunked outlandish claims.....who is the star witness for the Trump team.....claims to have actual third party evidence revealing a crime.....but nobody has actually seen it yet.

Daytime soaps couldn't come up with anything more outlandish.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

14 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

They associate binders with school and, thus, smart people stuff. They never understood what was in the binders they used in school and still don’t understand what’s in whatever binders they have now. But it’s probably something pretty smart, because it’s in a binder!

In the case of Team Read The Fucking Manual v. Team Hold My Beer Binder, I'm going with the smart people.

[TwiceHorn 32076]

22 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

They associate binders with school and, thus, smart people stuff. They never understood what was in the binders they used in school and still don’t understand what’s in whatever binders they have now. But it’s probably something pretty smart, because it’s in a binder!

It is also quite possible that many of these people only passed their classes because of the "folder grade."  So they have very favorable memories and opinions of folders, binders, and other organizational accessories.

[RDCanecutter 26881]

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Daytime soaps couldn't come up with anything more outlandish.  

But Telenovelas say "Hold mi chela."

[Red Five 41733]

Any, um, pics or vids of said stripping? I feel like I'd need to see it to really evaluate their case. 

[Sbbruin 22142]

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Cousin Strawberry 1273]

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The ex-stripper.....who worked in a joint that tortured customers.....who was convicted of a crime involving sending unsolicited sex videos to her ex's ex....who has made numerous already debunked outlandish claims.....who is the star witness for the Trump team.....claims to have actual third party evidence revealing a crime.....but nobody has actually seen it yet.

Lay off of criticizing her because she was a stripper.  The Bible clearly states, "Blessed be those of soft mind whose only hope for survival is showing strangers their asshole for gold."

[RDCanecutter 26881]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Any, um, pics or vids of said stripping? I feel like I'd need to see it to really evaluate their case. 

She stripped in the time of smart phones. Like the One Ring, the video will find us when it needs to.

[Brisketexan 106889]

1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Lay off of criticizing her because she was a stripper.  The Bible clearly states, "Blessed be those of soft mind whose only hope for survival is showing strangers their asshole for gold."

Yea, verily.    As the Lord said, "the least among you will at least be able to make some denari showing themselves to the lecherous, so they've got that going for them, which is nice."

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Blessed are the smoothbrained, for they shall inherit about 73000000 disciples.  

['stache 22131]

If Trump or his campaign intervene, it'll destroy the Supreme Court's exclusive jurisdiction over cases between states. How can the president of the United States and a supposed billionaire have such terrible attorneys, lol.

['stache 22131]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

[Underdog 29173]

14 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

But Telenovelas say "Hold mi chela."

Go on...

The only thing I remember from Univision was this smoke show from Lente Loco...

[RDCanecutter 26881]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Go on...

The only thing I remember from Univision was this smoke show from Lente Loco...

I was always an Alma Rey man myself.

[Pato del Muerto 53469]

Anyone else watch Destinos in Spanish class?

[Jive Turkey 12996]

Kayleigh could say that the odds of Biden winning were “a bajillion to one, which is essentially a gazillion to the 10th power,” and nobody on Fox News or OAN or Newsmax would say anything about it. 

[RDCanecutter 26881]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anyone else watch Destinos in Spanish class?

Is that the one where they travel around Ecuador on a bus?

[Pato del Muerto 53469]

21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Is that the one where they travel around Ecuador on a bus?

No, Hispanic American lawyer goes to Spain to help find the long lost love of a family’s grandfather who is dying or had died, so she travels all over Spain following leads. Or something like that. 
 

there were times when it was obviously a teaching program, like she’d check in to a hotel and the desk clerk would say I’m giving you room 15, then he’d turn around and count the keys from 1 to 15. 

Edited December 9, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Brisketexan 106889]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No, Hispanic American lawyer goes to Spain to help find the long lost love of a family’s grandfather who is dying or had died, so she travels all over Spain following leads. Or something like that. 
 

there were times when it was obviously a teaching program, like she’d check in to a hotel and the desk clerk while say I’m giving you room 15, then he’s turn around and count the keys from 1 to 15. 

Are you sure you're not mixing it up with this?

 

[27-25 2085]

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

What is it with these people and their fucking binders?

