the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance

[AnTiM 1,695]

15 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

WTF just happened.

Did Cornyn pull his own head out of his ass, or did someone do it for him?

[aggie08 21,796]

10 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Did Cornyn pull his own head out of his ass, or did someone do it for him?

I'm sure he'll re-word it accordingly, lest he upset the Trump crowd.

Any hope that most of the rhetoric and vile of the last 4 years would gradually dissipate is gone. Attorney Generals--with the education and career accomplishments that that entails--in 18 states just completely debased them to appease the MAGA herd.  If they didn't realize how much power they had before, they sure as shit do now.

Trump is going to wreck shop in the 2024 Republican Primaries.

Edited December 10, 2020 by aggie08

[Jive Turkey 12,996]

 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Dictator gonna Dictator 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,847]

45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's more than the last four years, but a good bit of this.

We'll always keep a home in Texas because this is where our people are, we'll always need a "home base."  And I'll still want to hunt and fish here and whatnot.  But, in talking with my wife, our plans for retirement are becoming much more nomadic.  Rent a cheap Airbnb somewhere, spend a few months, pick up some dinner stuff from the market, visit with friends -- we've got our eyes on cities and places all over, in the US and overseas.  But my entire family, kids included, is much less connected to the US than I ever thought we'd be.

I'm a 5th generation Texan at least, my kids are 6th.  This state helped make me.  But goddamn.  This state and country have decided to drink a jillion gallons of stupid juice.  And it's topped with meanness.  It's just incompatible with a life of decency and kindness.

Yep, add a generation to it and that's us. Texas will always be my heart and my home, and I will carry it with me until the day I die, but I've got to squint and use my imagination to see the people and the place I thought I knew.  At least right now. 

[Gil Bang 26,235]

 

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2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

If the Supreme Court were to accept the felon AG from Texas’s argument, which they won’t, it would spell the end of the United States. 
That’s what the felon AG and his 17 corrupt republican friends are actually asking the Supreme Court to do, put an end to the United States. 
The Republican Party is so far gone and utterly corrupt, Adolf hitler is looking down on it from his grave. 

No, our AG is asking for a pardon, and his 17 buddies are making sure they don't get primaried the next time they are up, and so they are just trying to protect President Trump's back.

They all know this will amount to nothing, but Paxton now has Trump's ear.

[Gil Bang 26,235]

 

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45 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

WTF just happened.

29 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Did Cornyn pull his own head out of his ass, or did someone do it for him?

He has already spoken out against Paxton's shenanigans in regards to Nate Paul.

He knows what Paxton is hoping to get out of this.

 

[Gil Bang 26,235]

heh

 

Not only have Plaintiffs failed to provide the Court with factual support for their extraordinary claims, but they have wholly failed to establish that they have standing for the Court to consider them. Allegations that find favor in the public sphere of gossip and innuendo cannot be a substitute for earnest pleadings and procedure in federal court.

Edited December 10, 2020 by Gil Bang

[Pato del Muerto 53,469]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I really wish Larry Flynt was still alive.  Because he'd offer up a couple hundred grand for sex tapes and nude photos of her because why the fuck not and have them streaming on the internet by the end of the day.

@ChiTownDoc

[Pato del Muerto 53,469]

35 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Did Cornyn pull his own head out of his ass, or did someone do it for him?

He’s just answering honestly for once. I’m sure he struggles to understand most things. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm a 5th generation Texan at least, my kids are 6th.  This state helped make me.  But goddamn.  This state and country have decided to drink a jillion gallons of stupid juice.  And it's topped with meanness.  It's just incompatible with a life of decency and kindness.

If my wife's retirement wasn't tied to Texas, I swear we'd be somewhere in New England, and I'd have a large pond or small lake with fishing lodge right out of the Red Green Show.

[SaucyJack 3,520]

42 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Did Cornyn pull his own head out of his ass, or did someone do it for him?

[RDCanecutter 26,881]

We got 9,000 lawyers on here gonna pack up and leave a state they say they love, because not one of those 9,000 lawyers can figure out how to put a few crooks in jail.

Gotdammit, y'all. Reach down and get some Alamo back in you. Pick a place you like, hold it, and make the other guys so fuckin miserable that they leave.

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@ChiTownDoc

Better than my NKLA investment.  Why not?

[SubliminalHorn 7,009]

1 hour ago, Queen Bitch said:

Agreed. My intense love of Texas has really dwindled watching them vote for morons over and over and over.