Trump's crack legal team keep their best stuff in their Trapper Keeper binders.  It's the only way to keep track of so many nefarious conspiracies.

[Js1 87178]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No, Hispanic American lawyer goes to Spain to help find the long lost love of a family’s grandfather who is dying or had died, so she travels all over Spain following leads. Or something like that. 
 

there were times when it was obviously a teaching program, like she’d check in to a hotel and the desk clerk while say I’m giving you room 15, then he’s turn around and count the keys from 1 to 15. 

Hell yeah we did! 

[RDCanecutter 26881]

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No, Hispanic American lawyer goes to Spain to help find the long lost love of a family’s grandfather who is dying or had died, so she travels all over Spain following leads. Or something like that. 
 

there were times when it was obviously a teaching program, like she’d check in to a hotel and the desk clerk while say I’m giving you room 15, then he’s turn around and count the keys from 1 to 15. 

After teaching languages, and having to inflict the official material on students, I am glad that I was thought to be too dumb to take foreign languages in Junior High.

Well, yeah, I was flunking English at the time, but it's because I was bored and either creating cartoons, or else reading library books above my grade level. I saw foreign languages as a Dos Equis Man Most Interesting Class In The World, especially once it was forbidden. I got my mom to take me to the book store in the mall (yeah it's been a while) where I found the rack of Teach-Yourself-[language] paperbacks. All the putzes at school were doing French or Spanish, So I picked out Russian and Italian. Actually studied them about as hard as a kid could do, and because I was a kid, I can still remember random strings of both languages.

Well, newly inspired, I started passing English, they let me into French next year, and I...

...got bored and almost failed again. But by then I was a language nerd, and it wasn't in me to quit. But I bet if they'd have let me in the first time, I would have associated it with complete busy work.

Edited December 9, 2020 by RDCanecutter
still flunking english.

[Neonmoon 38130]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53469]

In high school, there was a French kid named marc whose family had immigrated. He spoke perfect English but with a light French accent, and French was his first language. 
he took French to fulfill his “foreign language” requirement. 
 

I took Spanish, as it seemed the most useful for a Texas kid. Then I showed up to UT and saw that my degree plan for chemistry included 9 hours of French, russian, or German. Son of a bitch. But they changed it to any foreign language my first semester, so I got lucky there. 
 

it would be like law school requiring 3 semesters of Latin, to veer back near the thread content. Which I assume law schools do not do. 

[RDCanecutter 26881]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

it would be like law school requiring 3 semesters of Latin, to veer back near the thread content. Which I assume law schools do not do. 

It would weed a lot of these dumb fucking Trump lawyers out if they did.

[Pato del Muerto 53469]

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It would weed a lot of these dumb fucking Trump lawyers out if they did.

Ipso facto

[capnamerca 585]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

She's a peach, indeed

 

 

While knowing that I would probably go literally insane, there's a part of me that wants to spend a few minutes inside her head. I mean, I assume that she believes the things she's saying. I just don't see how these statements are complete, willful, "tee hee look at this shit" fabrications. She has to think she has SOMETHING. From her frame of reference, somehow, this all makes sense. I honestly want to know how to see it that way. 

 

But only a little. And only for a very brief period of time. 

[Brisketexan 106889]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ipso facto

Pax Romana, motherfucker.  Pax Romana.

[High Plains Drifter 11186]

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Go on...

The only thing I remember from Univision was this smoke show from Lente Loco...

 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I was always an Alma Rey man myself.

 

 

Honey, why are you watching Mexican soap operas?

Oh, uh, just brushing up on my Spanish.

 

 

['stache 22131]

16 minutes ago, capnamerca said:

While knowing that I would probably go literally insane, there's a part of me that wants to spend a few minutes inside her head. I mean, I assume that she believes the things she's saying. I just don't see how these statements are complete, willful, "tee hee look at this shit" fabrications. She has to think she has SOMETHING. From her frame of reference, somehow, this all makes sense. I honestly want to know how to see it that way. 

 

But only a little. And only for a very brief period of time. 

I seriously can't tell if his cultists believe the lies are true, in which case they are literally crazy, or if they know they are lies and just like lying, in which case, they are human pieces of shit.