If it weren’t for my parents, we would probably be living in Colorado. Like others have said, this state is fucking behind everything. I, as a PT, could practice with much greater autonomy in most other states. In my PT world, Texas feels like the dark ages. 

[Chad Fuck 18,134]

Wow. Good for Cornyn.

Yeah once Texas’s top attorney actively jumped into the outhouse hole and started smearing shit on himself at the expense of the citizens of the Great State of Texas, Cornyn kinda sorta gave him a side-eye.

Fuck Cornyn.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,913]

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

I'm sure he'll re-word it accordingly, lest he upset the Trump crowd.

Any hope that most of the rhetoric and vile of the last 4 years would gradually dissipate is gone. Attorney Generals--with the education and career accomplishments that that entails--in 18 states just completely debased them to appease the MAGA herd.  If they didn't realize how much power they had before, they sure as shit do now.

Trump is going to wreck shop in the 2024 Republican Primaries.

Cornyn is 68 years old. He either a) knows that he's not going to run for re-election at the age of 74 or b) is so sure that the attention span of the average MAGA fan is so short that Ken Paxton will be long forgotten in six years.

 

[TexEx15 17,939]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,913]

Ted Cruz: ultra-cuckold.  After Donald Trump accused Ted's father of assassinating JFK and called Ted's wife ugly and fat, Ted agrees to this:
 

 

[BradInATX 9,208]

I'm convinced that all the squawking and flailing via lawsuits started as Trump being a petty vindictive dick and for fundraising, but has shifted into him being convinced that he actually won bigly and was robbed. Guys like Trump who tell a lie often enough eventually turn that into their truth and legitimately believe the lie. He said it enough to talk himself into it.

Back when I was with a software startup the CEO was a lot like Trump. He had this feature that he wanted, and in demos he'd always tell the prospect we had the feature (we did not). One day he asked for a screenshot of the non existent feature and flipped out because he didn't believe the VP of Product that the feature didn't exist. "I saw it with my own eyes!".

Amazing how a pathological liar ends up changing their own truth. Always blows my mind.

[elfenix 34,749]

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I hope SCOTUS knows they fuck around, it is the end of the consensus legitimacy of the Court.

I predict the right wing judges will ignore Trump & co. Any POTUS is a flash in the pan to a SCOTUS life tenure. Plus, they need the imprimatur of legitimacy when they fuck us hard in terms to come in things like abortion and other theocracy fest decisions.

i'm more concerned they'll use the alabama naacp case to decide that dark money is constitutionally protected speech.

Edited December 10, 2020 by elfenix

[JimmyJames 12,271]

50 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

No, our AG is asking for a pardon, and his 17 buddies are making sure they don't get primaried the next time they are up, and so they are just trying to protect President Trump's back.

They all know this will amount to nothing, but Paxton now has Trump's ear.

I realize this is the play. And I also realize that there is a 99 percent chance it will fail in the Supreme Court.

What is disheartening is the one percent chance, and the fact that one person would even ask for it, much less it being the AG of Texas and 17  Roman stooges. 

[elfenix 34,749]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Cornyn is 68 years old.

and going into his 37th year in elected public office.  i thought we didn't like career politicians?

[Brisketexan 106,889]

I'm convinced that all the squawking and flailing via lawsuits started as Trump being a petty vindictive dick and for fundraising, but has shifted into him being convinced that he actually won bigly and was robbed. Guys like Trump who tell a lie often enough eventually turn that into their truth and legitimately believe the lie. He said it enough to talk himself into it.

Back when I was with a software startup the CEO was a lot like Trump. He had this feature that he wanted, and in demos he'd always tell the prospect we had the feature (we did not). One day he asked for a screenshot of the non existent feature and flipped out because he didn't believe the VP of Product that the feature didn't exist. "I saw it with my own eyes!".

Amazing how a pathological liar ends up changing their own truth. Always blows my mind.

This. And anyone with any experience with this pathology has seen Trump for that he is for as long as that person has known about Trump.

The lying is a pathology, it’s not just an expression.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

The Roman inspired Senate has failed. As it did in antiquity. Now it’s left up to the courts. 

[Guest Lobo]

23 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Spoken like a man whose son is going to run for that same AG seat once held by Cornyn and the lunatic in there now.  

[TexEx15 17,939]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Spoken like a man whose son is going to run for that same AG seat once held by Cornyn and the lunatic in there now.  

The enemy of my enemy right.

[Cousin Strawberry 1,273]

16 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ted Cruz: ultra-cuckold.  After Donald Trump accused Ted's father of assassinating JFK and called Ted's wife ugly and fat, Ted agrees to this:
 

 

Do you think Cruz ever bangs his wife in any position but missionary?  

[Gatorubet 30,711]

The Roman inspired Senate has failed. As it did in antiquity. Now it’s left up to the courts. 

All the lawyers are not dead yet, so modern Jack Cade may still be defeated.

[Guest Lobo]

As the "male", It's kind of difficult to fuck missionary and still be able to glance over at the Trump photos that adorn your cuckold chamber.  I think Cruz opts for a position that allows for more freedom of movement of the next so he can more easily admire the portraits of Dear Leader that festoon his quarters.  

 

[burntorangebongos 10,826]

Cuck Ted Cruz knows this suit isn't going anywhere and so why not say yes so he can look good to the Trump cult?  I hope this shit blows up in his ugly rat face somehow.  They will want him to know his place, serve the white man and stay in the back of the bus, dipshit! He is soooo dumb.

[The Royal We 3,100]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

heh

 

Not only have Plaintiffs failed to provide the Court with factual support for their extraordinary claims, but they have wholly failed to establish that they have standing for the Court to consider them. Allegations that find favor in the public sphere of gossip and innuendo cannot be a substitute for earnest pleadings and procedure in federal court.

In other words, Fever dreams aren’t evidence and you can gtfohwtmfbs. 

[aggie08 21,796]

16 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Do you think Cruz ever bangs his wife in any position but missionary?  

I picture (unfortunately) a much more NowThis relationship dynamic.

[Royalfan5 2,384]

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

As the "male", It's kind of difficult to fuck missionary and still be able to glance over at the Trump photos that adorn your cuckold chamber.  I think Cruz opts for a position that allows for more freedom of movement of the next so he can more easily admire the portraits of Dear Leader that festoon his quarters.  

 

It’s definitely Amazon position for Ted with the Trump photos taped to the Celling 

[NWBuck 8,629]

6 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

It’s definitely Amazon position for Ted with the Trump photos taped to the Celling 

If the Amazon position is the one where Jeff Bezos fucks us, the whole country is getting that treatment 

[Royalfan5 2,384]

1 minute ago, NWBuck said:

If the Amazon position is the one where Jeff Bezos fucks us, the whole country is getting that treatment 

I suppose there’s more than one Amazon position 

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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

I realize this is the play. And I also realize that there is a 99 percent chance it will fail in the Supreme Court.

What is disheartening is the one percent chance, and the fact that one person would even ask for it, much less it being the AG of Texas and 17  Roman stooges. 

If Paxton wasn't potentially in need of one helluva pardon, would he be making this play?  Because this is drawing a helluva lot of attention to the fact that he's in all kinds of legal troubles.

When over half-a-dozen of your hand-picked aides go to the feds and say you're crooked, you're pretty fucked.

[Gil Bang 26,235]

 

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[staboner 5,084]

6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Including Georgia, who is apparently suing themselves.

Can't say I blame the AG there though. Kemp, Raffensperger, and Sterling are never going to sniff elected public office in that state ever again (assuming they remain Republicans) because, you know, morons.

she sued herself, man

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

1 hour ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Do you think Cruz ever bangs his wife in any position but missionary?  

No, he doesn't really have the right head shape for that hairstyle.

Oh, you meant that kind of bangs. No, not that either.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Trying to get that pardon

 

[staboner 5,084]

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Trying to get that pardon

 

Ummm, can we cancel Paxton's taxpayer funded healthcare contract? He's entering a hotspot against the advice of health authorities and I cannot condone paying for that.

[miguelito 11,504]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

We got 9,000 lawyers on here gonna pack up and leave a state they say they love, because not one of those 9,000 lawyers can figure out how to put a few crooks in jail.

Gotdammit, y'all. Reach down and get some Alamo back in you. Pick a place you like, hold it, and make the other guys so fuckin miserable that they leave.

Shhhhh, let the lawyers leave, then we'll fix Texas.

[Pasken 1,311]

1 hour ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Do you think Cruz ever bangs his wife in any position but missionary?  

Doggie because I think it's pretty clear the wife is the one doing the banging. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

She said “Eat shit, Kenny!”.

[Fastbreak 4,045]

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

She said “Eat shit, Kenny!”.
 

We have an embarrassing football team, embarrassing political “leaders” and we gave our votes to Trump. 
 

If we didn’t have Whataburger and Franklin’s, I would say just nuke it from orbit.